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[badnewlifesmpideas]

We've been quiet for months, but Vicktor and I are still here if anyone has stuff they wanna send! (:

Op I just found your blog literally just now at 11:13 pm, nice to meet you! <3

-Raven

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Hello Yes, I Have Headcannons, Specifically One About The Fungal Mage Scott

The Fungal Mage Is A Stark Contrast From The Transporter It Once Was, What Was Once A Guy Who Zoomed And Zipped Around At Every Opportunity Became An Odd Presence In The Distance, Watching On As Others Ran About. Nowatimes The Mage Finds More Comfort Sitting Down Than Hopping Around As It Used To. The Fungal Mage's Friends Took Some Time Getting Used To The Change, But It Became The Norm To Occasionally Invite Them To Picnics, Their Friends Could Ramble On About Life, And They Could Just Listen.

Scott used to be a bit of a wildcard for conversations, jumping from one conversation topic to another just as fast as he moved. One moment he’d be next to you, the next hanging off a tree branch. His tail never stayed still for more than half a second too.

But now he stays rooted to the ground, soaking in your words with interest and offering clever insight that comes from a place of deep wisdom. Sparrow is stunned by this difference the most, it’s like talking to an entirely new person. Hybrids are something strange..

[badnewlifesmpideas]

I hope new life comes back after the whole Secret life game is done.... hope to see you all soon

- 🌾

I hope we're here more often as well, I miss this :)

-Vicktor

We can't wait to see you all again - even if the series doesn't come back this blog will be as active as you all make it. Never be afraid to send stuff in (ideas for origins are also always welcome... ;)), we're always glad to see yall <3

-Raven

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Slime Gem.... Slim Jim..... S Jim.... Jim S.... Jimmy.... Jimmy Soladarity

- 🌾 anon... or Weed Anon ( the Harvest ... is totally fine)

My favorite part of this gradual transformation was the slim jim part. I love slim jims <333

[badnewlifesmpideas]

the skulk fully takes over sparrow and when he comes to everyone else is gone from the server

Hey, anon? That was a horrifying thing to open my phone to during dismissal this afternoon-

-Raven

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Don't really watch him, but yeah from what I've heard (from Vicktor and anons mainly lol) this sounds accurate

-Raven

I feel like Sparrow has a touch of the ‘tism

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Started another sideblog everyone! Pop over if you feel like it, or not, I can't force ya! :D

-Raven

Welcome!

Hello! You can call me mod Raven :) I use she/they pronouns and neos

So what's this about?

Basically, we all know that minecraft youtube has some good quotes, especially taken out of context. I've been hyperfixated on Gem since... 2019? 2020? Somewhere around that time. And as a result, I've gotten lots of fun quotes from various servers, youtube videos, and streams. I'm here to share them with you all, and you guys can share some with me if you so desire :)

Any rules?

Currently not any rules for submissions, though that may change as time goes on. Only rule is that it Must Have Been Said By Gem. Group submissions are allowed, as long as Gem was included in the dialouge (for example, you could submit a Wither Rose Alliance quote, but at least one of the lines must have been said by Gem in order for it to get posted).

DNI?

I don't really have a DNI list, but I can and will block anyone who I find to be rude, triggering, or just a general unpleasant presence.

Some basic criteria:

Don't be an asshole

No racism, sexism, homophobia, transpobia, ableism, or just general bigotry will be tolerated. Instant block.

I don't care what you do on your own blog, but if you bring any sort of discourse onto my blog that's a no no. It's bad for my mental health, and I can't think of any reason you would feel a need to bring that onto a silly blog where we quote a minecraft woman.

Mod is a minor!! Anybody being sexual, nsfw, or just generally weird will be insta-blocked for my own safety and comfort.

That's it for now! This post will almost certainly be updated but until then, happy submitting everyone!

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Idea

When Pearl died once more she makes armor out of the copper.

Makes her immune to electricity and faster if electricity does strike her.

-🌾anon

Ooooh that's really cool!! And also kind of morbid... she's basically wearing the skin of her previous life....

-Raven

[badnewlifesmpideas]

yeah whoops my brain did a mistake on that i should check every time (:

one last small thing for the road!

sparrow became an aviator because he needed to travel w/o having to rely on other people for it (boats)

scar became an aviator because he always wanted to fly

if they are to ever meet in character, scar would go off on plane/flight facts and sparrow would be like

"woah. we are different breeds of people." literally and figuratively

-🧨anon

Np :)

I have no words for this, but let it be known that I like this idea very much :D

-Raven

[badnewlifesmpideas]

[ID:

A screenshot of a tumblr ask, the name has been cropped out. The ask reads:

"//drug talk here btw

OH OH also sculked owen and fungus mage scott have definitely sold drugs to each other at one point, maybe even at the same time

owen feels like either a refined or raw marijuana, and scott just pure crack or the shrooms. you know the ones. like the shrooms in rainworld or west of loathing. idk if either of you would get those tho

idk they both feel like they'd try and fail to sell drugs to one another!!! the spores do that to ya

-🧨 anon"

//End ID]

Hey! You forgot to click anon, so I just screenshotted it for you :) if that wasn't a mistake then just lmk and I'll leave it next time!

but anyways yes, they so would. I don't know much at all about drugs lol but skulk makes everyone act sus as hell so. I have no doubt this has happened

-Raven

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Hey! You forgot to click anon, so I just screenshotted it for you :) if that wasn't a mistake then just lmk and I'll leave it next time!

but anyways yes, they so would. I don't know much at all about drugs lol but skulk makes everyone act sus as hell so. I have no doubt this has happened

-Raven

[badnewlifesmpideas]

oh yeah sunshine girl hearing The Voices™ we love to see it

not gonna connect back to alsmp this time, but the voices are the memories of the world and essentially anything that is touched by the sun, be it the animals or the land or the people itself

the voices reflect on sunshine girl's outlook on the world/herself! be it happiness, sadness, fear, or despair!!! the last is the most prominent of the group, especially shown in the ep where she almost dies :)

the voices she hears when thinking about when her light will eventually flicker away is most definitely the last words of other members like imagine her hearing the screams & final words of copper golem!owen like... traumatizing. or like the "no no no no no" from stacy when she died... so sad

yeah :D -🧨anon

We love The VoicesTM round here :)

That would be absolutely terrifying. Imagine slipping off a ledge and hearing a scream in your head that sounds like one of your friends. Or (not to connect this back to the Life Series lol but it's taken over my head again) falling into some water and being bombarded with your neighbor's screams of "THIS IS NOT A FAIR FIGHT!"

-Raven

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Pearl not building the 3rd life clubhouse (super sad :( btw) is in lore her needing a system update in her Copper Golem body

-🌾anon

She just full on shut down for a few weeks, nobody could get her to move or anything. Sparrow definitely brought up the possibility of her being dead, but Gem pointed out that if she was she wouldn't be comatose like this.

When she finished updating she was very confused as to why everyone was so relieved she was alive

-Raven

[badnewlifesmpideas]

yippee new shub ep :D mayhaps mild spoilers for the ep so watch that :)

also as a fanfic writer go all out w/ my deranged ramblings

sunshine is just absolutely confused by toad-joey's appearance like

"Princess Peach oh hey :D!!!!" "...what????"

sunshine girl recognizing that yeah, there's a life system, but she didn't realize it changed people that much

sunshine girl mildly scared of what she'll turn into when her light finally ends its wick

also sunshine + toad dressing up in costumes (mainly bc toad-joey still things shelb = peach) and having lil tea parties and just enjoying each other's company

not me thinking mario katherine my gods

sunshine treating toad-joey's wounds after he punched the bee, toad-joey carrying one of those translucent pink umbrellas above sunshine's head whenever it rains

they are besties who know each other too well and will make it the other's problems

also sunshine girl has definitely tried eating open a clam like otter pearl has. and has also tried eating a pearl. almost died. thankfully didn't but like... yeah

🧨anon out (maybe, still workin out the kinks w/ namings)

Just gonna leave this here

-Raven

[badnewlifesmpideas]

VERY IMPORTANT

-Raven

I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Ever noticed how both of scott's second lives turn out a bit "evil" in a way?

We had a really lonely villainous vampire in afterlife

And now we have "oh he's cute" "he's a little messed up actually–" fungal mage in new life

-✨️anon

He's just a villain at heart, or at least that's the vibes i've been getting from him all season. I'm honestly hoping he'll be the one to cause a bunch of the chaos on the server, cus I really need some chaos righ about now...

-Vicktor

[badnewlifesmpideas]

for some reason i found a thought of pearl just shrinking down after becoming a copper golem and staying in her normal-size-person clothes extremely funny.

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Isn't this literally in line with someone, I think it might've been wheat anon,'s idea?? Anyways op idk if you're consorting with my anons or not but thank you you have just unintentionally drawn an image that everyone who has stalked this blog has had in their brain at one point or another.

-Raven

for some reason i found a thought of pearl just shrinking down after becoming a copper golem and staying in her normal-size-person clothes extremely funny.