aviebabie

[aviebabie]

orgasms are my morphine and my clit is the drip button

[aviebabie]

i need to stop manifesting shit. i overthought about how close my ex was sitting to this girl in ONE PIC and not even 24 hours later she got arrested. oops.

[aviebabie]

i miss my ex. and the more girls i see him interested in the more i realize im not his type. fuck.

[aviebabie]

i can't be let near a man with a grown out bleached buzzcut. i'll go feral.

[aviebabie]

well shit.

[aviebabie]

didnt realize cuffing season was also the season of every past talking stage posting some random girl to try to make me jealous 💀💀

[aviebabie]

oh i got this boy wrapped around my FINGER

[aviebabie]

tell me how i ended a three month long talking stage today and already have three guys on my roster in a matter of hours...

[aviebabie]

i'm am so inexplicably attracted to marshall from how i met your mother it's not even funny. my bf looks like him. help.

[aviebabie]

i don't like the smiths. he makes me love them.

[aviebabie]

i am very small, and am receiveing no physical affection or flavorful desserts, so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under

[aviebabie]

gc simultaneously decided they're all wearing suits to my bday dinner...at a small town taco place

[aviebabie]

wlw snail, call that a snesbian

[aviebabie]

me preparing for hundreds of people to "happy birthday" their way back into my life tomorrow

[aviebabie]

the tears are dropping but the lashes are poppin

[aviebabie]

there's nothing like sitting in class and suddenly remembering that your ex had a priest kink...

[aviebabie]

when she schlop on my heimer til i atomic bomb