he/him. 30s. USA. I like to hear about other people's dreams. (Generally anything I post will be coming out of my queue, once a day, at about 1pm EST. Like a hen laying a careful egg.) (Also sometimes my queue runs out. Like a hen that has gone broody.) (Also sometimes my blog eats dandelion leaves and mealworms but that's unrelated to anything.)
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“The bird in Charlie’s Angels is, I believe, the wrongest bird in the history of cinema — and one of the weirdest and most inexplicable flubs in any movie I can remember. It is elaborately, even ornately wrong.” (I was slack-jawed by the end of this.)
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I finished reading The Lord of the Rings for the first time in my life. With all of *vague gesture at everything* this going on.
I Am Not Okay
#yeah this is pretty much the soapbox i get on whenever LotR comes up in conversation#and a major reason i think it has so so so much more lasting power than the vast majority of its literary descendants#lotr#lord of the rings
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Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CeWDc-Fqd-j/
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its terrible when people havent seen wells for boys bc I use wells for boys as an adjective
#once confidently referenced wells for boys during a work meeting with people my age and no one had any idea what i was talking about oops#wells for boys#;)
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the only thing i remember from last nights dream is that Wendy Williams had a new lemon-like soda, like 7-up or sprite with the same exact iconography (white bulky lettering, green color scheme) called “Susan” and the catchphrase for it was “When you’re feeling too repugnant to say hello”
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Evening Bells - Carlos Schwabe, 1891
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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

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“The Goon suggested, “Learn to drive?” “Never,” said Quentin. “My mission in life is to be a passenger.”
Diana Wynne Jones, "Archer's Goon"
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AI-generated but, alas, I will admit this is rather cool.

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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.
#wow#I did in fact literally make my first e-mail address for neopets wtf I did not expect this to be such a shared thing#neopets
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Georges Lacombe - La Mer, coastal scenes of Brittany.
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♪ Pull out of this eye ♫
♬ But I'm standing by ♪
♫ (oma oma-ah) I'm screaming ♬
♪ (oma oma-ah) I bother them ♫
♬ (oma oma-ah) I call them down – song down~ ♪
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I've been looking for a fun/quick little animation sideproject to flex my frame-by-frame muscles, so introducing Margie! A cat-goose dragon based on this little fella from this medieval manuscript

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reading the tags that people have left on this post is an incredible roller coaster ride, I shan't deny it
I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars
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