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i hv to find my tags out again

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everything is the same except luz has a working tumblr ✌️

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where human musicals are also playing on the radio in the demon realm.

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where people think belos’ curse manifested because he killed his nephews (and his) family. The dots can be connected! Belos has a curse from (presumably) wild magic and he could’ve lost control and… yknow. broke them like eggs.

Rumours spread, yada yada, belos dies happy ending. the one who spread the rumour was Raine, to the coven heads, to the scouts and then the streets. :)

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where everyone has a soundtrack. edas crying, is she near raine or does she hear the collecter? same goes to raine, do they hear eda and feel heartbreak or is terra snapdragon near?

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where Luz distracts people with the worm on a string. she has 100’s of worms and it only distracts hunter.

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where king writes propaganda against belos. nothing else I gave u people too much good posts

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where eda is a teacher at hexside. it started out because she needed money and heard there was an opening as a substitute potions teacher. She got attached to the kids and as it turns out, the Emperors Coven can’t arrest some hexside teachers without an actual crime being committed.

Belos sends Hunter to go to hexside and spy on the owl lady. It works hunter is spying on Eda but having a traumatized child near a mama bird is a bad idea. ‘The golden guard failed his mission’ belos said to the Head Witches, ‘Retrieve him.’

At the same time as they’re leaving, Lilith gets a call from eda, which she puts on the Boiling Isles of speakerphone. ‘Hey Lulu, I may or may not have a case of child abuse here.’ which was surprising to the coven heads, eda calling about a child cause case? ‘The child in question could be the golden guard.’

As the Head covens they have to search for evidence and they find it rather quickly. Belos gets arrested and executed, Hunter gets a family, Coven heads get way more power then they ever could’ve under belos, luz gets a rockin gf and an okayish brother, RaEda wins. The End. I think?

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where belos calls people pests because he tried to say bestie and pal at the same time. This is a true story :,)

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where hunter and beta!hunters ‘plots?’ merge. Belos made hunter by combining Caleb’s and Evelyn’s dna hundred of years ago. He was known as the golden prince until tragedy struck, Hunter was cursed. Belos tried and tried to wake up his brother nephew but he couldn’t.

Belos scrubbed the books and library’s of hunter, no-one would know his first attempt was a failure. The other nephews, or attempts at least, weren’t as good as the first so belos appointed them as his Golden Guard.

Hunter wakes up after Darius’ mentor, the golden guard dies. Belos takes the 6yo and raises him as the heir to the throne. for 5 years hunter is well, his curse seems like it was gone! But it isn’t that easy, hunters curse acts up and he runs into the forest, he didn’t want to cover the castle in rose bushes.

The Princes disappearance soon fades into obscurity… Until Luz! yeha this girl’ll find him and wake him by slapping him.

Hunters sudden awakening causes a few problems… he barely falls asleep at times, can’t touch roses and forgot who he was. He joins eda and luz and joins in on their shenanigans… until Lilith tries to capture eda and finds him.

Hunter finds out he’s the lost prince and yada yada. he goes to the emperor who’s certainly displeased. turns out that having a really easily solved curse and joining a wild witch is treason. Who knew? I don’t know how’s this work in canon, but it’s also a fun thought, like beta and canon willows be related to terra snapdragon

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where Willow is related to Terra Snapdragon.

basically one of willows fathers is terras son. he fuckin hated her because of her… everything. Terra doesn’t know that he has a daughter (2?) and certainly doesn’t know he’s married

In this au Gilbert and Harvey are wild witches for no reason other than to fuck with Terra. They’re found out and belos, more lax with the wild magic laws and even more so with Terra (pleading?), gives them a sigil and forces Willow and her sister, Winona to stay with Terra for a year.

Terra is ecstatic, she can spent time with her granddaughters who are proficient with plant magic. Willow is annoyed because she can’t go anywhere without a guard, but she does like the cute boy in the golden mask. Winona is ma-ad, she can’t grow her favorite plants because it’s illegal (why isn’t poppy illegal?).

Shenanigans ensue with Hunter and willow being cute lovesick 10-12yo, Beta!Willow (Winona) is angst filled 15yo and Terra is ecstatic (code word for co-co for cocoa puffs). I don’t know what’s this do for canon, it’s a fun thought though

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where titans are more well known. their eggs are well known and they know how long they live and look so when ‘The Owl Lady’ has a child (found?) that looks So Very Much like a Titan, some people are worried.

Belos tries to be an authoritarian figure, which works, He sends people to get a baby titans and the operations goes smoothly until Lilith picks King up, causing him to cry for… eda.

Titans are Sacred. Titans are beings of pure, condensed magic, so whatever a titan says, goes. When Lilith picked him up she had to give him back. titans word, most definitely not because she wanted her nephew to be out of belos’ hands, no sir-ree.

Word spreads, a wild witch had a titan for a son? But she’s evil! Right? But- her son… chose her, everyone knows titans choose good people. Is-is ‘the owl lady’ eda clawthorne… good?

People start doubting Belos’ words about covens. He declared wild witches are evil so WHY was one ‘evil wild witch’ Chosen? The cracks in the stories widen, some people notice the few previous ‘Golden Guards’ sound like the same person

They find out about belos creating basilisks and grimwalkers. Adrian Graye tells them of the times in cages by belos, who knew he ranted about his experiments to his… experiments? How stupid.

The Coven Heads decide to have 20 council members, 2 for each coven, a titan and a Wild Witch. The Bard coven decides to have Raine at the new head and they can appoint the 2nd head, Raine sees eda and they hit it off, again.

Lulu and Kiki are the EC heads and they give hunter to Darius :) whos ex alador divorces his wife and Darius and alador date.

Luz meets eda and finds glyphs, dates amity, helps hexside do multitracks and many more.

King lives for hundreds of thousands of years, He writes every thing he sees, he intervenes in various attempts to become emperor.

When king lays down for the last time he thinks about what happened, he thinks about his family, eda and how happy he was. when his eyes close, he hears his dads roar in the sky slowly getting farther and farther away… soon.

(The endings supposed to be in reference to him hearing his dads roar in the egg. hes reliving his life or at least a different version of king)

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Where Luz gets human TV Shows (bc plot convenience) and makes (human tv show hijack crystal ball and force all to watch? or that can rent out tv channel?)

Luz rents out a Crystal Ball Channel and streams mostly Human TV Shows. It goes like documentary, true crime, docu, docu, kids tv or anime, horror, and then science channels (mostly how earth works and true crime cases, she likes scaring people with it)

How luz gets that is up to you. She coulda hacked to stream then, she coulda asked or maybe she broke in. Who knows!

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where the titan trappers don’t kill the titans. when luz and the crew go to their island eda and lulu fight the Titan Trappers, breaking the floor. Turns out, the titans are jailed under their feet and they book it with 100’s of titans with various heights.

kings family is back! Belos dies bc apparently telling the whole empire that you hear the titan without knowing that titans are still alive bad stuff happens, who knew.

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where the day of unity needs galdorstones. fuck

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where a teacher at hexside (hexide?) tells the EC that the owl lady’s kid attends there so they try to install dorms specifically to capture luz to get the owl lady. the one downside is that the dorms are all connected to the (s1 multitrack).

nobody sleeps in their dorm rooms, half are in the biggest dorm rooms (held by the blights) and the others are in the smallest rooms. the baddies can’t find anyone, nobody knows which student is attending which class.

Pretty sure half of the rooms are portals to the human realm. don’t ask

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where bump is fucking immortal. wait what do you mean? this can’t be canon dude!

okay where bump is fucking immortal and kills belos, happily ever after