back-flipping-anon

[back-flipping-anon]

IT IS I!!! BACK FLIPPING ANON!!

I HEARD YOU WERE IN NEED OF COMPANY! I SHALL PROVIDE THAT SERVICE FOR YOU, MY GOOD MAN!!!!

Do you drink anything else other than scrumpy? Ever wore kilts onto the battle or is that against the dress code?

*throws a tiny kitten that's missing an eye at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

Ye’re an odd one, arenae ye? Nae the oddest I’ve seen, though. I dunnae drink anythin’ other’an scrumpy if I can help it, but in a pinch I’ll go fer wha’ever’s available. An’ aye, I wear me kilts on the field, but I’ve gae tae wear shorts under ‘em.

I dunnae think ye should be throwin’ shite aboot while runnin’ an’ backflippin’- someone’s liken tae get hurt, ye ken?

[back-flipping-anon]

You don't even say anything, dear soldier?? :((

IT IS I!! BACK FLIPPING ANON!!!

What does your room look like, soldier? Got anything interesting that's worth mentioning?

*throws a can of beer at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

[back-flipping-anon]

IT IS I!!! BACK FLIPPING ANON!!!

How old are you as of now? Is Mystique your mother? Are you in any romantic relationship?

*throws a well knitted sweater at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

yes I am old yes mystique is my mother and no I am not in romantic relationship and thank you for the epic sweater #swag

[back-flipping-anon]

HELLO!!! IT IS I, BACK FLIPPING ANON!!!

Do y'all sell, like, a big plush of uhhhhhhhhh.. A Christmas tree here? I need it super fluffy, super comfy and super soft

*takes BLU Demo's eye patch and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

"ACK-! EY LADDIE OR LASS! GIVE ME EYEPATCH BACK YE LAVVY HEID!" (-🧨) Carmichael yelled after the backflipping costumer, charging for them, stumbling over his own two feet, not even letting anyone answer their question.

"Uh, should we go help him?" (-⚾️) Henry asked, turning to look at their sign spinner.

Muffles shook it's head, watching as Carmichael continued to chase after this backflipping costumer, occasionally slamming into the ground before getting back up and continuing their chase.

" o_o " -🔥

[back-flipping-anon]

YO! IT IS I! BACK FLIPPING ANON!

What fruit do you find most interesting?

*throws screws at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

#007-M: -Playing with the kittens- [ Hmm I Vould Say Grapes, Bananas Und Apples Are Interesting... Very Strange Too- SPECIALLY APPLES!! ] -shakes a lil when talking about apples- [ Vhat About You, #009-SP? ] #009-SP: [ Don't Scream You ########!!! You'll Scare Them... ] -patting the kittens- [ But Grapes And Oranges Are Weird... ]

[back-flipping-anon]

*un-backs your flip*

*Peter Griffin death pose*

[back-flipping-anon]

Aha! A new blog discovered!

It is I! Back flipping anon here to cause chaos and mischief!!!

Is wite scout your son? If not, are you divorced by chance?

*takes your glasses and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

What is it with people asking about my marriage?

No the scout is not my son, if he was that'd be some fucked up family tree.

And no I am not divorced... I am widowed. There's a difference.

Please give them back they are very expensive.

[back-flipping-anon]

Hamburbur

[back-flipping-anon]

Hamburbur

[back-flipping-anon]

:(

ESPOOKIE ESPOOKIE ESPOOKIE ESPOOKIE ESPOOKIE ESPOOKIE

*throws miniature jack-o-lanters at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

* The pumpkin has molded since the mid lost this. It hits the scout straight in the face.*

Oh.... yuk

[back-flipping-anon]

Labadiena, atbulinius kulvorščius darantis anonime!

Aš lietuviškas anonimas, tai anglų aš nekalbėsiu

Tikiuosi mes galime būt draugais nors ir aš spėju, kad lietuvių nesupranti :)

- 🇱🇹anon

Huh

What

What language is this? I don't speak European or wherever you're from

[back-flipping-anon]

Heya Lawrence! Do you also piss in jars?

*throws a box full of jars at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

"GAH- OI! Those were perfectly good jars, ya bloody...!" Sniper exclaims, reeling backwards to avoid the spray of shards and broken glass.

"Breakin' my stuff, flipping... hell of a warning, spy...-

Course I... well, I mean. Yeh.- ... Look, it's a proven survival tactic!"

[back-flipping-anon]

YOU!!! WHY DO YOU LIKE TINY MEDIC BETTER THAN YOUR OWN MEDIC???? THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME!!!!

Y'KNOW WHAT??!!FUCK IT!

*throws @tiny-desk-heavyfuckerclone at you and runs away while back flipping aggressively*

@back-flipping-anon (mod is sorry for being violent, mod was just trying to give more emotions)

"GAH!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???"

-perfectly and safetly catches Tiny- "ARE YOU ALRIGHT??" -HE SOUNDS SO WORRIED AKHDSGJAD- "AND I HAVE REASONS TO HATE THE BIG ONE-."

[back-flipping-anon]

I was told to bother you!!

What's your favorite TV Show and your current hyperfixation?

*throws a neatly folded contract at you and runs away while back flipping aggressively*

@back-flipping-anon

I’d have to say favorite tv show or hyper fixation is WWE.

Wtf-*SMACK*

[back-flipping-anon]

Would you say you're back *flipping* from vacation

Hehehehehe

Yes, mod would see so

[back-flipping-anon]

hey go do this guy

@myparkispleasent

Il give you a chicken leg

Okay??? Mod is confused but sure

[back-flipping-anon]

WHO IS YOUR MOM, LAD!? WHO IS SHE???

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE CONCEIVED OUT OF THIN AIR

*throws a raccoon at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

I DONT KNOW WHO SHE IS!!!!