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CG: ):B

CG: WHAT IF I HUNTED AND KILLED YOU FOR SPORT.

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CG: WHAT IF I HUNTED AND KILLED YOU FOR SPORT.

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CG: I DID MISS YOU. I MISSED YOU A LOT FUCKWAD.

CG: HEYHEY.

CG: SOLLUX.

CG: DUMBASS<3

-@awfullydrawnkarkat

TA: hii fuckface. diid you need 2omethiing or diid you ju2t mii22 me?

TA: ii bet you diid. stupiid sap. <3

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CG: AM I SCARY ? ):B

Are you the prick who ran from my dad's dentist place?

-@badlydrawnabby

nnnnnnno

i have no idea what you mean

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Hello 👋

GC: HELLO.

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CG:?????

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[you gain one (1) single slice of VALENTINES DAY CRAB FLAVORED BREAD?] - 🍞

CG: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?? LIKE. WHATS THE PURPOSE WHY WOULD YOU MAKE CRAB FLAVORED BREAD??

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mmmm crab........

CG: NOOOOOBSJNSMFS

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ok

go

... are you recording me?

yes

wow, awesome. this is superb.

y'know, you are such a pain in the ass sometimes i have to wonder, do you get off on it?

yes john

every time you get your panties in a twist i get this sensual rush through my body akin to the feeling of a big fat greasy fistful of bacon on a sunday morning

oh, cool.

that explains so much.

you're the worst friend ever.

aghh! you're going through a lot of unnecessary trouble trying to get me to start this stupid blog with you!

i mean, come on. everyone knows tumblr is for girls and people who got dropped by their psychiatrists and have no where else to complain.

you're exposing me to nutheads, dave.

and i know that's your forte but, i have this thing...you may be unfamiliar with it,

it's called having a life.

i don't have time to fit responding to internet weirdos into my schedule like you.

ok your royal highness

im sure you have a lot on your plate

what are you too busy sucking your thumb and shitting your diaper

what responsibilities could you possibly have all you do is sit in your room and watch crappy decade old movies all day

while your dad serves you a b list celebrity weddings worth of cake firsthand like a mother to her newborn son

your dad might as well have wished you were a girl with all that pampering you receive i bet you feel like a real princess

but hey man im not here to speak for him

why dont you ask yourself if you think youre so manly egbert

are you still recording?

yeah

hey guys! you're gonna get a real kick out of this one. go to https://dstrider.blogspot.com and hit ctrl f...

shut up

then you're going to want to type in the word...

shut up

THE WORD...

shut up

TURNTECHGODHEAD S-

s-

AID-!

looks like youre cutting out john

F- OR-

yeah dude your wifi is cooked

CK-

AH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh fine ill just do this with lalonde

...

you roped rose into this too?

yeah

well, FINE! god, i guess if you insist!

ask box open for reception.

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fish

CG: UHHHHHHHH?

CG: WRONG! CRAB.

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Hello internet blog site, I was brutally bullied by a twwig to make an account on here. I do not wwant to be here in the slightest

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Put it on.

CG: ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS FUCKERS.

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Are you able to grill a cheese

CG: MAN I SURE HOPE SO OR THESE WILL TASTE LIKE ASS

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CG: HAPPY NEW YEAR (:B

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How’s your Christmas?

CG:PRETTY GOOD

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youre such a sc5rungly a little scringo a shlorply a little scrunko

CG: ......A FUCKING WHAT?

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reblogged smth 2 this blog on accident dw abt it