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PARTY AT MY PLACE

i’ve got the alcohol covered

i’ll bring some soda

ill bring the drugs

I’LL BRING THE BITCHES

i got the pot..

GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN.

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST.

WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS? 

Party Hearty!

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This is the cutest thing ever. Like, EVER.

With Love,

Smithereens

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That moment when you want to smack yourself in the face because you realize that you've spent like two hours surfing tumblr, when you could be FINISHING CHAMBER OF SECRETS ON POTTERMORE. 

In the words of my hero - 

"What, What, What are you doing! Look at your life. Look at your choices."

With Love,

Smithereens

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This is the face I make when someone sings a wrong note in chorus.

Not kidding.

With Love,

Smithereens

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First of all? This is freakin' FUNNY.

Secondly, As a theatre kid, I can tell you - THIS HAPPENS. A few days ago, Fairy Godmother (Mardesich) was supposed to shoot fire across the stage at Cinderella (me) during our fall play (Cinderella - durr.) rehearsal. She goes "Isn't It cold in here?" I go "Oh I'm sorry, I'll just light the fire..." Then the fire is supposed to magically light, and I freak out. INSTEAD, I hear "Oh crap. It's hot. It's smoking. It's smoking! It's HOT GET IT OFF!"

My response... "Hmm, that's funny, the fire doesn't seem to be lighting... maybe I should try again..." #stayingincharacter #epicfail

Typical day.

With Love,

Smithereens

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Welcome to the best thing your eyes have ever seen.

With Love,

Smithereens

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You feel like a candle in a hurricane/Just like a picture with a broken frame/Alone and helpless, like you've lost your fight/but you'll be alright, you'll be alright

'Cause when push comes to shove/You taste what you're made of/You might bend 'til you break/'Cause it's all you can take

On your knees you look up/Decide you've had enough/You get mad, you get strong/Wipe your hands, shake it off/then you stand, then you stand

"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it." - Henry Ford

<3 Stay Strong <3

With Love,

Smithereens

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Big Fat Welp. Or Small, Wasted Welp. Either Way.

So we had homecoming last night... For those of you who are of or near a high school age, you probably are aware that homecoming is one great big grind-fest, where people dance inappropriately in the dark. So there are a few things you should know about my school's homecoming. First of all, it's held in the gym. WHICH HAS NO AIR CONDITIONING. Second of all, they are trying to keep us as appropriate as possible - so the administrators patrol through the crowds the whole night. They let you grind, but if they see a girl bent over, they will literally walk over and get in their faces and be like "VERTICAL! NOW!" (Not that this has EVER happened to me. And Mardesich. At the same time. Ever.) But in order to patrol properly? THEY LEAVE ON HALF THE LIGHTS. Excuse me? Homecoming is one of the only days each year that I get to Slut Up. Let me do my slutting in the dark, when the teachers can't see my face. Third thing you should know - people have a tendency to show up to our homecoming drunk or high (sadly, a lot of the ones who do are the athletics kids. Ten points for Music Freaks!). So now onto our stressful encounter!

(Smithereens is dancing with guy, Mardesich is in front of her)

(Blond girl pushes past)

Smithereens : Ew. Slutty bitch sweat.

(girl stumbles past Mardesich)

Mardesich : Ew. Slutty drunk bitch sweat.

AND THEN...

SLUTTY BITCH RAN AT THIS GUY, THREW HERSELF UPON HIM, HOOKED HER LEGS AROUND HIS WAIST, AND STARTED...um...uh...*blushes* BOUNCING. THAT"S RIGHT. About three feet away from us. Drunk guy. Slutty drunk sweaty bitch around his waist. MOTION. WHAT THE FUDGE!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??! GET A ROOM!!!

Needless to say, we relocated after that. I mean, everyone grinds, but there is a such a thing as TOO FAR. Later that night, we found them doing the same thing, being cheered on by all of their friends. Like hello? why are we excited about this? And then, the cherry on top of the sundae. Before we leave, we see SDSB (slutty drunk sweaty bitch) one more time. SDSB has drunk guy from early grinding on her facing her... and ANOTHER GUY BEHIND HER!!! Other Guy starts kissing her! Drunk Guy pushes Other Guy's face away, laughing, and the three continue dancing. 

Hoo-lyyy-SHIT.

We just witnessed a threesome, at our high school Homecoming. 

Talk about a Stressful Encounter.

With Love,

(scarred for life) Smithereens

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SOOO ATTRACTIVE!!!!! MERP!!!!!!!

Captain America? You can save me any day!!!

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Smithereens

♣ - 85/100 pictures of Chris Evans as Steve Rogers.

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"Have some fire. Be unstoppable, be a force of nature. Be better than anyone here, and don't give a damn what anyone thinks."

Just some more inspirational shit... This quote really touches me, because I think it has a great message. Because when it all comes down to it, we are never going to truly please the ones who need everything. So don't waste your time. Be yourself, and be LOUD about it. Don't let anyone tell you to keep it down - because that just wouldn't be YOU.

With Love,

Smithereens

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Yoskis! Here's something that was sent to Smithereens and myself by our friend, Lissy. Go Obama...for once. ;)

Obama's "Swelp" face.

Saw it on Facebook. Had to share.

Enjoy. (:

Love Always,

MARDESICH

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Yoskis!

Smithereens and I LOVE hearing from you, and anything that makes us crack up, we'll share! Like this. I snorted. I really appreciate all things that get sent in, that's for following! :D

Love Always,

MARDESICH

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Yoski my broskis! :)

It's been forever and a year, I know, but I finally got my computer privileges back! YAY!!! I've been dying. So, I thought I'd share this very accurate and I would share it with you because OMG STORY OF MY LIFE.

Love Always,

MARDESICH

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People should listen to Harry more often.

Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.

Teachers: LOL, kids these days!

Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...

Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.

Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.

Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.

Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.

Everyone: Yes you did.

Harry: Voldemort's returned.

Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.

Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.

Everyone: Cool story, bro.

Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.

Hermoine: that's stupid.

With Love,

Smithereens

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This is a fantastic line. Probably one of THE cutest things EVER. EEEP!

With Love,

Smithereens

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Ten Points for country songs being full of inspirational shit!

Okay, so I've spent the day cramming in the last of my summer assignments - considering this is the last day I have left to work on them, I'm kinda screwed! So as I was working, I was listening to my handy old Pandora radio - if you don't have an account, GO MAKE ONE. It's this free website, Pandora.com, and you can type in any artist, song or genre and it makes a radio station for you! Then you can add other artists, songs and genres to that station, or make a whole new one! It rocks my mismatched socks. ANYWAY. I was listening to some classy country stuff, and suddenly found myself being violated by a whole lot of inspirational shit! So here's just a few of the good things I heard today. Take them to heart - you might be a better person because of it! Or maybe you will just laugh a little. But either way...

- "You can't love yourself at the expense of someone else." Miranda Lambert

-"Someday I'll be living in a big old city, And all you're ever gonna be is mean, Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me, And all you're ever gonna be is mean." Taylor Swift

-"I'm done hoping that we could work it out, I'm done with how it feels, spinning my wheels, and letting you drag my heart around, and I'm done thinking that you could ever change, I know my heart will never be the same, but I'm telling myself I'll be okay, even on my weakest days, I get a little bit stronger." Sara Evans

-"But I took your matches before fire could catch me, So don't look now, I'm shining like fireworks over Your sad, empty town" Taylor Swift

-"So cry for my baby, and I'll cry for you, and we'll both break down and we'll both break through, We'll find our way, you'll face the truth, and we both will be stronger. And we'll lie down in our loneliness, and wake up in our sad regrets and, even though we don't know it yet, we both will be stronger." Faith Hill

- "You stole my happy, you made me cry, Took the lonely, and took me for a ride, And I wanna undo it! You had my heart, now I want it back, I'm starting to see everything you lack, Boy you blew it, you put me through it, I wanna undo it!" Carrie Underwood

And last but not least, the ever classy Miranda Lambert quote for those days when you just want to bitch-slap everyone around you... This is the Bitch-slap song!

"So let's shake hands and reach across those party lines, You got your friends, just like I got mine, We might think a little differently, but we've got a lot in common you will see, We're just like you - only PRETTIER." Miranda Lambert

Amen and Shalom. Thank you for your wisdom, and for writing inspirational shit into your songs. 

With Love,

Smithereens

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I think this is something we all should keep in mind. Just sayin!

With Love,

Smithereens