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Someone made a bong cockring. This is would fucking burn your dick hair off. 

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"Sure as long as I don't have to be polite," the kid said dick though. So it seemed like he could say stuff like ass without pussy footing around, "I'm gunna write that on my business card, sex-pert, PhD in dickogy. But if anyone asks, you were never here," Couldn't be any worse then some of the other secrets he knew, Mikkel hopped on the counter, siting on the edge, "Man. Life is wierd. I stop questioning if it is a long ass timr ago

So, you just planning on eyeballing all the dildos or did you actually wannabuy buy em? 'Cause they don't really move.... The vibrstors do but those need batteries.

“I was just gonna eyeball. I mean–not like I’m gay, or nothin’. I, uh, I just, uh. Wait, is this your shop? Do dudes come in to buy dildos often?” He looked nervous, shifting from blade to blade. “Uh… Um. I dunno. Maybe I should–uh. No. I dunno.”

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"It's not gay unless it's a dick," Mikkel just shrugged, letting the other ramble before snorting, "More then you'd think! I think most of the weirdest custom orders are from dudes. Look, if you wanna know how any of them work, or advice, I'll take em down for you. But they're plastic. They could only have bit ya back when they were dinos not dino by products,"

So, you just planning on eyeballing all the dildos or did you actually wannabuy buy em? 'Cause they don't really move.... The vibrstors do but those need batteries.

“I was just gonna eyeball. I mean–not like I’m gay, or nothin’. I, uh, I just, uh. Wait, is this your shop? Do dudes come in to buy dildos often?” He looked nervous, shifting from blade to blade. “Uh… Um. I dunno. Maybe I should–uh. No. I dunno.”

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attn plz

I will be working on my theme and likely breaking the blog for the next... well till I give up or sleep.

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philosophy & values ask meme

♞ : Does your muse have a strict honor code?

♧ : Is fate something your muse believes in?

✍ : Have your muse say what their motto in life is (or if they don't have one, have them think about it).

⚁ : Does your muse agree that "fortune favors the brave"?

✞ : Is your muse religious? Which religion do they follow, if any?

☁ : Neitzche said that "hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man". How does your muse feel about that?

⚖ : Does your muse believe in reincarnation? An afterlife?

✌ : Is your muse a pacifist? To what degree?

♛ : If your muse were a ruler, how would they use their power?

❤ : Plato said that “love is a serious mental disease”. What does your muse think of that?

☞ : Would your muse call out someone who does something bad on a busy street?

♫ : Lots of philosophers talk about the significance of music. What does music mean to your muse?

♡ : Would your muse sacrifice themself or their time/money to help someone else in need? Or would they mind their own business?

✿ : Does your muse feel a strong connection to any of the seasons? Why?

✧ : What does your muse think the meaning of life is?

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logs on this blog after a century

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See! Your good at seeing what not-lame things to say! *Wait, snickers a bit after a moment. Ok that was bad,*

I could just say pretty, but so are flowers, you know? 

Hey, question? How do you tell someone they're pretty.

I don’t.

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I am scared of falling in love, of craving you every second of every day, of needing you, of being addicted to you. I am scared of missing you more than I can handle, of losing you and myself in you. I am scared of not being enough, and of seeing my insufficiency in your eyes

05/05/14 (exhists)

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*Rolls his eyes, quietly repeating it,* I love you. *And gives him another nip before wrapping an arm around him, rubbing his side absentmindedly* come on. You know what that means at least. Not like I'm trying to woo you with some epic ballad of ye old flirtyness. Actually I should do that... I wonder if there are any poems like that. ... Or I could translate Lady Gaga lyrics. You wanna take a ride on my disco stick?

I miss your gay ass.

Aw, I miss you too love bun.

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Sure I can, I just need a video camera and you in a cute mode again. *Watches him for a moment before smirking as he finds a seat, leaning over to leave a little hicky on Erik's throat,* Jeg elsker dig

I miss your gay ass.

Aw, I miss you too love bun.

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*Grins and gives him a quick kiss * You missed cuddling, I didn't even have to bribe you with TV

I miss your gay ass.

Aw, I miss you too love bun.

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One million kisses. *Grins anyhow, waiting for one on the lips,* hey you wanna order pizza and stay home today? Just curl up on the couch?

I miss your gay ass.

Aw, I miss you too love bun.

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I miss your gay ass.

Aw, I miss you too love bun.

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Because Wittle Nookie Nuk-Nuks, Snuggle Sausage, and Honey Bunny all got vetoed for being lame enough to made you face palm enough to cause brain damage.

I miss your gay ass.

Aw, I miss you too love bun.

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Well, if you weren't an emotionless part of the Borg how would you?

I figured you'd be better with words then me.

Hey, question? How do you tell someone they're pretty.

I don’t.

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I miss your gay ass.

Aw, I miss you too love bun.

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SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

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