avissapiens

[avissapiens]

The biggest part of the road to being better than everyone is never being satisfied. Even though you know you are superior, you're not enough. Because you're not comparing yourself to your lessers anymore; always aspire for more. Even though the hunger will never be sated, you'll still have a feast fit for the god you want to become.

The vibe The heady scent of the Winner's podium while you bask in Jock success.

[avissapiens]

Summer time means all the Himbo stud sluts get an even greater excuse to strip and show off. Displaying the sheen of hard work and superiority on their skin. Whether they do it intentionally or obliviously it doesn't matter. The effect is the same. Summer gets a whole lot hotter. Work up a sweat, himbo! The vibe A steamy session of Narcissistic muscle followed by toweling off with So Horny for muscle.

[avissapiens]

Do you think he hesitates to pull up his shirt and show off his hard work? Do you think anyone averts their eyes or looks with pitying disdain? Of course not. They'd climb over one another if they knew he'd give them the chance to lick the sweat that trickles over that solid, pristine symbol of Status and superiority. You could have the same answer that he does, tubby. Get to work! The Vibe A low-carb portion of Muscle Bull Shred followed by a heart-rate increasing run of Jock Success.

[avissapiens]

Who would have guessed that actually posting on the platform i have the 2nd largest following would be good for my content. Crazy!

[avissapiens]

Those features and that oozing stare of pure sex and seduction were his Amex black ultra exclusive pass to a whole new world of himbo bliss. Body used and cherished and flaunted as its own accessory. And once he got there he didn't just let his assets devalue; he put them to work for him even harder. You could too, pretty boy. Cash in that facecard. Become Himbo! The vibe A dash of Himbo Flow with an obvious heavy helping of Himbo TrophyBoy.

[avissapiens]

Tumblr comeback

Gonna try to be a bit more active on here. I've got one project of mine that I think i'm gonna start slowly trickling out onto this blog. Also gonna take tumblr seriously as an avenue to grow the abyss more cause dang, even through an inactive period, I still come back and find the activity on my older posts to be brilliant. Truly an evergreen site.

[avissapiens]

Abyss question collections

Hey gang, I'm planning on making a 3rd Abyss Q&A vid/podcast sometime soon. So i need all of your burning bubbling abyssal questions. Nothing's off limits. Feel free to send them through my inbox or you can DM me your questions. Alternatively you can use the dedicated channel on the discord.

Its been a good few years since I made one of these Q&As so i expect some good stuff.

[avissapiens]

Himbull summer: What happened to January

So, you may have noticed that January came and went without a single HBS post. Being honest i’d say it the major source of that complication came from the most obvious source.

The internship i’ve been doing has been really draining, and frankly unenjoyable in a lot of dimensions. As a result I really and truly could not himbo under those conditions and I ended up just fully not being able to keep it in mind as much as I wanted. Even my HBS time tables which at the very least would sometimes add a bit of himbo colouring to my life, did eventually fall to the wayside as the monotonous, tedious, and frankly pointless work i was doing left me pretty mentally sapped at the end of the day.

Despite this state of affairs, it’s not to say that i totally flopped on all of the tasks. On the contrary actually. A few of them have moved from challenges to simply being things I do at this point, formed habits. The supplementation task and the physical work task(even though the work was pretty unfulfilling), are both ones which I think have had some pretty mindless adherence to them. Even as the supplementation task has grown. Currently we’re sitting at 

Triple strength Fish oil 2/day

 Ashwaghanda 2/day

Men’s Multivitamin 1/day

Carnatine Tartarate 4 serves/day

L-citruline+L-argenine 2/preworkout

Creatine

Sunflower lecithin

Bromelain

Popstar labs

And you can kinda infer what those last 3 are for based on my passing mention’s in the last updates of my new boy-girl girl-boy bunnybabe doll etc etc other cutesy shit. 

That’s been a fun source of himbull energy as well during this slump as they are VERY supportive of me inhabiting that role. It’s really amazing how impactful it can be on the psyche to have someone just constantly reinforcing it for you…well i suppose not that amazing considering it is the basis of my content and why yall are here.

But the biggest boon is definitely going to be throwing this internship in the trash and being able to use the last 3 weeks of feb to relax, re-center and really ramp up the himbull drive before school starts back.

I’ve already thrown myself into it in two ways Firstly I’ve gone down so many sizes since the start of this all, but the more intimate parts of my wardrobe haven’t exactly caught up. So i’ve gone ahead and bought a bunch of Aussiebum stuff a size tighter than is comfy because I’m mid cut and I wanna compensate. And for a while it’ll be a fun sensation of pressure.

Secondly  I’ve revamped my training and made long term plans for the year ahead generally. But the first phase of that is integrating additional leg days to try and develop them to the next level. I’ve always had good legs, but I think one of the biggest Himbo/Bull overlaps is the hyperdeveloped round, juicy wide sweep kinda legs combo’d with a crazy ass. Whether that crazyness be from ultra lean striation or mouthwatering bubbliness. So for 10 weeks that’s gonna be the focus of my training. Even tho i’m definitely not eating enough on a cut to make the best use of it. I defo intend to show off that progress on my IG. 

SO going forward I’m going to recommit to the challenge for the rest of February AND into March which is the beginning of my semester. And i’m going to reduce and combine the two into one.

From the Bull plan I’m gonna take Grow the Abyss and the social media task. These two have really been the most easily actionable and beneficial tasks. They push me out of my comfort zone, they force me to create AND they have a visible and quick return on investment. The supplementation task isn’t even a challenge now, and the Himbull loop is amazing and great but may just be best sparingly. Also not super interesting to write about. From the Himbo plan i’ll take Himbo-fy your aesthetic and Change and love it. I think these ones are again, more actionable. And I finally do have some clear ideas for how to hit them. It’s just unfortunate they’re both kinda money based.

So that’s where we’re at with HBS. I think even this stumble represents an improvement from last year’s experiment. Because rather than simply wanting to be done after 8 weeks, I want to keep going with parts. Some parts have already been absorbed into my being. I feel so much better with it this year too. I’m hotter, hornier, happier. So let's keep at it.

[avissapiens]

New File Time | Hypnoslut

If the title of this file doesn't clue you in, idk what will.

"A hypnoslut… is someone who’s a slut for hypnosis. Like you! Someone who is eager to be dropped, enthusiastic about giving up their mind to another… someone whose most powerful sexual desires star this idea of control and transformation by a hypnotist, who jump at the chance to drop deep… the kind of person who, with enough rapport, may even find that they can drop deeper… without formal instruction to do so, maybe even without an induction if the vibe is right. They’re the kind of subject who can drop simplyby seeing another fall and sink into trance, or by seeing those symbols we associate so powerfull with hypnosis..."

This file seeks to make YOU even more of a hypnoslut.

It's a repeatable conditioning/erotic experience I hope will provide hours of fun times ahead, as well as safeties to make you a more confident and robust trancer. Happy sinking!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Extensive amnesia training - this file explicitly discusses and attempts to induce hypnotic amnesia, and further seeks to fetishize the idea of not being quite sure what you do/don't recall in trance... this is used with safeties, but caveat emptor nonetheless.

General conditioning to love trancing, by tying it to arousal.

Suggestions that arousal will lead to trance and vice versa, with appropriate safeties to ensure you don't enter deep trance at an inappropriate time.

Installation of sweeping, broad hypnotic safeties and reinforcing your mind's flexibility to enter/exit trance when desired.

Deepens and empowers your hypnokink.

Installs a trigger phrase "hypnoslut" which will make you feel aroused/sink deeper. Snaps are conditioned the same way.

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When I'm not dropping myself or others, I'm off being a mystical forest bro in the wilderness of Ireland. But I am always available for commissions if you reach out via DM. My flat rate is currently $65-120, but you can check my pinned Tumblr post for more up-to-date info. Keep listening, bros.

[avissapiens]

Himbull Summer Month 1(Nov 15th- Dec 15th)

I’ll start with some general notes and then proceed into some different experiences from each distinct plan. To give this some structure I'll tackle some wins and some losses. Good and bad.

Some good general stuff

I really think I've been able to keep up a whole vibe. It’s not as bubbly sexy party himbull as one might expect at the extreme end, but definitely a low level aura I've been putting off 24/7. It’s genuinely been something that’s always on my mind in some form and that’s really good. Shows at the very least that paring down the bigger plans so significantly has resulted in the benefits I wanted to see; I.e. more focus and better consistency around these things and a greater ability to action certain elements. I think one of the key things I've done to enable that each week are my little mini timetables of smaller tasks that I’m not as attached to. Generally speaking I'm fine if i only get about 50% of those done. They add some splashes of colour and creativity in how each task can be achieved and more importantly they give a level of structure.

Not so good general stuff

The major stumbling block I’d say has definitely been this internship. It’s just really hard to himbull under these conditions. It’s a massive time sink and the majority of it is really tedious uninteresting work. Meaning that when i get home it’s really hard to do much, even abyss script writing is difficult. And unfortunately the majority of my coworkers are VERY old scientists whose conversational skills and appreciation of certain himbo elements are perhaps….lacking. BUT it’s not all bad because at least it’s a very clear impetus to be outside of the house and some opportunities to twist into Himbull summer stuff. But I'll expand on that below

BULL SUMMER

1) This is easily one of the most simple tasks. Just gotta pop some pills right? Nope. Since I'm totally natty I’ve largely been relying on supplements to eke out some extra growth while bulking. So I opted first to go with some Carnitine Tartrate and Fish oil Omega 3s. And I can definitely say these have had an effect. The carnitine I think distinctly raises my thermogenesis while training, indicating that its purpose(to metabolise fat for energy rather than carbs) is probably going as planned. And the fish oil I definitely noticed good improvement for my hair and nails, coming in a lot healthier and growing quicker. The negative I'd say is that effective bioavailable dosages for the goals I'm aiming for are almost double or triple the suggestions on the bottle. Meaning that a bottle that should theoretically last a normie upwards of three months, is only lasting me one. So it's a little more expensive than initially planned. Along with these more optimized supps I've also been experimenting with this one from Popstar labs that’s meant to increase your load and make it taste better. No notes on taste but from a few tests I can absolutely say that I’m making PUDDLES bros. The next additions I'll be putting in for next month are Ashwagandha and Lactobacillus reuteri(I’ll expand on my rationale for those more in the audio diary). 

2) This one’s been going well. It’s actually really fun to just vamp a little and put some of my natural hypnotic talent to work exploring some smaller concepts that I hope will, over time, be a good passive draw for newer audiences. I got a lot of really good feedback for my Drone foray. The gooner one has only been out for a few days so I hope those of you interested in that kinda stuff will shower it with some love and affection too. A minor difficulty is of course that typically when I'm improv-ing trance it’s for a friend or a subject I'm working with. So just doing it into my recording set up with nothing to play off means I've gotta take some time to get into a flow. I think I'll make a few more this month and see about giving yall a few extras. And I may go ahead and release drone for free on YT.

3) This one’s been a really kinda upsetting one. I started out at 116 followers and after a month of (to me) pretty consistent posting and interacting, i’ve only managed to climb up to 122. It’s a little frustrating. In fact all of my socials have really seemed to slow down growth wise. I know logically it’s probably not because of me and my content, but still. (I’ll expand a lot more on this one in the voice diary for sure cause there’s things i wanna unpack that don’t necessarily need to be written.)

4) The himbull summer loop is really astonishingly easy to listen to. It has this lovely effect of the double tracks just coming together to totally dilate time and make everything just flow. Great for lifting. Not as effective in my experience for Cardio as something like music though. This is also one of the tasks where the internship has been a boon. If they give me a repetitive mindless task it's so easy to just get lost in the loop for an hour, filing boxes or doing data entry or sorting through papers. Just turn the brain off and go on autopilot while I am in my own head. I think the consistency with the loop has also been producing some unexpected subconscious changes. It’s always a little difficult to self-assess with these because it is subconscious, but I 100% feel like I've been training twice as hard. Always pushing to failure and getting stronger. And from the himbo side of it I’ve been so much more confident when it comes to complimenting myself. Plus some new kinks arising from both (I’ll expand in the VD). No downsides on this one tbh.

HIMBO SUMMER

1) I think I've definitely been working on himbofying my aesthetic. Ordered some clothes that I wouldn't typically wear and I really love them (pictures below). This is another one where the internship has been kinda helpful, giving me a daily opportunity to kinda style myself in a way. Different colour combos. Accessorizing. Having fun with it. As a part of just this last week's time table I had a challenge to wear a rainbow of colour through the week and I think that burst of colour into a pretty drab office/lab environment really distinguishes me. Also quite fun to finally be getting some sun and warmth that I think is slowly bringing back some glow to my skin.

I do worry that I’ll fall prey to the cheap dropshipped trash bug. Because some of these clothes are from fairly cheapo shops like Incerunmen, so I've also gotta bear in mind seeking out some quality local stuff or maybe going on a thrifting haul. But it’s so rough to find clothes that resonate with me here. Unfortunately it is a Must tho as I lose even more weight. All my pants have been falling off me for months and it’s gotta stop. Not a good look. For the month ahead I’m gonna try to focus in on accessorizing. Getting some more chains and bangles and other doodads to elevate an outfit. Very open to suggestions for this. I’d also like to thank Totally_bro who put forward a super appreciated Throne contribution towards this and a few other tasks. 

2) This one’s such a hard one. I admit I didn’t go through with any hair shit. Which i feel bad about. I just spent so much time in my own head about it, agonizing over options. I’m pretty attached to my hair tbh which is something this experience made me realize even more. So no, I didn't go through with the haircut. I did revamp my haircare routine with some fancy biotin and collagen products.  I did kinda accidentally stumbled on another semi permanent change. It came to be that I started chatting with a proper himbo aficionado who gave me some tips and tricks and one of them was using a Waist cincher essentially 24/7 as a way of influencing your fat deposition(I’ll explain the rationale in the VD). I know it might sound strange but i’m giving it a try. It was a lot to get used to at first, but genuinely not in a bad way. It’s a constant pressure and kinda helps you sleep too. But the first couple weeks of having to arrange and rearrange all the time, did get annoying. But frankly I think it’s working after a month. I’ve got it fitted so that my chest is prioritized and boys the tits are titting for sure.It’s small but there’s some more noticeable heft to my lower chest especially. Idk. I’ll definitely keep this up for a few more months and if i don’t see better results i might stop, but it doesn’t really take much away from me to wear it. In terms of the next one, it’s still up in the air.

3) Another one that the internship’s made SO easy lmao. Being the only person with any noticeable muscle mass in the office has made me prime pack mule material. My supervisors have been exclusively giving all of the manual lifting and carrying roles to me and it’s great. I mentioned I gymmed a lot on the first day and that was it. Put me to labour (not exclusively tho). I am also 6’2-3 And therefore able to get boxes and things off high shelves. And it’s so easy and so fun being strong! Watching them struggle or have to get 2 people or take 3 times as long with a task, and then me coming in and just polishing it off like nothing. Good stuff.

4) This one’s rough for a number of reasons. It’s tough to kinda force yourself out of that comfort zone, especially when it comes to interactions with other people. I can count on maybe a single hand the amount of times I've successfully Flirted, flaunted or fondled in the last month(I’ll expand on some in the VD). In a way it very much feels like i’ve lost some of the progress from the task last year where I forced myself to do more gym interactions. Now it’s a struggle to do that all again. Most of the small interactions i’ve done usually pass really uneventfully. But some of them just feel mortifying and like i look cringe. But in a way part of this is a bit of rejection exposure therapy. Cultivating the resilience to pursue action without constantly stressing about being rejected by others. Which is my current state. So I've gotta just keep trying. Finding more spaces where I can do so maybe in a controlled and comfy environment.

So that’s the run down for the first month. I think so far it’s going well and having clearer developments in terms of dividends than last years JBS. Unlike Most of these don’t feel as massively impactful in the moment and instead suffuse into the background as passive things to keep in mind and chip away at when necessary. I take that as a good thing because i feel a lot less drained keeping this up than last years set and I feel like these will have a much longer term impact on my aura and mindset.  I’ll be back again on this in 2 weeks with the next struggle update for patreon. And I'll try to get the VD recorded this week at some point.

Love yall!

[avissapiens]

If you're celebrating today's result, fuck off my page. You're pathetic. I don't want you here, I don't want your money, I don't want your eyes on anything I create, including if you 'only' jerk off to the fantasy of this very outcome we're currently living in.

[avissapiens]

Should have mentioned me! thanks so much for the confidence

The forcemasc community needs to check out jock hypno and masculinization hypno. I reccomend in particular avis sapiens stuff on youtube.

[avissapiens]

Himbull Summer 2024

(Long post ahead but worth the read)

I was intending to do something like this again this year but a previous ask really started the gears turning into motion. I really consider last year’s Jockbull summer experiment to be one of the most impactful changes I've made in a lot of ways. I’m still feeling some of the impacts and changes in my life on a permanent basis. I’ve got new friends I made through the process, new appreciation of style and whole new skillsets that I wouldn't have developed otherwise. Which is why I'm super excited to do this again but with a few adjustments to refine the concept and hopefully reap even deeper rewards for my own growth. I will be running this from Nov 15th 2024 - Feb 15th 2025.

I’ll explain some of the adjustments very briefly before I explain the plan and how you all will be able to interact with it.

We’ve cut down from 15 tasks over 3 plans to just 8 over 2. 

This year by popular demand the archetype’s I’ll work on growing and encapsulating will be Himbo and Bull. This was voted on by the lovely paid Patreon supporters. With the final votes looking like this

I will only be doing 1 plan with a partner this year. That partner is Abgsado as we did last year and you all can keep track of his progress on discord in his own dedicated channel.

The plans

As I noted above this year rather than 3 plans of 5 tasks we only have 2 plans of 4.  15 tasks was way too much as evidenced by the fact that I would regularly only get a fraction done.

PLAN A

This is the more Bull-centric side of the Himbull summer, focused not just on taking the most of this current bulking period, but also on expanding and centering my mind to possibilities for growth. This is the plan Abg and I developed together using a structure of 1 personal task, 1 task granted by the other, 1 task we compete at, and 1 task where we took some inspiration from the discord community.

Task 1 is my personal task and will involve a stronger supplementation regime with the goal of increasing anabolism, libido, strength and focus over the coming months. What that entails on a practical basis is cycling 2 new supplements into my routine every month. Recording notable changes or improvements from baseline. And keeping consistent dosing schedules.

Task 2  was granted by Abg and focuses on playing around with atypical perspectives and archetypes for growth and change outside of my usual 5/6. I intend to do that by creating some more improvisational mini trances exploring some new growth/corruption-adjacent ideals. These will also be on a biweekly schedule and depending on how I feel released at different levels of exclusivity.

Task 3 is the competitive task for both Abg and I. We both want to expand our fitness socials on sites like Instagram and shift ourselves more into the muscle lifestyle sphere of influence.

Task 4 is the task synthesized from suggestions from discord. We’re gonna fuse the Himbo and Bull gym loops together and dedicate ourselves to listening to it on 2 training days per week. Let ourselves really get mindfucked by the muscle chaos.

PLAN B

 This is the more himbo coded plan. No specific structure however for this set 1 is a personal task and 3 were given by some of my top-tier himbo advisors. So big thanks to them, including @thejockout. Task 1 is the personal task. Similar to last year’s task regarding disposing of certain clothes, this year is going to be about purchasing things that I think are gonna draw more attention my way. I’m gonna aim for a new Himbo Aesthetic component every 2 weeks. And I’m going to force myself to wear each component at least twice in public, not just at the gym.

Task 2 is about making semi-permanent changes to my look in some form or fashion, beyond just clothes. These are gonna be fairly big so i think i might do them on a Monthly or maybe tri-weekly basis so i get 3-4 Big changes out of the process. Bit scared for this one.

Task 3 is gonna be interesting. It’s about putting myself forward to be used as a muscular physical being more often. Lifting, pushing, carrying. Doing the physical aspects of work. Very golden retriever farm boy himbo. “I can get that for you, ma’am. Not a problem”. Part of this summer I’ll be doing an internship at a lab. So in addition to being an academic weapon I’ve also gotta make sure this muscle is both functional and for show.

Task 4 focuses on being a bit more of a slut when I'm in public or around my friends. Putting a bit more sauce on my normal speaking voice, being a tiny bit more touchy feely with people who I know it's safe and kosher to do so with, flirting a bit more liberally.

Engagement

Like last year, I want you all to watch me and interact with this journey. But we’re changing it up a little this year. You’ll be able to get 4 different sources for this journey, all of varying intensity and completeness.

The standard base will be a monthly update released on tumblr synthesizing the whole month of activity with some notable events and reflections on them. These will be free and also probably either cross-posted or linked on Patreon. The next level will be more granular fortnightly updates available to all paid patrons, these will include some sticking points, things I’m struggling with. And I might even ask for suggestions for how to tackle tasks I have problems with. I will also like last year be doing fortnightly voice diaries which will likely be similar to the two above but maybe with some extra impromptu thoughts thrown in, again at the paid patreon tier.

And finally, in twitter’s dying gasp(not even gonna link it but you know how to find me) and a begrudging attempt to strike while the iron is hot on bluesky, I’ll also be doing a lot more frequent if less thought through crossposts on those two sites.

If you by any chance want to help me in any of these tasks and have a personal hand in molding me as I’ve molded you then I can provide two options for support. 1st, as always, consider subscribing to my Patreon at any paid tier, but the $5 level is imo the best value for money. 2nd, I have opened up a Throne account(wishtender 2.0) with specific wishlist items geared toward different HBS tasks(namely A1, A 3, and B1). It’d be really hot for everyone to have some of those get ticked off during the summer. And folks who help out in this way will get a shout out in the relevant update.

I really hope this is an amazingly fun experience for you all and an absolutely transformative one for me. At the end of this I’ll be going into my final Bachelor’s year in this country. I want to be the hottest, buffest, and best I've ever been for these super low stakes classes. Let's make it happen folks!

  (Models for this Himbull Summer are Kieran Yawson and Trkennet)

[avissapiens]

can you make hypnosis that will change the way you act while working out? like while working out make it so we are all brainless and robots with the mission to build muscle and that the programing is working non stop until the routine is done.

I shall use this as a chance to shill some of my great files, since you obviously haven't taken a close look at my catalogue.

I'd say Gym Drone is a go to for that.

Conquest drone is also go to for that with added stuff. There's files like Gym switch(Patreon exclusive at the $5 tier) or Hyperfocused Muscle. OR otherwise, if you have a really specific request that these files don't quite hit, my commissions are currently open! HMU for rates. But for future reference do not request that I make certain files through asks, especially anonymously.

[avissapiens]

If I join yr patreon do I get to download files

Yeah! This is a seldom talked about perk of joining my patreon, but you do get access to high-quality downloads for my audios. This is especially great for some of my looping audios(one of many patreon exclusive concepts) because you can download locally and even edit your own music in or make personalized looping hybrids.

You can join my patreon through this link (www.patreon.com/Avissapiens)

[avissapiens]

Ever since you had your entries of “Jockbull Summer”, I have been wondering if there could be other combos of the archetypes along those lines. For instance, is there an Alphabull or Himbull? I know you had at least had a Bull Bro sub.

Jockbull summer evolved based around what me and my friends were interested in at the time. And despite my usual consistency with my archetype concept, the whole thing wasn't really even geared towards those two archetypes specifically tbh. It was kinda a weird hybrid mesh of all the main archetypes. Cause frankly I am also a weird hybrid mesh of all the main archetypes. I just picked "Jockbull summer" because it kinda had the same cadence as the "Hot boy/Hot Girl summer that was going around at the time.

That said, I am actually intending to do another much smaller attempt at the concept again this year. 15 tasks to do on my end was an insane thing to do frankly. Especially because I went into it a lot more consistently than my bros who were doing their on little 5 task things alongside me.

So this year I'll probably be trying about 8; two sets of 4. And I'm sorting out who I want to build the concept with this summer. If the tasks end up heavily themed towards particular archetypes then I might consider the name change, but if the end result is a mish-mash then I'll probably stick with "Jockbull" just for the name recognition.

[avissapiens]

Himbo State - Himbo hypnosis file

Go check out the new Patreon exclusive state file along with dozens of others at the $5+ level.

Tenets to truly develop that strong, stupid, slutty sweetness of Himbo euphoria in your mind. Crafting the Himbo state around you and expanding what it truly means to be a Himbo stud. Join the Himbo state and let the bliss of your beauty and positivity flow.

Command list

Strong, stupid, Slutty, sweet

Taste the rainbow

Weaponize your vanity

Halo himbo glow flows

Surround yourself with beauty

Trophied and treasured

Bubblegum brain

Thrive in your lane

Gender is a performance

Cumdump Trophy top

Pre-tester Testimonials

“Took me and dunked me over the glittery himbo edge and I never wanna come back!”

-Ashthebimboi "I listened once and fell asleep but I woke up seeing nothing but pink and my ENTIRE body ROCK HARD. Rubbing my chest snd arms. My thighs snd ass. As if I’m gonna bust a nut out of my muscles." -Himbull Slag

I know its been a hot sec since I posted file advertisements on my tumblr, but I was really proud of this one in particular and I think it does an amazing job of not just defining a himbo, but expanding on some non-obvious parts of the archetype that nonetheless vibe so well with it.