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@puppywithshoes

transfem who insists that she’s a dom who also insists that you pet her like a good little puppy whenever you’re done fucking.

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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Greatest under appreciated emojis

Safety pin

🧷

Curling stone

🥌

Derelict house

🏚️

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i am having transsexual sex with you (its ur gf)

This is sexcellent

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Peak T4T dating is watching a bad movie and immediately searching AO3 for smut afterwards.

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Of course I know her, she's me

tgirl who pretends to be a pervert by smelling her own underwear and acting like it’s someone else’s.

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I kiss them all over

Bet you kiss them on the lips.

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Smoking my cigarettstrogen while sipping a soy latte so I can be a soyboy beta faggot while also becoming the beautiful tranny I was always meant to be

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

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Puppygirl cum keeps making my ass fatter

My body is a machine that turns girlcum into tits

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Every day

ughh i dont wanna go to WORK i wanna STAY HOME and TOUCH MYSELF

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Wearing a cloak to the club cause I'm mentally ill

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transfem puppygirl blowjob where you have to constantly remind her that your dick is not a treat so that she doesn’t bite it clean off.

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Welcome to my new religion. We have 3 tenets:

1. T4T frotting is the only way to save your soul.

2. Puppygirls and puppyboys are divine prophets.

3. Being mean to cishets is an act of prayer.

Join me.

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My puppygirl likes to be embarrassed, so I'll give her commands in public and then use the clicker and she hides her face in my shoulder.

It's so adorable.