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Things People Say turned 7 today!

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Holy shit if my neighbor does not stop parking their cars in front of my house I am going to do absolutely nothing about it to avoid the confrontation.

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My husband: *does something stupid* “I may be the dumbest human alive.”

Me: “It’s entirely possible.”

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HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK

HI!!!

I followed you when I first joined tumblr almost a decade ago and honestly forgot I did so after you left. Welcome Back!! the delight when I saw you on my feed. Congrats on getting married!

Hi!!! This message made me so happy!

I didn’t think anyone would remember or even still be following this account after so long. I remember you too! Thanks for sticking around :) and thank you for the congratulations!

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I married this man after college ❤️ I married Random Guy #50

Random Guy - #50

One of my Engineering Friends: "Have you ever had one of those sandwiches that's a piece of fried chicken between two glazed donuts? I'm pretty sure it's what God eats on the daily."

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Me - #79

How are online classes going, you may ask:

Me: *desperately shredding cheese over my tacos*

My Sister: "Hey, do you-"

Me: "I have four minutes to eat these tacos before my quiz starts! GO AWAY!"

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Engineering Humor - #25

My Statics Professor (with a deadpan face and serious voice): “Are we happy? We’re freakin’ ecstatic.” 

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Engineering Humor - #38

CAD Professor: “I have my cell phone on today because my daughter’s school is doing active shooter training and I need to be on call in case I have to leave and pick her up.”

Student: “If that happens we’ll all go with you and fight them.”

Professor *laughing* : “You’ll fight the shooter.”

Entire class: “Yes.”

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Me - #64

My Mom walks in and sees me standing in the middle of the kitchen holding a fly swatter and singing Another One Bites the Dust: “What are you doing?”

Me: “I’m hunting.”

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Me - #54

*At Engineering Club*

Me *looking at a picture of snow leopard cubs*: “Oh my goodness, they’re so cute!”

Guy standing next to me: “I’ve never seen you in a nonthreatening manner. This is a new experience.”

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Random Guy - #22

*At a late night start-up meeting to plan further late night meetings. I haven’t spoken a word for the entire two hours.*

Guy A: “Should we serve coffee?”

Guy B: “Do people even drink coffee at night?”

Me *a tired engineering student*: “Yes! Yes they do!”

Guy C: “She speaks!”

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Engineering Humor - #49

Me: "No one normal would be as excited about a new calculator as I am. I named it Ramona."

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Random Guy - #2

“I know the voices aren’t real, but sometimes they say not nice things.”

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Engineering Humor - #44

My Physics Professor: “And one of the theories for the end of the world is an asteroid hits the earth and kills everything. Hopefully Elon Musk will get his act together and get us off the planet before that happens.”

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Hi, glad to see your back and doing ok.

😊

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Monoply

Submitted by: Anonymous

Dad: Did you know that there is a Cheating Edition of Monoply?

Me: So...like normal Monoply??

Dad: ......yes.....

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I’m back!

Hello everyone! I’m sorry for the long hiatus. I had a lot of things going on in my personal life and this blog had to take a back seat for a while. I will try to start posting again more often. Thank you all for sticking with me. 

Let me know if you have any questions about anything. I’ll be checking my inbox and ask box frequently now if any of you guys want to say hi.