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it's Drake's birthday so I just want everyone to remember...

lingling 😩🤓do you luv 😍💋me 💦 r u practice sing? 🎻🤷🏻‍♀️say youll never 🚫 ever ❌ play the viola 💥🔥cos ur 🎉gift ted 🎁🐻and youre asean 🤣🤣🎎 and u win competititions 🤙🏼🥇

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I think I'm gonna develop abs

is anything more physically tiring than changing ur mouthpiece, reed and whole instrument body at once and trying to play for the first time

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is anything more physically tiring than changing ur mouthpiece, reed and whole instrument body at once and trying to play for the first time

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pictured: comfortable tooting vs Self-Inflicted Death, guess which one is which

A Happy Life Update

just had a sax practice session!!!!!! after the flute fiasco my confidence is regained now that i know i can actually blow for long without asphyxiating myself!

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A Happy Life Update

just had a sax practice session!!!!!! after the flute fiasco my confidence is regained now that i know i can actually blow for long without asphyxiating myself!

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thanks i love u too 😘

a list of the ways I got bullied after telling people I nearly passed out after my first flute lesson:

gf who plays flute

"awwww that's cute"

"ur just a flute bebby :)"

"baby flutists feel dizzy a lot, it's just because the flute is the superior instrument that needs the most air. and ur a baby"

prodigy friend

"HSGDBSHBD U NEARLY- U NEARLY PASSED OUT??"

"HOW ARE YOU SO LAME"

"OTHER PEOPLE PASS OUT FROM GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND HERE U ARE PASSING OUT FROM BLOWING THE FLUTE"

"HSJSHSJAHAHAHVSHAGA"

[starts tagging me in videos of people collapsing off boats with the comment "you playing the flute"]

mom

"do you still want to continue flute lessons?"

"do you need to see a doctor?"

"take deep breaths, hah hoo hah hoo"

"are you still feeling weak?"

"are you sure this is normal?"

"maybe you should just stick to the saxophone........."

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and just in from my second lesson yesterday:

flute teacher: "dO yOu nEeD sOmE oXyGeN"

a list of the ways I got bullied after telling people I nearly passed out after my first flute lesson:

gf who plays flute

"awwww that's cute"

"ur just a flute bebby :)"

"baby flutists feel dizzy a lot, it's just because the flute is the superior instrument that needs the most air. and ur a baby"

prodigy friend

"HSGDBSHBD U NEARLY- U NEARLY PASSED OUT??"

"HOW ARE YOU SO LAME"

"OTHER PEOPLE PASS OUT FROM GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND HERE U ARE PASSING OUT FROM BLOWING THE FLUTE"

"HSJSHSJAHAHAHVSHAGA"

[starts tagging me in videos of people collapsing off boats with the comment "you playing the flute"]

mom

"do you still want to continue flute lessons?"

"do you need to see a doctor?"

"take deep breaths, hah hoo hah hoo"

"are you still feeling weak?"

"are you sure this is normal?"

"maybe you should just stick to the saxophone........."

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I'll have you know composer x composer fics exist on AO3

like hello may I introduce you to some shitty mozart x beethoven porn

Brahms x reader

You ever see art based on fanfic and think "my god they breathed life into words!" Well I can now sympathise. Sort of....... I saw a gorgeous sketch of a clean Brahms in a tux and I couldn't get this scene outta my mind. The music they're hearing is the Summer portion of Vivaldi's 4 seasons concerto if anyone's curious. Anyways............

You cautiously cracked open the door to the large room just a tiny bit. Plaintive violin notes drifted out to where you stood, the tune familiar but only just.

You had no idea why Brahms had asked you dress up but you had. You felt foolish standing there by the music room looking this fancy. Especially when the transgressor who had asked looked and smelled like he hadn't seen water in EVER!

Steeling yourself you opened the door…… and felt absolute dumbfounded confusion.

The lights were off but the dim glowing light of candles cast a warm gentle fuzzy sheen. The furniture had been pushed away towards the walls. But that wasn’t the most noticeable change in the room.

A man stood in the middle, his back towards you. Tall, very tall, with broad shoulders which tapered into a slender waist accentuated by a clean black tux. Long, lean legs towered this man before you.

You practically drooled.

Who was this? Brahms was gonna have kittens!

“H-he-hello??” you stuttered.

The man’s shoulders stiffened. A child’s voice rang out “Y/N.” The man’s head slowly turned. The light was too dim to tell what his face looked like but you knew. Somehow you knew…….. It couldn’t be……. Could it?

The man turned his body, lithe and graceful as an antelope, yet slow as if time itself was trembling to a halt. At least that’s what it felt like to you. Brahms.

The candlelight kissed his porcelain mask flashing glints of fire. You felt the sad cry of the violin pulling in your blood, like gravity, towards this man. Your mouth suddenly felt like it was full of cotton and your jaw slackened. He was beautiful.

The full thatch of unruly hair on his head looked clean and soft as it curled over the edge of his mask. You had no idea where the Amish beard had gone but you weren’t sorry to see it go! He stood tensely leaning more on one foot than the other, the fingers of his right hand toying with the ring finger of his left. Dim light made the wet sclera of his eyes appear molten. He looked……. Nervous.

“You…… you’re clean Brahms. You….. It…… looks nice. I didn’t know you had a suit like that? You seemed like a sweater guy to me.” He didn’t answer. You were babbling. You knew you were babbling. Apparently he did too.

Tilting his head, the action making sparks of light slide along his mask, he regarded you. “See? I can be a good boy Y/N.” his voice was a man’s rough sigh.

Standing straight now, the violins shrill cry tickling your eardrums, he reached out his hand, palm up, trusting.

“Would you like to dance?”

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he looks like a thumb

i am so sorry

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a list of the ways I got bullied after telling people I nearly passed out after my first flute lesson:

gf who plays flute

"awwww that's cute"

"ur just a flute bebby :)"

"baby flutists feel dizzy a lot, it's just because the flute is the superior instrument that needs the most air. and ur a baby"

prodigy friend

"HSGDBSHBD U NEARLY- U NEARLY PASSED OUT??"

"HOW ARE YOU SO LAME"

"OTHER PEOPLE PASS OUT FROM GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND HERE U ARE PASSING OUT FROM BLOWING THE FLUTE"

"HSJSHSJAHAHAHVSHAGA"

[starts tagging me in videos of people collapsing off boats with the comment "you playing the flute"]

mom

"do you still want to continue flute lessons?"

"do you need to see a doctor?"

"take deep breaths, hah hoo hah hoo"

"are you still feeling weak?"

"are you sure this is normal?"

"maybe you should just stick to the saxophone........."

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@bandequalsluv THANK U FOR HELPING OUT A POOR SOUL SUCH AS MYSELF I WILL TRY THIS AND HOPEFULLY NOT KNOCK MYSELF OUT

flute lesson

ayy guys what's up it's been a Hell of a Long Time since I last posted (I blame the IB, joining a new school and lack of self-motivation). anyway,,, I'm back! 😳🤠

today, I had my first (trial) flute lesson!!!! yes I'm starting flute and it is SO FUCKIN HARD OMG

my teacher is so nice (imagine a slightly cross-eyed, soft-spoken Japanese old lady) but also super hardcore because she made me, a total noob, blow for like half an hour and I almost passed out

Flutists how do y'all blow for so long omg my arms start hurting and I can only blow for like 5 seconds straight and I feel so giddy after like this bitch dizzy yeet

here are some highlights of the lesson:

[teaching me how to polish the flute] "you have to stroke it like this, the flute is s e n s i t i v e"

[I manage to blow a G] "wow your embouchure is so beautiful" "I-I play saxophone" "wow!!!" [she starts clapping]

[both of us just standing in silence breathing deeply for like five minutes]

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flute lesson

ayy guys what's up it's been a Hell of a Long Time since I last posted (I blame the IB, joining a new school and lack of self-motivation). anyway,,, I'm back! 😳🤠

today, I had my first (trial) flute lesson!!!! yes I'm starting flute and it is SO FUCKIN HARD OMG

my teacher is so nice (imagine a slightly cross-eyed, soft-spoken Japanese old lady) but also super hardcore because she made me, a total noob, blow for like half an hour and I almost passed out

Flutists how do y'all blow for so long omg my arms start hurting and I can only blow for like 5 seconds straight and I feel so giddy after like this bitch dizzy yeet

here are some highlights of the lesson:

[teaching me how to polish the flute] "you have to stroke it like this, the flute is s e n s i t i v e"

[I manage to blow a G] "wow your embouchure is so beautiful" "I-I play saxophone" "wow!!!" [she starts clapping]

[both of us just standing in silence breathing deeply for like five minutes]

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i don't get the whole bashing on oboes thing. i mean, yeah they might sound a little like ducks, but what of it? ducks are great! they can fly, they're kinda cute ig, they can be eaten,,,

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TIL people wet their reeds using something other than their saliva

tag yourself I’m neutral good

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imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

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last proper orchestra rehearsal and the trombone is glissandoing bohemian rhapsody while the marimba is thumping out megalovania ayy what's good

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Yesterday, I had to copy some files from a thumb drive to a computer. It took like half an hour and I was feeling very frustrated so I decided to unleash my emotions on Musescore. 

Here’s a random composition for tenor voice, oboe, bari sax, vibraphone, electric bass and stamp (percussion)!

Lyrics: 

When will my files just fucking load

They’ve been copying for twenty minutes now my patience is low