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i missed 1111 followers but thank you each and every single one of you. im sorry about the inactivity, ive been coping with a lot of big changes in my life and my mental health has been a lil rocky tbh (but i swear i'm okay, i just don't have the capacity to write or think about writing)

i hope everyone is doing well and staying happy and healthy ❤️ thank you once again for all your support!!

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Helloooooooo

Wanna go get lobotomies together

hello. YES

I am big believer in overcoming trauma and trauma bonds and achieving spiritual mental and psychological Enlightenment. Lobotomy please Lobotomyおちょうだい Lobotomy 一度では多分十分ではないかもしれない でもさあ、、、やっぱり一度でも、何もしないよりましって思います

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Hellurrrr cleour

Out of curiosity, do you play cookie run kingdom?

omg i googled cookie run kingdom WHAT IS THIS COOKIE PARADISE. i played like the normal cookie run game as a kid but i wasn't informed that the cookie universe got EXPANDED??? thank you anon. ive been looking for a game to play on my ipad cuz my ipad screentime has been 80% productivity 20% youtube. COOKIE RUN KINGDOM MIGHT BE THE ONE ‼️‼️‼️

do YOU play cookie run kingdom????

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this is so fucking funny

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so i just finished watching hypmic and i might be in love with kuko harai...

i just love his character soooo much.. he's so wild and fun and loud and i LOVE it 🔊🔊🔊 and as a buddhist, i actually really like how he breaks some of the "rules" of buddhism without actually straying from the essence of buddhism itself (at least to me, this is just my opinion because i'm not too traditional myself!!!) he's quite vulgar and his behaviour may seem "unbecoming" of a buddhist but ultimately, he's a good guy!!! he's kind and compassionate with a strong sense of loyalty and moral code

but the anime definitely doesnt go as deep into hypmic lore as the game does, but i enjoyed the anime regardless!! it was a fun, easy-going watch with good music!!

i actually found out about hypmic after listening to nqrse's cover of the division rap battle and i was so intrigued by the concept of a rap battle anime. i loved it!! i'm so glad the hypmic discography is available on spotify

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HAYYY 🩷🩷🩷 HOPE YER DOING WELL! 😸😸

omg HAAAAIIII 🩷🩷🩷 THANK YOU FOR ASKINGGG im doing well!!! hehe it's been a pretty busy week but im so glad it's finally the weekend 🥳🥳🥳

HOW ARE YOUUU 🫶🫶🩷🩷

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I’m doing good rn, surprisingly! the last soup ask thing I sent kinda inspired me to learn how to make soup. It’s going pretty well so far and my mom taught me how to make egg drop soup :D

What abt you?

OH MY GOODNESS HI SOUP ANON!! this is literally the best thing ive heard all week oh my god YOU CAN MAKE EGG DROP SOUP NOW THAT'S SO AWESOME!!! so adorable i love you AND your mom for that... and i'm glad you're doing well YAYYY ❤️❤️

i'm doing pretty well too, thank you so much for asking 🥹🥹 been a pretty busy week because i forced myself to finish all my work so i could have more freetime during weekend to recharge and spend time with my family...

THANK YOU SOUP ANON!!!! oh and i had REALLY GOOD DUMPLING SOUP TODAY

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*drops can of Campbell soup and runs away

OMG HI ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE GOOD SOUP!!! ARE YOU THE LEGENDARY SOUP ANON FROM LAST TIME??? HOW ARE YOU MY FRIEND

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https://www.whatbeatsrock.com

thank you anon i had so much fun LOL my high score is 22 because my keyboard autocorrected thanos to thanks </3

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guard dog katsuki

katsuki being protective of you when you wear a short dress out on a date with him

bakugou katsuki x fem!reader (sfw) just a teensy bit suggestive but mostly fluff

katsuki loves it when you dress up on dates.

partially because you’ve dolled yourself up for him, doing your hair all nice and spritzing that damn perfume that katsuki’s addicted to. but even more so because he loves it when his girl’s feeling all pretty and confident. as you should, always.

it’s a friday night and katsuki’s picking you up from your place to bring you out to a really nice restaurant for dinner. it’s been a long, tiring week, and you’re a real sight for sore eyes, in that little black dress that sits tight on all your curves.

it’s gorgeous on you. you look absolutely ravishing in it (and katsuki has every intention of ravishing you later tonight), so really, katsuki has no complaints about the dress.

but god, katsuki hates the way these extras are looking at you.

katsuki glares at every guy who walks past you with their eyes clearly glued to you. as if his arm isn’t wrapped securely around your waist. as if it wasn’t already clear that you belong to him.

“katsuki, you okay?” you ask, looking up at him sweetly. “you’ve been kinda quiet.”

“my bad,” katsuki mutters, but he doesn’t meet your gaze. he’s busy staring down some depraved fucker who’s shamelessly staring at your ass from across the street. “m’listenin’, jus’ keep talkin’.”

but you’re not dense, and you quickly realise that katsuki’s irritated by all the unwanted attention you’re receiving.

“sorry, kats,” you grimace as you pull down your dress in an attempt to make it seem more modest. “i left my jacket in your car, i should’ve taken it with me to the restaurant.”

“you cold?” katsuki asks. you shake your head. “then what d’ya need your jacket for?”

“to cover up a lil.”

“why? ya not feelin’ comfortable?” katsuki asks almost demandingly, like an overly concerned parent, and you can’t help but laugh.

“i’m okay, katsuki, but i feel bad. you’re like my guard dog, glaring at every sketchy guy we walk by. this wouldn’t be a problem if—”

“if people weren’t freaks,” katsuki finishes for you. “s’got nothin’ to do with you, darlin’. you look beautiful tonight, as always.”

“thank you, katsuki.” you smile. katsuki tightens his arm around you and looks at you like you hung the stars in the sky tonight.

“i got you covered princess.”

katsuki does indeed have you covered. a drunk guy asking for your number almost knocks into you and proceeds to get kicked to the curb by katsuki.

BONUS:

“hey, dollface! can i get your number?”

“hey, fucker, want mine instead?” katsuki snaps so quickly you have to hold back your laughter.

“woah there, buddy, calm down!”

“this is me being calm, dipshit. can’t you see my girl’s holdin’ my hand right now? that’s the only thing keeping me from going over there and fucking you up, so you’d better hightail it out of here before i kill you for even thinkin’ that trash like you could ever deserve a chance with my gi—”

“katsuki, enough. he’s already running away, see?”

“…yes, ma’am.”

“good. thanks for being such a good dog, ‘suki.”

“the fuck did you just call me?! …not in public, dumbass.”

say “woof” katsuki! 🦴

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god i want to play volleyball i want to play volleyball i want to play volleyball i

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being miya atsumu’s no. 1 cheerleader

miya atsumu does not need a fanclub when he has you.

miya atsumu x fem!reader; pre-game shenanigans means holding atsumu’s hand when he has to lock in and also flirting with him to rile him up on the bus ride!

both my exes are volleyball players and let me tell u these volleyball men walk around carrying such huge egos but at the end of the day, they still fall at ur feet when u say the simplest things to them… so cute lol i wanna step on them

the miya atsumu fanclub is notorious for being loud and utterly obsessed with the inarizaki setter.

it was a little funny at first, hearing their poorly-concealed squeals whenever he stepped onto the court. but damn, did it get annoying real quick.

on the bus ride, atsumu seems calm. he’s holding your hand, and he has his earphones in, even though you know he’s not actually listening to anything. he’s so uncharacteristically quiet during the 30-minute drive to the stadium, it’s almost scary, but you know it’s because there’s only one thing in his mind right now.

winning.

atsumu sits facing towards the window, but you know he isn’t looking at the blur of scenery and cars driving past. no, atsumu is focused right now. he’s in his head, thinking about the game, from the very moment he steps onto the court to when he’s finally leaving the stadium with yet another win.

the bus pulls into the parking lot and already, there’s a horde of fangirls crowding outside the stadium entrance, ready to ask for signatures and selfies.

atsumu finally tears his gaze from the window with a harsh click of his tongue, and you can’t help but laugh at his antics.

“i hate mosquito season,” atsumu says through gritted teeth, crossing his arms like a petulant child, and you know he’s not talking about insects. “i can’t stand em, seriously! these pests.”

"don’t be like that,” you scold lightly, patting his thigh twice. “be nice to your supporters.”

“but they’re so annoyin’! even as supporters, it’s like they’re cheerin’ jus’ to throw me off ma game!” atsumu pouts, and there it is, your chance to butter him up and really rile him up for the game.

“nothing can throw you off your game, ‘tsumu,” you say sweetly, reaching up to cup his face in one hand. atsumu leans into your touch immediately. “you’re better than that.”

“yer right,” atsumu smirks, placing his hand over yours to guide it to the back of his neck for you to comb your fingers through his hair. “‘sides, s’hard to pay them any attention when yer here, doll.”

“yeah? you like it when i watch you play, ‘tsumu?” you tug a little at atsumu’s hair, just the way he likes it, and it has him leaning forward until his head is resting on your shoulder and his face is pressed into your shirt.

“i love it. yer my lucky charm, babe. my darlin’ cheerleader. don’t need any of those pigs squealin’ f’me when i got my pretty girl ta support me.”

“i can never take my eyes off you, atsumu,” you murmur softly, and you mean it. atsumu always looks so good on court, doing what he loves most. he carries his passion for volleyball everywhere with him, but the court is where it truly shines through, where his hard work finally pays off.

atsumu’s a proud guy, with an ego bigger than most, and yet he melts at your words and keens at your touch.

“ya mean it?” atsumu tilts his head to the side to look at you, and you grin.

“you don’t believe me?” you ask, and atsumu grins and shrugs. “hmm, how about this. i’ll help coach take down team stats* today. i’ll give you a kiss for every service ace today.”

"god, yer the best. yer comin’ ta all my games from now on.”

“you’ll lose your fangirls, y’know,” you say, half-jokingly.

“don’t need em,” atsumu says, completely serious. he grins wildly at you. “yer all i need.”

atsumu had no shame breaking the hearts of his fangirls walking into the stadium with your hand in his, but the cherry on top was definitely the way he pointed at you before every serve. (he got 16 service aces that match.)

i miss volleyball… i miss competition szn… siiiiiigh

*team stats r like a lil sheet of paper for the coach to take down n keep track of every player’s performance in a match. points scored, mistakes, for spiking, receiving, setting, blocking, all that stuff. my ex used to come to my games and help me take down stats for me (and my whole team) so we could review my games tgt

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Time sensitive question

How flirt boy

anon im afraid i have really questionable rizz! once texted a guy "hey you in bed yet?" and he said "no im in my chair" and i said "oh do you think a 160cm tall 48kg girl can fit on top?" and he said "yes" and i proceeded to do that exactly that the next week! and we ended up dating! so...!!! yeah!!!

i think it definitely depends on how close you are to said boy. i was already best buds with that dude, so i felt like being straightforward was the only way i could get it through his thick skull that i wanted to fuck up the friendship 🤪

but being super straightforward could also make things reaaally awkward reaaally fast, especially if things are just starting to Develop between the two of yall!!

but yea straightforward doesn't normally refer to "HI CAN I SIT IN YOUR LAP". you can still show your interest in many ways. depends on your/his love languages too. maybe invite him to hangout (one on one)? compliments usually always work too i think?

if it's irl flirting, body language, eye contact, smiling, laughing, all that kinda stuff

idk girl just be you!!! let him see your charm for himself 💋

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I love ur pfp pic.

THANK YOU!!!! badzt-maru-bkg is probably my favourite anime x sanrio crossover because it just makes so much sense...

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is this casual or what🙁🙁

GIRLLLLLLLL...

1. "STFU" "yes ma'am 🦮🦮🦮🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺"

2. "did the genes not go to you? joking" not funny ILL KILL HIM for even implying that you aren't pretty

3. you're*

girl idk my standards r so high cuz like... 🙄🙄 men these days act like boys 🥱🥱 if a guy texted me like this i'd send him a voice memo of me laughing at him bc his game weak asf

BUT!!! i dont know him personally, you do!!! i cannot judge your rs from a screenshot aloneee, actions>words!!! 🫶🫶 I'M ROOTING FOR YOU. always remember u are a goddess meant to be worshipped 🙂‍↕️↕️↕️

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their dynamic is so funny to me LMAO. their whole relationship is just:

"YOU DUMBASS! SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"why are you yelling?"

love them 😭