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still thinking abt them every day

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sixth

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Doctor Palamedes in my cowboy AU

(I think we should allow Pal to be more unhinged)

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Camilla Hect dog subtext my beloved

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Dog

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when a mutual has a bad take, it’s important to remember that nobody’s perfect. but when someone you don’t know has a bad take, it’s important to send a firing squad to their house

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I’m really curious what are y’all’s fanfiction and fiction squicks?

I know the word has fallen from super-popular use but I think we need to revitalize it as a term (for a deep-seated distaste or turn-off from certain tropes, writing forms, character types, etc.) What makes you put down a book or close a tab so fast?

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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I christen this month of June Good Vibes June, because everyone I know has been having good vibes and good luck ✨

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I JUST GOT OFFERED A FUCKING APPRENTICESHIP ROLE AT FUCKING PLAYSTATION

IN SAN DIEGO

AND I SAID YES

IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SOFTWARE ENGINEER PLAYSTATION APPRENTICE IN LIKE THREE WEEKS

WHAT THE HELLY

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being an intersex person who isnt a waifish hairless elf devoid of any visible sex characteristics i honestly think if i was a fictional character id be denounced as a transphobic stereotype

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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Very slow day today, so I decided to finally watch The Birth of A Nation (at 1.25 speed, which I will not apologize for lmao). Can confirm: extremely racist