badlydrawndavepeta

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Hey everyone, this blog has been inactive for some time now, and I’ve decided it’s officially going on hiatus until summer. Once summer hits, my plan is to start up a small self contained story. So look forward to that!

Additionally, I may or may not rebrand this blog from being “badly drawn homestuck,” as the badly drawn ethos (low effort drawings) is not the vibe I want to progress with, as much as I appreciate it. My New Year’s resolution involves being more intentional with my art, and these two concepts are antithetical in my mind. So there will likely be fewer posts on average than before, but they will be at a higher quality art-wise. Another win for y’all!

Anyways, thanks for following this blog and I hope you enjoy what is to come!

[badlydrawndavepeta]

EB: Heeeeyyyy how do you get someone to like you in a matesprit-y way, asking for a friend.

Ghost June from @badlydrawnrose

B33 < well theres the basic advice like be yourself and ask questions about their interests and bring them freshly hunted prey

B33 < but at the end of the night i think there's no one way to get a purrson to like you without fail

B33 < you n33d to get to know them to know what they like and even then theres no way to know if they will end up liking you even if you follow all the right steps

B33 < which is probably a tad pessimistic!!!!

B33 < but do i think it's pawsible to find pity in this motherfucker called paradox space

B33 < just k33p doing your best and you will find someone who likes you fur you and wants what you want in a relationship i can just f33l it

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Davepeta! Im tossing peach ring candies at you! See how many you can catch on your claws!

B33 < assuming i would only use my claws was your furst mistake

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Oooo you wanna vote so bad it makes you look silly

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Trick or treat!

B33 < look i appurreciate the enthusiasm but its a little late for that

B33 < the cobwebs are falling down and this fake pumpkin is practically rotting

B33 < honestly surprised this thing didnt disappearify or get stolen

B33 < huh what

B33 < oh dont worry about the wing thats fake too

B33 < i had to get a genuine spirit hallow33n costume you know how it is

B33 < buy a shitty costume litter your house with candy and sodas have fun with friends you know the whole shebang

B33 < my whole night basically boils down to this

B33 < dont worry about it

[badlydrawndavepeta]

B33 < happy hallow33n meowtherfuckers!!!

B33 < guess what

B33 < somehow in the last few days we reached 400 followers!

B33 < apparently nyall are thirsty for more of me

B33 < i cant blame you for wanting more of me since im the most absurd and beautyifful being in all of paradox space

B33 < this is really motivating me to k33p doing what im doing

B33 < posting spurratically and randomly whenever im not busy dropping ill beats or making a new shipping wall or taking photography of the mundane urban lifestyle

B33 < ive got some sw33t new asks in the inbox to get to, so look furward to getting what you want very soon

B33 < what else can i say thats appropriately inspurrational here

B33 < listen to some sick jams, read about quadrants, and donate to a good cause

B33 < later nyall and merry hallow33n!

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Did the wings change any when you became davepeta? I'm just curious if the nepeta part made them more anatomically similar to a bat's or something. (this is just the first ask idea that came to mind lol)

B33 < introducing batsprite

B33 < like batman but with one hundred purrcent more bat theming

B33 < that guy doesnt even deserve to be called batman with his total lack of commitment

B33 < im not saying batman should be a bat furry but also it would make so much more sense

B33 < this though is a sick costume

B33 < im not sure its really a good fit for me for hallow33n though but ive still got some time before hallow33n to decide thankfurry

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Meow meow! mrrp! meow?

B33 < are you expecting a bunch of meows

B33 < the beautyifful sound of my catshit yowling

B33 < like the serene tones of a construction workers melodious jackhammer

B33 < loud as fuck and thrice as smooth

B33 < which is to say not something anyone wants to hear

B33 < i can try but do i really wanna debase myself like i didnt wake up this evening thinking damn davepeta i really wanna embarrass myself in front of a bunch of strangers for their entertainment thats definitely a thing i wanna do

B33 < just beclaws i roleplay doesnt mean i meow with random anons i was taught about stranger danger i dont trust any of you buttsniffing biscuits

B33 < first its meowing with strangers next its sharing my social security on chittr no thanks buckaroo this rancher is staying safe

[badlydrawndavepeta]

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐁🐁🐁🐁 <- leaves this here for you

B33 < aw shit

B33 < okay this is a sw33t treat to get but you do realize its not my birthday wriggling day or christmas right

B33 < like im not by any means turning this choice deal away im taking the fish and mice to eat later thats not even a question it will probably be all bloody gross and visceral

B33 < but ive done litterally nothing fur this i think purrhaps you shouldve tried to sell me on these instead i mightve pulled out the big boonbucks fur this

B33 < betw33n nepeta and dave they had a major fortune you know catnipulating the stock market over the course of like thr33 days gives you more than enough money to spent on ridiculous crap

B33 < but uh

B33 < thanks anon

[badlydrawndavepeta]

₩h¤t §ørt øf bl¤ck m¤gic ¤re ¥øu?;

the light c¤ll§ me untø m¥ peøple...;

[ask reads: What sort of black magic are you? the light calls me unto my people...]

B33 < ooo ive b33n gotten by the dark magics and shit

B33 < im just kitten around all that dark magic crap is more up roses alley than mine

B33 < but it does put me in the mood fur more hallow33n spirit

B33 < maybe i should put some decorations up

B33 < like cobwebs and pumpkins even though we know how tricky those fuckers are all popping out of sylladices like a fresh bagel out of the toaster except with one hundred purrcent less scrumptious food at the end of it

[badlydrawndavepeta]

since Meulin moved on who do u, as the shipping master, think he'd be perfect with?

-bda

B33 < i purrsume you mean mr makara since you didnt specify

B33 < as fur the clown in question i could come up with some ships fur him

B33 < but if he just got out of a relationship i think dude n33ds some chill time you know get all self caring up in this bitch

B33 < maybe he just n33ds a date with himself did you ever think of that?

B33 < purrhaps what this troll n33ds isn't self fulfillment through the physical other but the spiritual self and attain a higher understanding of who he actually is on the inside resulting in all sorts of purrsonal development that is both warming to the bloodpusher and sweet to the bone

B33 < then again that could also just be shit and he should start papping mr greased lightning

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Oh my gah you're so silly :3

B33 < awww thanks! as both a silly cave troll and an irony fueled hipster tool i like to think im pretty silly

B33 < im also rad as fuck too i mean whats cooler than being unabashedly myself im purrfectly in tune with my complex f33lings about various things

B33 < including silly f33lings like using my sprite powers to generate these sparkles that are as jubilant as a shrieking cat whos just discovered catnip fur the first time in a shady back alley that they frequent beclaws their owner thinks that having an outdoor cat in the city is not only safe but normal

B33 < though if you think about it i was much like an outdoor cat decimating the local bird population when i was a feral kitty girl killing the local monster population on alternia

B33 < except im pretty sure there wasnt a widespread kitty girl problem on alternia like there was on earth

B33 < i mean a widespread outdoor cat problem not a widespread cat girl problem i think the amount of cat girls on earth is pretty normal

B33 < point is my sparkles rock like diamonds and people should leash their felines

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Only three asks in the inbox, which I’ll be answering in the next few days. Feel free to drop an ask and see how Davepeta responds!

[badlydrawndavepeta]

WAAAAAGH

B33 < what what what wheres the danger huh i can take em

[badlydrawndavepeta]

What do you think about the romance between Meulin and Aranea going on right now

B33 < ive b33n watching them the entire time

B33 < theyre a cute ship got all the hallmarks of a cute little fluffy piece of romance

B33 < purrsonally ive b33n gunning for something more interesting than matespritship like i wanna s33 some hardboiled ashen romance up in here at some point where's the ashrom i always ask

B33 < finding good ashen romances in the dreambubbles is like finding a good steak at a vegan cafe

B33 < like im sure its happened before but theres no way im finding it with this crowd and i certainly wont enjoy it

B33 < but one day...one day ill find the most romantic of auspisticisms and i will make sure everyone hears about it

[badlydrawndavepeta]

< HAHA DICK WINGS. >

:0}

B33 < i think purrhaps you should consider getting your own material

B33 < like i know my posts are the funniest thing since pepe the frog but you seriously can't just regurgitate my own jokes and expect them to be as fly as the original

B33 < besides the dick wings were metafurical not litteral

[badlydrawndavepeta]

:33 < you know all these wings look sort of like dicks isnt that funny and freudian as a psychology textbook