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Newsies AU where everything's the same, but Race wears this cap instead

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shitty newsies au where jack is a certified Normal Dude (TM) and davey is a vampire who REALLY doesn’t like jack comparing him to a weird little victorian boy bc davey isn’t a little victorian boy anymore, thank you very much

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newsies au where there’s a newsie who’s Quirky Little Thing is that he just constantly farts

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Concept: Newsies au where everything is the same but Albert is scared of birds, and Race regularly picks Albert up and 'protects' him whenever Finch is around, like the good boyfriend he is. And Albert just goes along with it, clinging to Race like his life depends on it, just to annoy Finch.

So like this:

IM GENUINELY CACKLING THIS IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY

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newsies au where everyone erases the fact that the jacobs family is jewish so davey, sarah, and les would celebrate hanukkah, not christmas

(a truly bad au, indeed)

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yes happy thanksgiving blah blah blah today would be a great day to donate to our indigenous and first nations communities, buy from indigenous and first nations businesses, and check out the #next150 challenge

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thanksgiving sucks go help some natives survive. help our families too.

mi’kmaq fishing sovereignty post: https://ysera.tumblr.com/post/632357902965932032

navajo/hopi covid relief fund: https://ysera.tumblr.com/post/631833415079133184

sovereign bodies/mmiw database fund: https://ysera.tumblr.com/post/631828874798497792

navajo water project: https://www.navajowaterproject.org/

more efforts and posts about indigeneity: https://ysera.tumblr.com/tagged/ndn/

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Newsies au but there's a laugh track

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newsies au where it’s framed from elle woods’s perspective as she is presented with the case of helping the newsies file a lawsuit for unsafe working conditions and unfair pay

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Bad newsies au where Davey is like jiminy cricket and whenever he says something reasonable they stuff him into a pocket.

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newsies au where davey straight up murders race because he won’t stop sending destiel canon putin stepping down memes into the group chat

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Newsies but it's all performed in the dark and Jack wears this

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newsies au where everything is the same except they all wear neon visors instead of caps

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Newsies au where everything is mainly the same but all of the newsies are famous tiktokkers and Katherine and Davey are youtubers

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newsies au where race is on a hoverboard 24/7 but nothing else is changed

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Newsies but the hurt/comfort level is cranked up all the way (ANGSTY COMFORT-)

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newsies au where the newsies assume the worst of the pandemic is over and go out in public without masks and hold large public gatherings without any safety precautions. a very bad au indeed. wear a fucking mask.