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Oh you know

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happy national loser day reblog if you're Stuck at Home

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emotional distress.

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when aidairo accidentally types "😍😍[SCREAMS OF AGONY]😍"

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just in case anyone is having that same kind of sophomore year of college that i am, here's a picture of the media that's bouncing around in my brain rn

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being a 17776 fan feels like chewing drywall. guys. guys this story ostensibly about american football changed me. no guys you should read it - well when I say read I mean experience it really - no no it's online it's free - no it won't break your computer this is normal it's okay i promise it's not even really about football. well no actually it's about satellites. yeah the Jupiter Explorer is in it and they're a little shit. yeah no the gender binary doesn't exist in 17776. yes i meant 17776 not 1776. it's not even really about satellites. it is though. please i am begging you read this it changed me.

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relapsed on bbc's sherlock. unfortunately, it's even gayer than i remember. johnlock comes for us all in the end.

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dead poets society worms in my brain. they whispered this to me so i made it.

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they are sickening i despise them this made me pass out from joy i need one or both of them dead ive ascended im going to hell they're going to hell i hate them they're my loves kill me

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"introduced as a sort-of antagonist but quickly realizes they're a little/a lot gay for a main character" archetype

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yes i love dungeon meshi! oh, who's my favorite character? yeah there are so many loveable characters it's so hard to pick !!! 😣

that being said my favorite character is the fake ass cunt, no yeah. gay too, its tragic.

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feeling extremely normal walking through my college campus with this shit blasting into my ear canal

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every time i see an image of castiel supernatural my entire brain shortcircuits and a single tear traces the curvature of my face. mention the words 'lazarus rising' in my presence and the part of my brain controlling motor function disintegrates, felling me like someone cut my puppet strings. 'destiel' is my sleeper agent activation word, spurring me to start walking and never stop. feeling extremely 2014 right now, i think i need to be put down like a sick dog. shot out back like a dying horse.

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this is the most important thing that has ever happened ever i think

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all my favorite male characters are required to be pretty like a woman.

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they are taking over my entire fucking life. my entire brain and soul and essence have become dedicated to aoi akane and minamoto teru and how they should kiss.

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imagine getting dragged away and Goofy Slipping on Banana Peel Sound Effect #3 .sfx starts blasting