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I made some songs

Would anyone like to listen?

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Aww, what an adorable unicorn cookie

I bet it’ll be a girl because the trailer was narrated by a female voice.

Boy my ass was WRONG

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I have all of them now, including Wildberry, Crunchy Chip, and Financier Cookie

About time this dude came home

Now I have ALL the cookies

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Ngl Crunchy Chip Cookie is kinda tiny-

Hehe, a tiny beast

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I spoke too soon…

*cries in doesn’t have dark cacao or clotted cream*

About time this dude came home

Now I have ALL the cookies

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I had to get 8 stamps of just this purple haired bozo

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZML7eYUt5/

They really be calling us foxlings..

Please blow up the comments with

“What does the fox say”

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZML7eFgs1/

Meowbahh fan alert

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CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH

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My NoteIt pal scared the shit out of me

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Oh my fucking god..

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If quizzes are quizzical

Then what are tests.

First right answer gets a follow

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:)

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This fucking cookie run kingdom event has me on the floor

ESPRESSO PICASSO—

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“sonny boy, would you go be a dear and fetch me my reading glasses? I still cannot find who asked”

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This clip gives me life

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Honestly at this point I don't care if Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is cringey or lame or whatever. I want it to break records. I want it to make Marvel and Nintendo and Disney nervous. I want them tripping over themselves to try and one-up a movie franchise about a preteen hedgehog fighting Jim Carrey.