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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

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A freaking fuck ton of things have happened in my life and is so weird to come here and see o many posts about a cartoon????????? like ok good show but also ????? girl the world was outside of the screen and AAAAAAAAAAAAAA my life is so freaking weird ATM, i hope it continues that way and idk what ???? i mean WHAT gosh i invested so much time on nonsense

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crying

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i hate when people casually mention being in/joining the military like omg i actually think you're a terrible person now 😭🙏

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An ad for your deepest desires :)

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Life update? Living in Budapest, finally doing a MSc in Ecology. Just hope to get those 2 years over. The cat is still alive and with no tail. Living by the So it's gonna be forever, Or it's gonna go down in flames. Not exited. Want to go back home. Missing everyone and everything

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do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up

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why is it that whenever I am disillusioned with the world I go back to the epic of Gilgamesh

“It is the story of their becoming human together.”

This is it. This is the oldest written literary work that we know of, and it’s a story of becoming human together.

This is a story about love, and it’s a story about death, and we told this story thousands of years ago, THOUSANDS of years. We have always, always, always been wrestling with this profoundly beautiful existence and with knowing one another, while knowing that we all will die and be forgotten.

We become human by loving, but we also become human by knowing death.

And I’m just sitting here touching other human beings, another human experience, from across millennia, feeling a bit more human too through it, and I am trying very hard not to cry.

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Reading about Eurasian shamanistic burial practices

"Oh so this 1500 year old Ukok woman had cool tattoos? They can't be that cool-"

"-Oh nevermind that fucks hard."

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Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.

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love how sam is a like christianity fangirl and hes like omggggg the angelss of COURSE theyre reall and hes like totally fangirl girlgasming over there kicking his feet praying to jesus or whatever with his purple fluffy glitter gel pen and going to bed thinking about christ and heaven or whatever the jesus fandom thinks of. and then he meets cas and hes like omg hiiii girl- Cas Voice. Hi Stupid Blood Slut. Cease activities . Kill Yourself Or Ill Do It For You. Bye. I am going to have Gay Freak Sex with your Brother (walks a foot away and stands and stares into deans eyes in the corner unmoving)

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Thanks for clarifying

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comic about me making friends 

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messi won the worldcup almost two month ago

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By Emily Lipson For Altered States Magazine October 2020