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My Whumpees Ranked on How Difficult They Are to Caretake

Least - Easy Mode

Clover: a little skittish around outsiders, but so desperate for any kindness, she's willing to find it in anyone; relatively hardy and easy to meet her needs once she achieves a baseline of wellness

Astra: the much more trusting of the sisters, although her own trauma has left her slightly emotionally delicate; requires some specific care for wings and more fragile bone structure

Daphne: has needed to keep high emotional walls since the start of magic school, but someone who shows her legitimate respect may bypass them; may have higher monetary costs to support her profession

Merro: naturally distrusting of humans, but other avians or people Astra seems comfortable with would have an easier time earning her trust; similar physiology as Astra, but tougher than her sister

Nyma: has a willingness to trust even those who hurt her, so may need more help in setting boundaries and protecting herself; requires a large body of water and larger food supply in order to maintain good health

Rory: deeply angry, mistrustful, and unwilling to believe anything good for her will stay after her experiences; emotionally volatile and will require a lot of time and respectful distance to earn her trust; immortal, so technically no faults in meeting her physical needs would hurt her long term, but getting her to take care of herself is the larger battle

Most - Hard Mode

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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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love him

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sending my hated nemesis a bouquet of spider lilies to signal the depths of my disdain but she's a really stupid airheaded hero type and so she doesn't understand the symbolism and continues to labour under the misapprehension that we are very good friends who occasional have violent lesbian sex

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the only difference between Posting and lesbian sex is but a single dakuten

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This isn’t unique to Star Trek of course, but I do think it’s so funny how the normal amount of time it takes to respond to a comm or a hail from someone else is entirely dependent on whose perspective we’re seeing it from. If someone tries to use their combadge to contact someone else and they don’t respond within 2-3 seconds, that’s immediate cause for alarm. If, however, we’re watching a character who receives a communication from someone else, they’ll often finish up whatever they were doing before responding and no one will be alarmed at all. Or sometimes when our protagonist ship hails another ship, they’ll say “no response” approximately three seconds after sending out the hail. But if another ship hails them, they’ll often have a whole little debate before responding. Obviously this is necessary for pacing (who wants a twenty second pause of complete silence waiting for a response in the middle of a scene), but also it’s just one of those fun, charming things about Star Trek that makes no sense whatsoever.

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did you know you can do anythingh with your ocs and no one can stop you.. did you know you can make aus of your ocs. you should make aus of your ocs

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I’ve been thoroughly enjoying MGSV so have some silly little study drawings

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Posts art on Chinese site > it gets taken down for being too obscene

Posts it on this site > it gets taken down for being too obscene

Fml

Here’s a crop, the whole thing is on my Bluesky (celestialfang)

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Inventory Log

Synopsis: Selected information regarding W-XOSH-09 and one of its incidents.

Word Count: ~1054

Content Warnings: Lady whumpee. Laboratory whump. Experimentation. Mentions of vivisection, death, bureaucracy. Dehumanization.

Notes: Something a little different which possessed me. Inspired by SCP articles and the like. I may write about Karen more in the future, so let me know what you'd like to see! Enjoy!

Inventory Log: W-XOSH-089

Compiled by: Research Associate Polyfyrm Nuclemefor A-Star, BA, Archival Department.

Access Level: 10.*

*Addendum 1: Due to the nature of 089, maintenance partners of clearance level 4 and lower may, ON OCCASION AND A CASE-BY-CASE BASIS, be granted temporary access to 089’s storage unit for cleaning and sanitization purposes. Access must be monitored by a research or security partner with level 10 access or higher.

Latest Update: 15:15:56, March 2, 517.

For archival use only.

Log begin:

W-XOSH-089, common names including: ‘089’ or ‘Karen,’ is a sentient humanoid appearing roughly twenty-nine (29) years of age as of March 2, 517. 089 has been shown to exhibit several anomalous abilities primarily including but not limited to: temporal manipulation, sustained quantum entanglement with its surroundings, and occasional intangibility.

089 was acquired by KRO following its purchase from the Red Bandit mercenary gang on November 28, 515. Purchase negotiations were made by Research Partner Dr. Mordecai Jones without initial consent by the BOD. Consent was granted retroactively following the first observation of 089’s abilities. 089 was purchased in exchange for two (2) KRO standard medium medical kits, fifteen (15) KRO standard funerary kits, twenty thousand (20,000) KRO standard cryptocurrency (Valued as of March 2, 517 at fifteen billion (15,000,000,000) Hiddan dollars)), and Doctor Mordecai’s prosthetic arm.**

**Addendum 2: Doctor Mordecai was compensated for his arm following approval of his purchase by the BOD.

089 was initially admitted into KRO’s special studies program from December 1, 515 to May 15, 516. Following approval from Lead Director Krow, 089 was transferred to KRO’s weapons development department where as of March 2, 517, it*** remains currently.

***ADDENDUM 3: I have made the necessary corrections, but please refrain from anthropomorphizing the research objects. For further information, please view incident log: IC566-Canine104. -Dr. Mackenzie Apll, Weapons Development.

Incidents regarding W-XOSH-089 are listed as follows.

Incident Log: IC502-Canine104

Incident Compiled By: Dr. Mackenzie Apll, Weapons Development.

Date of incident: December 2, 515.

Incident Category: Acinonyx.

Location: Room SL514, HRI, Hiddan City.

Summary: On December 2, 515 at approximately 11:34 am, Research Associates, Julianus Gonzalius and Trench Rosa, led by Research Partner Dr. Guillermageddon Juarez began a preliminary examination of W-XOSH-089 following its admittance into the special study program. The examination took place in examination room SL514 in the Live Weapons Wing of the Hiddan Research Institute. Research Partner Dr. Mackenzie Apll was in attendance, observing from the chamber’s adjoining security room through several analog screens. 089 was sedated and transported from its storage unit by security partners John Gunway and Tyler Henderson. The security personnel remained on standby in the observation chamber with Dr. Mackenzie. All personnel involved were of access level 10 or higher.

Standard KRO preliminary examination procedures were followed until 12:05 pm, when 089’s sedation began to wear off. 089 began to show stress symptoms, struggling in its bonds and making a distracting noise while the biopsy was performed. In accordance with procedure as outlined by Dr. Mordecai’s principal documentation of 089, effective sedation is to be administered vaporously in a controlled chamber, i.e. 089’s storage unit. Dr. Juarez was aware of this procedure, but rather than halting the examination, disregarded expected protocol in favor of an intravenous injection. Dr. Apll issued a warning at 12:06 pm, but was apparently ignored.

At 12:07 pm, Dr. Juarez began the injection, causing 089’s anomalous properties to activate. Simultaneously, 089 entered a seizure-like state. Readings at the time of activation indicate 089 created a bubble of accelerated spacetime in the area precisely surrounding Dr. Juarez, who immediately appeared to age at a rapid rate. Dr. Juarez appeared unable to move. Mr. Gonzalius and Ms. Rosa panicked and attempted a physical extraction of the doctor from the injection site. Upon contact with Dr. Mordecai, readings indicate the ‘time bubble’ engulfed the two associates and they too became unable to move followed by rapid aging. Mr. Gunway and Mr. Henderson attempted to intervene, but were denied access to the chamber by Dr. Apll due to safety concerns. Mr. Henderson then attempted to assault Dr. Apll, but was subdued through use of one (1) KRO standard conducted energy shock weapon.

By: 12:09 pm, Dr. Juarez , Mr. Gonzalius, and Ms. Rosa had collapsed from their standing positions and appeared to be in the process of decomposition. Readings at that moment indicated the time bubble was still active and the altered temporal distortion within was speeding up. At 12:11:09, all three research partners had disintegrated into heaps of dust and the time bubble collapsed. 089 returned to a normal state, but quickly renewed attempts to escape. At that time, Dr. Apll released an aerosol sedative into the chamber and upon 089 no longer showing signs of struggle, allowed security partner John Gunway to return 089 to its storage unit. At 12:13 pm, further security was summoned to escort Tyler Henderson to a temporary detention cell.

At 12:17 pm, Dr. Apll alerted Weapons Research Director Dr. Kray of the incident and at 12:21, performed a cursory study of the research partners’ remains. Dr. Apll determined through radiometric dating that the remains were roughly 4 billion (4,000,000,000) years old and appeared to show heavy amounts of erosion.

After report:

Once a proper sedative was administered, 089’s preliminary examination was completed by Dr. Apll and Dr. Mordecai the following day, December 2, 515 at 10:00 am. No incident occurred and 089 has since recovered from the live biopsy.

Dr. Juarez, Mr. Gonzalius, and Ms. Rosa’s remains were disposed of following standard KRO Anomalous Death Funerary practices on December 7, 515 at 9:15 am. Following subsequent missing person reports, their emergency contacts were informed of their passing on February 9, 616.

Dr. Apll requested that Tyler Henderson be released from employment. This request was denied.

Dr. Kray has expressed a general reminder to all personnel that sedation procedures must be followed as outlined in their respective containment documents.

Further information and recordings regarding this incident may be requested from the HRI’s Archival Department, Room SL109 open 9am - 8pm on weekdays.

Further information regarding the findings of W-XOSH-089's preliminary examination may be requested from Dr. Mackenzie Apll's office, Room 210 available 3pm - 5pm on Wednesdays.

End of Log.

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long time no see, reverend daughter

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Charlotte you are the funniest grown woman on earth

am i losing out on the overall ranking to a child ?

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And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds