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he really shouldve immediately died for this 

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Percy: Nico and I slept together.

Annabeth: And?

Percy: I thought you'd be a little more shocked.

Annabeth: Oh sorry

Annabeth: AND!?

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Check out my new Descendents Fanfiction!

Thel Gothel, Maddie Hightopp, Rumi Stiltskin, and Hadley, Daughter of Hades have been given a chance to come to Auradon to prove themselves. But just who are they proving themselves too? Will these four make it in the land that is Auradon, or will their parents' overbearing plan prove all too familiar for the people of Auradon. Follow these four as they team up with Mal, Jay, Carlos, and Evie, along with four new friends Ryder Fitzherbert, Adelin Ali, Taelyn Bell, and Paxton Pan. Will the four VKs rise to the challenge that their parents put up for them or will the new potentials of love and friendships get in the way?

Loosely based on an idea from Mistaken For A Miracle by RottenKidNextDoor on AO3 and based on a roleplay that me and my girlfriend are doing. This is co-written by me and her and has mixed writing styles between us.

Trigger warnings of rape, self-harm, suicide, murder, and substance abuse in future chapters

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Craig: Ok babe, what do you want to ride first?

Tweek: You

Craig: That was not what I expected but please go on

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I did a thing.

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I've been gone from tumblr so long I literally forgot how to work this damn thing and I feel old

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I'm so weird...but I'm talented...what's my talent you ask? Finding people I used to know on social media and then judging them because they've screwed me over.

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secret government agent: *punches me in the face* say it

me: never

secret government agent: say that they're just two women that have an intense friendship and are just gals being pals

me: *spits in their face* fuck you

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Nico: I think I’m in love with you.

Percy: You mean, as friends?

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When your card doesn't get picked in Cards Against Humanity

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Last night I had a dream that my local bookshop had a fanfiction section. One day, my friends. One day.

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