basils-plants-and-potions

[basils-plants-and-potions]

We’re almost out of time. You’re… Basil, right? You need to listen. It’s coming. You need to lock down the shop. Block the doors and windows. Bring in anyone you want to protect.

"H-Huh!? What do you mean!?"

[basils-plants-and-potions]

Greetings Botanical Fellow!

I Am Here To Offer A Chance To Make Connections With Other Universes!

All You Need To Do To Sign Up Is Reblog The Pinned Post At: @crossover-connection-system

And Voilà, You Are On Track To Meeting Beings From Various Universes! ((note: we at the CCS are currently in the middle of a crossover round, and you may have to wait until next round to properly participate))

"I'm afraid that's a tad too complicated right now..."

[basils-plants-and-potions]

“Thank you. I’ll give this a shot. Honestly Hero and I have tried to get him off caffeine but he’s stubborn. Claiming that he’s fine and his brother and I have no reason to worry. I suppose I can’t blame him for wanting to avoid things that bother him…it’s…something that did for a long time too…and now I’m paying the price for my past mistakes.”

The young man seems to fidget as he places the potion in his black messenger bag.

“Apologies for rambling. Um you don’t have to answer this question if you’re uncomfortable but I’m curious how you learned how to make these sort of potions. Was it something you learned from your grandma or was it just something you decided to teach yourself?”

(Ps note from the mun: thank you for compliment in the tags of the last ask I appreciate it ^_^ )

"My alchemy is all self-taught, I suppose..."

"I had help from a friend at first, then they... passed..."

"Ace came in looking for a job, and now he's my trusted friend and co-worker! It's really helped me perfect my craft!"

[basils-plants-and-potions]

*a young man with one dark colored eye, a blue glass eye, and short black hair with a daisy in it walks into the shop*

“Hello I just wanted to express my gratitude for the anti-nightmare potion, it seemed to help one of my friends sleep well. Perhaps you could help me with another case? I have a friend that has had pretty severe insomnia since our Basil passed away and drinks an unhealthy amount of caffeine to keep himself awake. Do you have anything that might help him?”

"Well, for one thing, get them off so much caffeine. That's incredibly concerning."

"I have a knockout potion. I do recommend mixing the anti-nightmare potion with it for their consumption, as it seems you both have similar problems."

Anon got Knockout Potion x1!

[basils-plants-and-potions]

"I don't have any lemon saplings at the moment, but I do have some strawberry plants!"

supbreak20 got Strawberry Plant x1!

[basils-plants-and-potions]

HOW INTERESTING.

HOW VERY...

VERY...

INTERESTING.

IT APPEARS THAT...

YOU'RE STILL WAITING HERE...

WAITING FOR CUSTOMERS.

KNOWING FULLY WELL...

THAT YOU ARE A MERE PLAYTHING TO THEM.

WHY IS THAT...?

DO YOU ENJOY BEING TOYED WITH...?

BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO?

YOU NEED'NT ANSWER.

YOUR ACTIONS ANSWERED FOR YOU.

TAKE THIS...

AND USE IT'S POWER HOWEVER YOU LIKE.

* (You got a Shadow Crystal.)

"What the hell is this guy on..?"

[basils-plants-and-potions]

Guys PLEASE I need ACTIVITY i am GNAWING at my enclosure

[basils-plants-and-potions]

"Happy pride month, everyone!"

"And belated two year anniversary of this shops opening!"

[basils-plants-and-potions]

Exceptions. I need a distraction tonight so I'm trying to use this blog, I don't think it's working.

[basils-plants-and-potions]

DUDE YOU REBLOGGED THE ARCHITECTURE FUCKING POST TO THW WRONG BLOG

I KNOW ITS BEEN BASLETED AND REBLOGGED PROPPER

I will never live that embarrassment down tho. That was an awful post to rb to the wrong blog

[basils-plants-and-potions]

"Oh my god,,, Ace,,,, I feel so good,,,,"

"Basil, please, you're stoned."

[basils-plants-and-potions]

https://www.tumblr.com/basils-plants-and-potions/782587078279036928/drugs

*The Anon hands Basil their ID*

Give me the strongest weed you have.

Basil examines the ID.

"We sell the plant, not edibles."

Anon got Weed Plant x1!

[basils-plants-and-potions]

Tiny war criminal

I need to lobotomize someone from afar

Could you perchance assist me with this task? Perchance

"Your best shot is shooting them with a mini harpoon. Unfortunately, I don't sell those. You'll have to go to Death for that one."

[basils-plants-and-potions]

so if i was to

hypothetically

need to poison someone

but i couldn’t get near their food

what would you recommend?

this is all purely hypothetical of course

"Gas them."

[basils-plants-and-potions]

drugs

"Weed? I can do that."

"I need to see your ID first, though."

[basils-plants-and-potions]

Hello. I would like one Bradford Pear sapling. The stinkiest one you have.

"Of course!"

Anon got Bradford Pear Sapling x1!

[basils-plants-and-potions]

Do you have something that helps with preventing nightmares?

"Indeed I do! I hope you aren't allergic to lavender."

Anon got Anti-Nightmare potion x1!