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oh okay

The last OT9 comeback we had with all of them on stage was monster/lucky one era

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just so everyone is clear where the admins stan, we do not in anyway suport K.W, tumblr just hates its users so we cant go back an edit the old valentines post to get rid of him on mobile, and one of the admins reblogged the post without thinking/looking. We deleted the reblog and plan to later delete him out of the iginal post when we can, and we're sorry to anyone who saw it before it was caught.

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Let’s hope your Valentines Day doesn’t suck as bad as the treatment of EXO-M -Admin RDB & Admin Beep Pea 

EXO-M version

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I both love and hate the fact that I now referred to Chen as "DADDAE" because his name is Jongdae.

And yes. I do say it just like Peppa Pig.

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This is a formal apology to EXOs Kai, aka Mr. Kim Jongin for looking away from my screen for five seconds and seeing this caption:

And immediately screaming out loud, in the middle of my living room, "DA BOTTOM????"

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EXO AND WHAT DND PLAYER THEY WOULD BE

No I do not accept any other opinions

XIUMIN

Neutral Good Human Bard

Now here me out. Xiumin is a pal, a buddy, a friend. He won't actively go out of his way to start trouble he's just trying to live his life. As for a bard, he just uses his powers to make other people smile. One of the weakest players in terms of combat but for sure a valuable asset considering he has one of the highest wisdom stats.

Just here to vibe with others. Probably brings snacks to share and is just an overall vibey kinda person.

SUHO

True Neutral Human Rogue

Doesn't know what he's doing but saw the game as a way to bond. Is only a rogue because he thought being anything else was too complicated. Thinks things out logically and rationally, kinda being a buzz kill in a sense because he's constantly trying to outsmart the dungeon master by using logic.

DM: You encounter a misty forest that is haunted due to all the people who go in there-

Suho: THEN WHY DID WE EVEN GO NEAR HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Is a note taker. You best believe he has a whole notebook dedicated to this campaign and probably has started making notebooks for the others as well. Outside players think its cause he's immersed in the story and everything, but in reality its cause he will forget and will ask the other guys for help on things later.

Would end the campaign as an NPC Inn Keeper because he got to confused and overwhelmed.

LAY

Neutral Good Firbolg Druid

Thinks speaking to animals would be a fun thing to do and he likes how the Firbolg look. He thinks they're the cutest things in the world. Is the kind to want to attempt to befriend and name every animal they meet, even if they're a huge monster.

DM: In the distance you hear the roar of a mighty dragon-yes Lay?

Lay: Is he friendly?

DM: no he is not.

Lay: I want to try to be friends with him

DM: Lay no-

Lay: His name is now 龙.

DM: *sighs* what does that mean?

Lay: Dragon :)

Raises his hand in the meeting and waits patiently until called on. Another vibes person. Likes to add sound effects to combat scenes. Puts in just enough of his attention span to understand what's happening currently, but will immediately forget once he leaves the table. If he's healing someone he will literally make sounds as if he's healing them irl. Very immersive player.

BAEKHYUN

Chaotic Good Elf Wizard

No surprise that his alignment is a bit on the chaotic side, but he likes to do the whole Robin Hood bit where he makes his own laws and has his own morals, but still respects the laws if he sees fit. And if those laws don't coincide with his morals a.k.a are not put in place to help those who are less fortunate than those making the laws...well have fun trying to recover from your home suddenly burning down and you now have to life as a beggar.

Definitely has a preference for fire elemental spells, but primarily uses light spells because he feels that blinding the enemy in combat is better than to kill them directly because according to him "if we don't manage to leave a scratch on him, at least he'll never see the light again."

Hyperactive player. Very loud and wants to talk to all of the NPCs. Very high charisma stats so he's the information gatherer. And he's just also a huge gossip and is more involved with everyone's stories than his own. Poor DM had to make a whole separate list of notes for all the NPCs and their backstories in case Baekhyun asked. Other than that he's chill.

CHEN

Lawful Neutral High-Elf Archer

Wanted something more aestheticslly pleasing for once, seeing as he usually plays fighters above anything else. Loves the grace and height that comes with being a High-Elf, but he mainly uses his character to refer to Baekhyuns character as a "cretin" and no matter how much Baekhyun will beg the DM to have him stop, the DM will never disallow something that entertaining. Chen also likes to not engage directly in combat so he mostly likes to play the back and talks shit.

Hes just a shit talker. He loves to do it. It fuels him, but the minute they match the energy back he turns whiny and annoying, much to the annoyance of the DM. Sometimes brings his baby to the meeting because he couldn't get a babysitter. Has to constantly make sure that his baby isn't trying to pick up the dice to eat it, but should she roll the dice or place it down on the table covered in drool, the DM will honor whatever number it landed on.

CHANYEOL

The Dungeon Master

Here me out. He likes to tell exaggerated stories and is actually really good at telling them. Everyone in the group loves him and he makes sure that everyone goes to meetings by reminding them (aka he blows up the group chat 2 days, one day, and every hour of the day of). Is the only one who could handle everything but still have a goofy smile on his face. He just likes to play with his best friends and in turn he makes the game as enjoyable as possible.

When he's not Dungeon Master however he is 100% an Chaotic Neutral Orc Fighter.

D.O

Chaotic Evil Dwarf Monk

He missed the first meeting and Chanyeol made him his character. He rarely shows up frankly. Chanyeol basically has his character burn down towns and then reclaim their soil using the charred bits of human remains as a fertilizer. D.O is 100% okay with this.

When he does show up D.O is just very quiet the entire time. He likes to listen to the stories unfold but he's a listener more so than a player.

KAI

Neutral Good Tiefling Barbarian

Another big, strong, softie character. Is only a Tiefling cause he wanted to stand out and be different. Being a Barbarian he's the physically strongest character out there, and is very intimidating looking, but has the biggest soft spot for children in game. Man damn near adopted a whole ass orphanage. What Lay is to animals, Kai is to children he wants them ALL and by the end of the game he's adopted at least 25 kids.

As a player he loves to inhale all the snacks Xuimin bought and is a very expressive person. He has a horrible HORRIBLE habit of laughing whenever he's not supposed to though. He laughed the first time Chanyeol announced D.O's character, but quickly stopped after his character bit Kais' character's ankles.

SEHUN

Lawful Evil High-Elf Fighter

He believes he should have been the Dungeon Master and in turn has decided that his main goal of the game is to get as many people to believe that the current law system is garbage and that he is the only leader they should follow. Has a massive following because of this.

Honestly makes Chanyeol rip his hair out. He hates this character so much because of how good Sehun is at playing him. Hes an argumentative little shit and a brat on top of it so hes constantly throwing fits when things don't go his way. Hes great at charming the pants off of people though, much to Chanyeols bitterness.

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okay how do i find out who i'm getting lost in an ikea with

Ask and you shall unfortunately receive

https://uquiz.com/quiz/3cSbMS/what-exo-member-do-you-get-lost-in-an-ikea-with

Go forth. Have fun. Get lost.

- Admin Beep Pea

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I got baekhyun in you test and I deadass posted a story three or four years ago about getting lost in an IKEA with Baekhyun what is life lol

I hope you abandoned him in the contemporary couches section and got meatballs instead.

-Beep Pea

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UPDATE:

Kris

💖Spoiled milk💖

EXO AS MILK

XIUMIN

AESTHETIC MILK

SUHO

MISSING PERSON MILK CARTON

LAY

THE MISSING PERSON

BAEKHYUN

GALLON OF CHOCOLATE MILK

CHEN

CAT MILK

CHANYEOL

MUSCLE MILK

D.O

FARMERS MILK TIN

KAI

SCHOOL CARTON MILK

SEHUN

BABY MILK

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R I S E

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get em.

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LUHAN

STRAWBERRY MILK IN A CAN

TAO

BAGGED MILK

EXO AS MILK

XIUMIN

AESTHETIC MILK

SUHO

MISSING PERSON MILK CARTON

LAY

THE MISSING PERSON

BAEKHYUN

GALLON OF CHOCOLATE MILK

CHEN

CAT MILK

CHANYEOL

MUSCLE MILK

D.O

FARMERS MILK TIN

KAI

SCHOOL CARTON MILK

SEHUN

BABY MILK

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EXO AS MILK

XIUMIN

AESTHETIC MILK

SUHO

MISSING PERSON MILK CARTON

LAY

THE MISSING PERSON

BAEKHYUN

GALLON OF CHOCOLATE MILK

CHEN

CAT MILK

CHANYEOL

MUSCLE MILK

D.O

FARMERS MILK TIN

KAI

SCHOOL CARTON MILK

SEHUN

BABY MILK

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Let’s hope your Valentines Day doesn’t suck as bad as the treatment of EXO-M -Admin RDB & Admin Beep Pea

EXO-K version

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Let’s hope your Valentines Day doesn’t suck as bad as the treatment of EXO-M -Admin RDB & Admin Beep Pea 

EXO-M version