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Assassin 💜

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

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微妙な距離感で寝る方々

They sleep at a proper distance

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i did both versions hehhe

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That time again! Something always happens in July that knocks me for a loop and keeps me from doing much, but trying again this year!!! Let's be friends!

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ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)

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Bellara's autism rizz is off the charts btw

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Wounded Bird

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champions of the just quest my beloved

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The reason the inquisition mage companions are grating is because in a universe full of sorcerers and the occasional warlock, they broke continuity by giving us three wizards. But the inquisitor is not a wizard. They're just stuck with these three private school kids who assume you know nothing about magic because you didn't buy professor Shitbottom Scree Octavians guide to magic your freshman year or whatever. Solas is the worst of these because he is secretly Shitbottom Scree but he can't tell you. Vivienne doesn't actually do much magic stuff she's just the most Private School. Dorian is the most palatable bc he's just a little weirdo at his core.

If Dorian spent some time with the da2 magic crew I think they would have invented a hot air balloon in a single afternoon.

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okay no but the WILDEST thing is that he said "who the hell is bucky" in the first place. if you really think about it, in context it's actually pretty damn funny. here's this amnesiac assassin whose mask gets pulled off, and he pauses to mug at the camera, and when steve recognizes him, he takes the time to say HIS FIRST REAL LINE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE, "what the fuck did you just call me?" then is only unable to shoot steve because he gets kicked and exploded.

perfect movie 11/10 no notes

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.