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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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Everybody do the wenis!

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cheese should be free for me. they should give me a little card that i show and it allows me to walk off with any cheese i find in a store or your home

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Gaming Dice.

I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.

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I've been watching so much Leverage lately while in the grippe of a terrible cold and honestly it's been so soothing in this billionaire-bootlicking day and age to watch a show that is so unashamedly fond of just straight up psychologically torturing corrupt rich people. Like remember that episode where they locked a hedge fund manager in a hospital and made him think he had a fatal disease? Every single ep the client is like "I just want him to face legal justice for what he did to my poor daughter/grandpa/pony/etc :(" and the crew is like "Not only will we do that, we will also find out this bastard's hopes, their fears, their deepest darkest dreams and desires, and rip their whole life to shreds right in front of their eyes while they watch and weep in abject dispair. And then we will give you $2 million dollars cash." Fucking legends. Do Elon next

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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I can’t breathe

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

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You are Harrowhark Nonagesimus. You are 17. They just killed your only friend.

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I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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everyone’s always like ‘ronans so catholic’ in reference to like his deep spirituality or shame in dreaming or whatever but nobody uses it to talk about how even after adam and ronan made out shirtless all night he made them sleep in separate bedrooms. like that is the most catholic he’s ever been

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Urban Nature by Naoki Ito, 2009

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Akihiro Higuchi aka 樋口明宏 (Japanese, b. 1969, Tokyo, Japan) - 1: Mitate-Urushi (K0218), 2018  2: Hana (H0418), 2018  3: Mai-Tanzen (M0718), 2018  4: Mai (M1218), 2018  5: No Title  6: Hana (H0218), 2018  7: Collection-Dress (D0118), 2018  8: Hana (H0818), 2018  9: Mitate-Urushi (K0118), 2018, Insects, Urushi, Gold, Silver.