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How I think James proposed to Lily:

James: Hey Evans

Lily: What James?

James: I don’t like your last name

Lily: Why what’s wrong with it?

James: it just doesn’t suit you, I think you should change it

Lily: Change it to what?

James: Potter *walks away*

Lily: Did you just— did you just propose to me? Get back here Potter!

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I wonder who gave Harry Potter ‘the talk’, I mean he grew up in a cupboard for goodness sake.

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So he's a bit of a fixer-upper

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top 5 tumblr raps of the decade

5. cowboy rap

4. underwater monk

3. slurp on my gurt

2. bone removal, without approval

1. my dick don't work

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"This is Annabeth," Jason said, "Uh, normally she doesn't judo flip people."

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Ok just imagine. Lily somehow manages to sneak in a television set and a few movies from home because shes feeling a little homesick and she decides to have a movie night with the girls and the marauders want to join in so she lets them (mind you this is after she started dating James so shes basically best friends with them now).

And then in one of the movie scenes theres a food fight and the marauders are like 'Padfoot how fucking amazing that looks like so much flamin fun' and Sirius is like 'why have we never tried that before like oh my fucking god that looks fucking amazing' and Remus just looks at Lily like what have you done and shes just like its fine Moony they're not going to actually have a food fight in the great hall and Remus just shakes his head because he knows that they fucking will.

And then the next day guess what? James and Sirius start a fucking food fight in the great hall and Lily's just sitting there like this all my fault Moony was so right.. until James 'accidentally' pours a whole jug of pumpkin juice on her head.

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This artistic little bean :)

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