badonlinedaters
badonlinedaters
Bad Online Daters
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Sarcastic, bisexual, 30-something, feminist, sharing the shitty messages I receive on dating sites with y'all. You're welcome. (I've also become something of a sucker for including reaction GIFs in my posts recently. Again, you're welcome.) I also run okc2badtranslatortranslations.tumblr.com, where I take some of the more ridiculous things I find on OKCupid and run them through Bad Translator. Sometimes the results are amusing.
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badonlinedaters · 7 years ago
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The original post literally says SOCIETIES. Not even governments. SOCIETIES. So, the FDA isn't part of society, somehow? How the fuck is this controversial? A society that allows people to starve when there's an overabundance of food in that society is a trash society, tell your friends.
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This is how everyone who advocates capitalism sounds
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badonlinedaters · 7 years ago
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It's like y'all forgot about Everwood or something.
Chris Pratt is that kid in high school who got attractive later in life but still hasn’t realised it yet.
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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My first recap is up and running! The Murder Game, by Janice Harrell. Be warned - I go off quite a bit about the worst motive for murder EVER, the crazy = dangerous trope, and all the characters thinking a relationship between a 30 year old man and a 16 year old girl is a-okay. Enjoy!
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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My first recap is up and running! The Murder Game, by Janice Harrell. Be warned - I go off quite a bit about the worst motive for murder EVER, the crazy = dangerous trope, and all the characters thinking a relationship between a 30 year old man and a 16 year old girl is a-okay. Enjoy!
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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So, it’s not dating related, but there’s some feminist-y and sjw-ish stuff in these recaps I’ve started doing. I was inspired by the Teen Creeps podcast, went looking for my old teen thriller novels, and decided I just HAD to make my very own snarky recaps of these terrible old books I loved when I was 12.
Anyway, take a look, enjoy, leave a comment, all that good stuff. :)
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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Very similar to what happened to my mom. She's been sick for over 30 years now, for years doctors were just like "lol idk gtfo". Finally she was diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome, then had to deal with a lot of, "oh, you're just tired all the time? Doesn't sound so bad" and doctors STILL not taking her seriously. Then, FINALLY, she got a doctor who knew what he was doing and finally got the correct diagnosis of lupus. (And still has to put up with people not knowing wtf that is and treating her like she's not really sick.) Anyway, invisible illnesses are a bitch and ignorant people suck.
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How most people with invisible illnesses are treated by health care “professionals”
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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"Damn that's how you talk human." - he's an alien, then? Shocked at human curse words? 🤣🤣🤣
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LOL!!! It is surprising how many men are completely offended when a woman says fuck! I love it! 
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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I'm just trying to figure out what his tagline means. "Just make a little try"? I . . . what?
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One more for the “meet and see what happens” crowd. This always sounds like a quest of some sorts. What happens in their heads when you meet someone? 
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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Why is the Cryptkeeper on POF?
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LOL! I wrote you off with that terrible opener. 
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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It's also been pointed out to me by one of my Native friends on Facebook that Native women don't wear headdresses. So, racist AND inaccurate. Way to go.
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Hey @geekandmisandry want to take over 😥
Seriously I don’t know how you do it
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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"Timothy's" blog says they're female, but everything else is probably spot on, @wuh2k
have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???
Like, look at it
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It looks like a sunset
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#the sky is bi confirmed
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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I mean, how dare The Olds(tm) like shirts with comic book characters on them, right? Wearing stuff you like is super weird and creepy, omg, like The Olds(tm) should totes only be allowed to wear, like, muumuus and track suits, omg like amirite?! 🙄🙄🙄
I work at Australias version of tot hopic and the amount of middle aged people who come and buy our stuff specifically aimed at pre/teens and young adults for themselves is super weird and a little creepy. No one wants to see a middle aged woman (40-55) is skinny jeans and a crop top with Harley Quinn on it. Sure you want to 'feel young again' but this is not how you should do it. It's weird
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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Being bisexual is a kink now? I mean, it's a kink for gross straight guys who fetishize it, but other than that . . . 🤔🙄🖕
have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???
Like, look at it
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It looks like a sunset
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#the sky is bi confirmed
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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My hair is super oily so I have to wash it every day or else wear a hat because it's visibly greasy if I don't shampoo every day. But my sister's hair is super dry so she only shampoos maybe once or twice a week? Different people's hair requires different hair care routines, it's not lazy, Jesus Christ lol
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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Those are all acceptable choices, but i feel we're overlooking the obvious bi connection with sweet and sour.
new game: put your sexuality in the tags and what sauce you eat chicken nuggets with
im a lesbian and i only trust ranch
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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I'm always shocked when people want to know where the fuck you can live for $600 a month, because to me that sounds like a lot to pay for rent. Then I have to remind myself that Wichita is one of the (supposedly) most affordable cities in the US, because $600 here will actually rent you a pretty decent house. So anyway, obviously food is supposed to come out of the 800 "spending money", and I guess fuck us if we need to pay for water or trash. And heating? Pfffft, you're working 80 hours a week, just buy some damn blankets or something, right? Hell, if you're working 16 hours a day, you probably don't even NEED a house cuz you'll never be home anyway! Live in your car! Shower at the gym! Save ALL the money! Just, like, have you tried NOT being poor?!
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So according to McDonald’s and Visa we supposed to work two minimum wage jobs to live. The funny thing is many of us work two or more jobs and still can’t make ends meet.
This is budget is just not realistic.
I have no savings. My rent is $968 a month. My car payment is $355 a month. My car insurance is $180 a month. My gas is $25 a month. My phone is $80 a month. My electric is $50-$100 a month. My internet is $70 a month. Plus I have debt, emergencies, and I also like to eat sometimes because I’m a human being but McDonald’s and Visa didn’t think of that!
It’s actually really classist and sick that people look away while poor and low income people suffer. I’m not ashamed to be poor. It’s not my fault, it’s the fault of a system meant to oppress and keep people down. It says something about you as a person if you ignore a poor person’s cry for help.
This is why there are so many homeless people in America. And these billion dollar corporate companies are trying to justify them not wanting to pay people what they deserve to be safe and happy. Bullshit. Minimum wage should be $20 an hour all across America!
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badonlinedaters · 8 years ago
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He is disgusting overall, absolutely. But I thought it was clear when he said every time he's heard a married woman say "he wasn't really what I was looking for, but . . ." , he meant the woman was referring to her husband. Like, look at these women happy in relationships with men they initially didn't want to give a shot, you should totally give me a chance (settle for me even if im not what you want!) and we could be that couple! Which is still annoying, just not in an adulterous way.
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You have to be pretty bored to find this entertaining.
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