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how i wanna push every member of one direction onto the ground, in specific and unnerving detail

harry: i walk up to him, furiously and with purpose. he is probably in the middle of telling a long, meandering, and ultimately disappointing story to yet another person who will end up falling in love with him anyway. he’s decked out in full gucci. i put both of my hands directly on his chest and PUSH him, firmly and directly, into a very wet and very deep puddle of mud. i help him up and wipe him off with more of his gucci, which i brought from his house expressly for this purpose, then slap him softly but definitively on the cheek and walk away.

niall: he is standing with both arms raised above his head, either cheering for some sporting event or holding a beer and making a particularly enthusiastic toast. i come running at him, full tilt, from AT LEAST 50 feet away, and barrel into him in some kind of tackle-hug hybrid, right as he’s mid-laugh. he’s warm and my arms are around him and i just lie there on the floor on top of him while he laughs.

louis: he skateboards by me, probably shouting something incomprehensible at someone very far away. i trip him with a stick. he falls over. he doubles back around to scream obscenities at me. it’s honestly the greatest thing that’s ever happened.

liam: i have cajoled/bullied him into carrying me around on his back all day. he is hauling me good-naturedly through the grocery store when i spot a particularly good-looking peach. instead of asking liam to stop, i try to pull a drive-by and lean out to grab it as we pass. i lean out too far, unbalancing liam, and he, the peaches, and me all fall to the floor in a heap. the heap, collectively, smells very good and tastes very sweet.

zayn: i sock him in the face, there’s nothing else to do. he’s standing there looking like he’s in a broody gq photoshoot, even though he is actually stood in the middle of a fluorescently-lit low-end department store aisle, and i run past him and punch him square in the jaw. my hand hurts. he doesn’t even fall down, just mumbles “ow” in his bradford accent and continues to look beautiful. i am livid.

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omg i just found out that kyle girl that reads blind items with the catchphrase "you want more I'll give you more" passed away, I never liked her content and attitude but my god it was so sudden

WHAT????

Oh my god. I didn't like her content, either, but that's horrible.

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is harry a zionist

Harry isn’t Jewish, so the question is whether he’s a supporter for Zionism.

Considering his influence and the impact it would have if he was in fact one, I have yet to witness Harry using it for any kind of activism related to this particular political movement. 🤷‍♀️

Obviously we don’t know Harry’s personal opinions about it, but the idea Harry is a full-fledged Zionist but not speaking up about it kinda defeats the purpose of being a Zionist. So my guess is, that no, Harry isn’t.

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I miss you Lorna… this is such a mess

This is an old message and I had several other similar messages, but I miss you guys and hope you’re all doing well!! I’m sorry to see nothing has improved.

I saw I was kindly mentioned by @awesomefringey and some other commenters the other day, so just wanted to log in and say hello and log back out for a few more months. 💕

Sending so so much love to all of you. Take care of yourselves and each other, please.

The video is still on YT.

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Do you feel comfortable publishing fic by an author who hates Harry?

Hi nonnie, I assume you’re the same?

Maybe point out who you think is a Larry fic writer but also not a fan of Harry as a person. Otherwise I feel like you’re trying to trap with a response.

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Helpppppppppp https://x.com/hiattb/status/1778789235979374909

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK?!!!! This is getting weirder and weirder. Now I’m very sure it’s ai generated.

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Helpppppppppp https://x.com/hiattb/status/1778789235979374909

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK?!!!! This is getting weirder and weirder. Now I’m very sure it’s ai generated.

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Helpppppppppp https://x.com/hiattb/status/1778789235979374909

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK?!!!! This is getting weirder and weirder. Now I’m very sure it’s ai generated.

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PATHEMA PROTELEIA 🗡️🥀⏳

{Thanks to Vi for the amazing poster!}

ABO, 53K, completed, mature.

A few years ago, Omega Prince Harry left his mate, Alpha Louis, without an apparent reason. A threat to the Royalty forces Louis to ask the Prince for help.

Or

A Greek Tragedy AU (but with the happiest ending).

{Written for @omegaharryfest }

LINKS

🎵 spotify playlist

🖼️ pinterest

📝 characters notes

READ NOW on AO3

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Or Louis just found the perfect twink for mink music.

(🔊on)

I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Also unsolicited fic prompt:

Louis Tomlinson (music manager, solo artist, and solo…) listening to another unsigned singer/songwriter who’s trying to play as opening act for him.

While completely captivated by the voice, Louis decides then and there, he has to meet this Harry Styles.

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https://twitter.com/its_alright_luv/status/1778767070521430138?t=BzBiSyGt2yvCts4SdhRQzw&s=19

Is Louis' manager desperate or are they just stupid? How does Louis get involved with these things?

Okay but have we decided finally that this was an interview written by ChatGPT? 😂

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Fixed it!

Larry Stylinson Piracy 🏴‍☠️

How did I miss this??? 🤣

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I would never be larrie if I could go back in time, because being a newbie was such a pain, I became larrie and baaaam I saw Louis saying happy birthday to a boy who can't read and write on Twitter, Olivia trying to be Harry's jealous teenage girlfriend. I should have never watched that recommended youtube video😄

I wouldn’t want to go back. I met so many amazing people on here and there’s so much I appreciate about the boys and this fandom. But speaking of recommended Larry YouTube videos,

I always meant to watch this, but haven’t yet:

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Hi love I’m new here so I’m a bit confused but why do people think the Larry denial was planned by management? Surely the girl just asked coz she wanted to coz that’s what it looked like

Oh boy, I’m not sure if I should recommend you to run as long as you still can 😆

Interviews commonly come with a list of “non-topics” to be asked for the journalists, for instance during movie promotions they shouldn’t ask personal questions, or ask for clarification on gossip in order to focus the movie PR. That’s a super serious request that can make people end the interview (and possibly the journalists’ career) if it’s being disrespected.

It’s not uncommon even that the interview questions are being pre-approved, so the artist knows what’s to come. It’s great to ensure a flowing conversation and avoid awkwardness on both sides. You can also tell a pre-scripted interview when the interviewer doesn’t really go into the responses and ask follow-up-questions as you would do in a natural conversational setting.

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PATHEMA PROTELEIA 🗡️🥀⏳

{Thanks to Vi for the amazing poster!}

ABO, 53K, completed, mature.

A few years ago, Omega Prince Harry left his mate, Alpha Louis, without an apparent reason. A threat to the Royalty forces Louis to ask the Prince for help.

Or

A Greek Tragedy AU (but with the happiest ending).

{Written for @omegaharryfest }

LINKS

🎵 spotify playlist

🖼️ pinterest

📝 characters notes

READ NOW on AO3

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On blog watch waiting for The Greek Tragedy AU!

You would want to check this out 👀👀👀

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Ain’t no journalist got guts to ask Louis why he keeps fuelling the rumours with this kinda shit after he first denies everything, when he knows his fans are conspiracy theorist lunatics who love to solve his little coded puzzle mysteries .. in red to -> https://www.tumblr.com/awesomefringey/747492628752433152

Well, the key is plausible deniability. 🫠