#🧨anon

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Hey! You forgot to click anon, so I just screenshotted it for you :) if that wasn't a mistake then just lmk and I'll leave it next time!

but anyways yes, they so would. I don't know much at all about drugs lol but skulk makes everyone act sus as hell so. I have no doubt this has happened

-Raven

[dteamain]

HI JENNA❤️ I’m not too late am I??? Make sure to fry and catch a nap! - 🧨

I was so fucking hungover today and grouchy and I kept telling my coworker that I felt bad for being cranky with people, particularly with the employee I was training and then at the end of the day that employee (NEW EMPLOYEE I might add) decided to just leave early without even asking and even put in the sales group chat that they were just leaving like what the fuck (also I’ve been doing all their work all fucking day for them because apparently they were so behind but not behind enough to stay the whole goddamn day) and I didn’t see it until after they were gone because I was in a meeting and then my coworker was nice enough to listen to me lose my fucking shit 😭 anyway mid week drinking is always a regret after LMAO

anyway dynamite anon you are wonderful and we’ve only spoken a few times but that’s okay I’m excited for whenever you dip your toes back into the fandom I will always be here with open arms

[livingdeadmlm]

🦖anon, you're amazing already, very glad to know that there's another Patrick Bateman fan that also has a massive crush on him here.

▪︎ 🧨anon

Haha I have one more anon that likes him as well! 🦭anon also sent a request for him but I’ve yet to publish it!

[agustdiv1ne]

txt finding out you have an onlyfans...

OH FUCK. OKAY! i think all of them would be shocked in some capacity hmm let's get into it (rest of the members under the cut!)

yeonjun would find it when the two of you are still just friends, videos of you fucking open your pretty pussy with dildos that almost look too big for you to take. he subscribes before he even realizes it's you, mostly because you only ever posted things from the waist down, but one day you get bold and post a full body shot. your face is out of frame, but he could recognize that chain around your neck anywhere, the friendship necklace he gifted you all those years ago, dangling so prettily between your breasts as you ride a ridged dildo til your legs are quaking. it's in that moment that he realizes that he's been jerking off to you for months, imagining your pussy wrapped around his cock when he so desperately needs to get off, and god, he wants to fuck you so badly now, make you his. guilt begins to eat at him as he continues to stroke his aching cock to the video, your moans growing louder and more ruined — but when he hears you whisper his name, barely there if you weren't truly listening, he immediately spills all over his hand. fuck. fuck, you think about him when you're doing this — and suddenly the guilt inside him vanishes. you're his, and he's gonna show you the next time you come over

soobin would accidentally walk in on you filming yourself one day when he quietly entered your apartment since you gave him a spare key. poor baby, he'd immediately begin to apologize, slapping his hands over his eyes as he rushes to leave, but your pitchy whine of his name makes him pause. with his back facing you, he asks what you need, his cock growing painfully hard as you beg him to help you, that the small dildo that you're fucking yourself with isn't enough. "please soobin," you whine. "need you so bad." and fuck, okay, soobin's not gonna pass this opportunity up, not when he's been crushing on you for months now. he climbs into your bed, towering over you with cheeks as red as rubies, feeling as if he's dreaming — until the blinking red light from your camera catches his eye. he glances over at it, and you hurriedly explain what you do as a side hustle, scrambling to go to turn it off, but his big, strong hands stop you. looking back at him, you find his eyes have darkened, his presence looming over you as he tells you to keep it on. the next day, your highest tier subscribers get a video of soobin's head between your legs, hair covering his eyes as the obscene, wet noises of his tongue playing with your clit mix with your breathy moans

beomgyu (who's your roommate) would, similar to soobin, stumble upon you fingering yourself in front of a camera — but he'd go about it in a completely different way. he's such an icky, closeted perv, watching you through the crack in your barely open door as you fall over the edge, hiccupy sobs pouring from your lips as you overstimulate yourself. his cock twitches in his pants, and he takes no time shoving a hand beneath his boxers, stroking his cock at the same rhythm as the fingers plunging in and out of your walls, the sloppy sounds of your pussy pushing him towards release faster than he expected. it becomes routine, coming home quietly on days he knows that you film just to watch you — but you're not stupid, no, you know that he's been watching you...and so you leave your door open a little wider the next time, inviting him in and asking if he liked seeing all your content for free, asking him how he's gonna repay you...and when he takes the camera from your tripod, spreads your legs wide, and shoves his boxers to down to reveal his aching, red-tipped cock, you bite your lip and demand that he puts it in already. he becomes your personal cameraman as he fucks you, grunting out how his cock must be so much better than your smaller fingers, filming your fucked out expression as you beg for him to cum inside

you would ask taehyun what he thinks about onlyfans when your relationship with him starts to grow more serious, looking to gauge his reaction. he's smart, though; you should've known he would figure it out right after you ask him. "are you trying to tell me you have one?" he would ask with an eyebrow raised, and you lowkey freak out and say that it's just a hypothetical question. just from your reaction alone, it's so obvious that you do. while taehyun might be a little jealous, he's a lot more turned on at the thought, ordering you to come sit in his lap while he tells you that he doesn't mind if you do have one — he knows you'll always be loyal, after all. he trusts you. he asks questions about it, and as you tell him what kind of content you film, face growing hotter, you feel his cock harden beneath you, and then his hands begin to guide your hips over him. you stutter through your sentence when he bucks his hips up to grind his boner into your covered pussy, gasping as his motions grow more brazen. it ends with you dry humping him on your couch, exchanging slow, spit-slicked kisses until the both of you cum in your pants. a hand travels up to your throat before you can even catch your breath, his voice deep as he asks if you think your subscribers would like couple's content

kai is not as innocent as he seems, getting off to videos of women humping cute lil stuffies until they orgasm, clips of them playing with their tits until they're swollen and achy, one little touch can set them off...god, they're so hot, but all he can think about is you whenever he watches them, his cute, bubbly best friend. imagine his surprise when he finds your onlyfans one day — and that's the exact content you produce. the first video of you he stumbles upon is one of you playing with your clit at first, before you're sitting up on your knees and placing a stuffie between your legs and. wait. holy. fucking. shit. that's the one he gifted you last week. the one he sprayed with his cologne because you've told him how much you love it. kai's cock twitches at the sight, gulping as you begin to moan and whine, hips moving faster against the soft material until your crying, whispering that it's too much. he nearly cums untouched as you quake above the toy, toppling over the edge as your torso collapses into the bed, but you don't stop. not until you've cum three times just with his little gift. he's slack jawed, drool pooling under his tongue at the tantalizing sight of you spreading your lower lips to show the camera the sticky mess between your thighs. he subscribes immediately, hoping that you don't recognize his user, pengning02. with plans to hang out with you later that night, he's anxious the rest of the day — but when your hangout ends with your pussy smothering his face and your tongue dragging along his cock, kai realizes that maybe, just maybe, you need him just as badly as he needs you

[wordycheeseblob]

cyran bikini stuffers

The culprit 👇

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

species shapeshifter gem! she still had to get top surgery cuz she can’t shift that part but luckily she got top surgery from joe :3

-🧨

joe, everyone’s favorite definitely licensed surgeon!

[were-team-fortress]

hEY SOLLY, DID U KNO THAT ONE OF THE 1ZT RECORDED ROCKET LAUNCHERS IN HIZSTORY WAS PRODUCED BY THE M1NG DYNASTY?! I THINK THATS SUPWR C0OL

- 🧨

OF COURSE I KNEW THAT! I did not know that. I MUST FIND THIS ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR MY COLLECTION!

[td-rarepairs]

dunzzy. u gotta see my vision pls crazy girl x juvie boy (can i be 🧨 anon)

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[maximum-father]

yeah I'm totally a different person I think that trumpet and I just both like the dynamite emoji which is based🧨🧨🧨

got it got it. and youre right. it is based.

[55sturn]

i wish i was under mat t doin push ups rn (could i be your 🧨 anon?)

-🧨

this lowkey sparked a fic idea….helping hockey player!matt work out/train….hmmm

and yes ofc you can be that anon !!

[badnewlifesmpideas]

yeah whoops my brain did a mistake on that i should check every time (:

one last small thing for the road!

sparrow became an aviator because he needed to travel w/o having to rely on other people for it (boats)

scar became an aviator because he always wanted to fly

if they are to ever meet in character, scar would go off on plane/flight facts and sparrow would be like

"woah. we are different breeds of people." literally and figuratively

-🧨anon

Np :)

I have no words for this, but let it be known that I like this idea very much :D

-Raven

[dteamain]

No longer is it the drituation, we have evolved as a fandom to the dresolution🏆 - 🧨

WE ARE IN THE DRESOLUTION ERA BABY

[livingdeadmlm]

also, while I had sent a request-

I'm the anon who sent the Patrick Bateman one. I'm more into American psycho and breaking bad/better call saul, so I'll be sending in requests for those since I noticed you don't seem to really get any. could I possibly be a 🧨 anon?

Yes you can be 🧨anon! Welcome!

[agustdiv1ne]

✨dilf!soobin✨

That’s all I’m gonna say… (also I’m really sorry if this isn’t something u write about, I didn’t see it on ur rules so feel free to ignore this :) )

oh yes. i've never written about this concept but...i rly do enjoy it......

dilf!soobin x fem!reader

warnings: soobin has a daughter, no established d/s dynamics, teasing, thigh riding, oral (f receiving), fingering (f receiving), on my big cock soobin agenda, mating press, unprotected sex (boo!), nipple play (f receiving)

dilf!soobin who wants to get back into the dating pool after so long, so he takes his chance on a dating app only to find dissapointment because all anyone wants to do is hook up...he's far past that stage of life, and he wants someone who is as well

dilf!soobin who matches with you one fateful evening. it's an immediate connection, and when he comes clean about having a kid, you tell him that you don't mind at all, that you're sure his daughter is as sweet as him. his heart begins to pound in exacitement as both of you begin to plan a date for the upcoming weekend, hoping that this time, it will be different, that you will be different

dilf!soobin who, after several successful dates, starts to tease you. there's been a flirtatious air to your conversations for a while now, and he knows that he's handsome — and better yet, he knows that you want him. he's a patient man, though, and he makes sure the build-up is as perfect as the real thing

dilf!soobin who is too good at teasing. he places his hand a little too on your thigh when he's driving, squeezing the soft flesh there; he lets you grind on his thigh while you make out, only you to make you stop before you can cum; he makes you tell him what you want before he makes you suckle his thumb, telling you that if you're patient, he'll give you everything and more soon

dilf!soobin who takes you to bed after one too many glasses of wine, both of you giggly while you swap spit with each other. he treats you like a queen, eating you out, fingering you until you cum twice...you end up having to shove him away from your pussy, pouting that you want his cock inside you. that gets him going, and soon enough, he's got you bent in half, long, slow thrusts against your warm walls, his big cock hitting you so deep that you swear you can feel him in your stomach

dilf!soobin who spills all over your stomach, your boobs, lips attaching to your nipples to "clean you up"....he doesn’t stop his ministrations to your tits 'til they're all swollen and messy with his spit, marks all over your heaving chest. he leans up to kiss you, the taste of his salty release apparent on his tongue <3

[talons-mcyt-rqs]

✧ — secret life scar kin stimboard ; with themes of sunflowers, parchment, lilacs, and stamps

[for: 🌻🏛️🧨 anon]

🪻🪻🪻/🪻📜🪻/🪻🪻🪻

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

you know who i am now but i wanna keep my anon emoji so like :3

but anyways!

most of the hermits, especially the littles, REALLLLLLLLY like apple juice so they usually have to keep a backlog of appley juice to keep everybody happy :3

-🧨

u use that anon emoji beloved <3

they probably have different brands too