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No, I just was thinkin' to myself ways to add onto the woodchuckin' tusk twister and thought you might get a kick outta it. I'm still workshoppin' it. I am running on a single margarita and zero sleep, but what the hell, sure. [Techno slaps 5 drachmas onto the bar and stumbles out.]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck have to chuck if a woodchuck could cause a catastrophic concussion conclusively? If a woodchuck caused a concussion the could the wood chucking woodchuck concieve the concept of its concussed consequences to consider itself concerned?

— Techno ( @bacon-n-canabananalism )

Heh? Is this one of your weird anti government things? I don’t think you need anymore to drink tonight

Not without tipping the bartender at least

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Techno what are your favorite tattoos? Do any have significant meanings or any dedicated to certain people?

Oh hey, my first ask, let's see.. My favorite tattoos, huh? Well, I got a few of em but if I had to pick a favorite, it would probably be the one on my right bicep. It's a full color realistic tattoo of a polar bear with the world in its maw, and its canines are sunk into the north and south pole. It's representative of when Phil and I momentarily bought up the entire world. Good times. It's one of the few tattoos with color that I have.

All of my tattoos have some sort of meanin' to em, the only tattoo that doesn't— is one I'm not so proud of. Most of my tattoos are in black and grey and of victories 'n such, and I have some tattoos that have some red here and there. My favorite victory tattoo, other than the polar bear, is of a potato with a little pig face and a crown with cursive underneath that says, "All men can see the tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved — Sun Tzu, The Art of War". The other tattoos with color I have are like a mini cuff on my left arm, and they're representative of some people in my life.

A green hydrangea, a still yellow dandelion, a hyacinth, and an angel trumpet. The hydrangea represents Phil, the dandelion is Tommy, the hyacinth is Ranboo, and the person the angel trumpet represents is someone I no longer consider family. Also, I have an old—and kinda shitty—little diamond that I hand-poked to represent Skeppy, which was honestly the start of the cuff. The hyacinth was recently added.

Some black and grey tattoos I have on my thigh are memorials for some extraordinarily good dogs and polar bears. I plan on getting my comfort polar bear, Steve, as a tattoo soon. Not all of the memorials are portraits. Some are just paw prints.

I hand-poked a few of my tattoos, mostly when I was younger, but most of them were by other artists. A lot of them are no longer around honestly— but I guess that's just the downside of being around a while.

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I lied. 👆 This is the human design of Ctechno ever.

blade of techno

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Canon. Idc. Canon. 👆 One of the human designs ever.

miss that guy sometimes

and a close up, love the way his face turned out

[bacon-n-canabananalism]

//Ooc// RAHHH!!! Hai :8] I just made this blog yesterday, I've been role-playing since 2015, but I'm new to role-playing on Tumblr. My style ranges from basic to novella (based on vibes and rp partner abilities). I'm a c!techno introject who got lost in the angst sauce. I have a lot of headcanons, because, uhhhh, the dsmp happened to me fr fr. 👍

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yes, this includes mcyt adjacent ocs :)

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Decided to make a blog. Why? Dunno, it seemed fun. Who knows how much I'll use it. I like to hibernate, so I may not respond right away.

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Hulloooooo!!!! 👋 I'm Tech, the alter running this blog. We're bodily 18+ and would very much appreciate it if you were as well. I swear bc we have a chronic swearing problem, but I'll try not to swear too much in character. I'm a fiend for writing angst.

Main headcanons:

•Height is 7'5.

•Over 500 years old.

•He has a big ol beard and thick fluffy hair

•Tattoos and scars galore (can and will rant about his tattoos if you ask about them)

•C!Technoblade has a dissociative disorder and alters/parts bc I said so.

•Never seen a therapist, so he's raw dogging life with undiagnosed ADHD, autism, anxiety, BPD, and DID.

•He's a shapeshifter, but he stays in his piglin form for the most part unless he has very little energy.

•He has facial dysmorphia in his human(ish) form because he doesn't remember what he used to look like, and so his face has permanently(?) become piglin like. (Even before it changed, he had dysmorphia with his face)

•Nonbinary transmasc neopronoun user bc I said so. (He/him/they/them/thon/thons/thonself/its/its/cha/chaos/chaos's/chaoself)

•Sold his body to a god for scarless top surgery, unlimited testosterone, strength of 10 men, and immortality.

•Knew Dream in his gladiator days before he made the deal.

•Techno uses gifs and emojis like an old man.

•After the execution attempt, the clock started ticking. His immortality was somehow nullified by the server's magic after using the totem, and now he has three lives just like everyone else. Previously, he was unaffected by joint pain and healed almost instantly, but now he's starting to feel his age catch up to him.

Things we DON'T do on this blog:

•Cc shipping, that's gross🫵

•Cc!Wilbur and cc!Dream (and more) are awful people, so if you support them, please go kick boulders.

•Not separating characters from their content creators. Cctechnoblade didn't bomb an entire country, ctechnoblade didn't either, but you didn't hear that from me.

•Be weird to minors

•General DNI stuff (like being a bigot in any capacity)