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[insert bernie sanders meme] i am once again asking you to watch heartbreak high here

when i say 'god forbid women do anything' im talking about ameria wadia from heartbreak high

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when i say 'god forbid women do anything' im talking about ameria wadia from heartbreak high

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so people in the comments: what did we think of karma

"I couldn't be more disappointed with Gaby-Ann, she sewed rainbow sequins on the girls' costumes when we all agreed that they didn't fit with the subject matter of the choreography. Next time, we know who we can't trust."

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the other neighbours have gotten involved....

noo sorry im tired i stayed up listening to the rythmic sounds of my neighbour attempting to break down their own door with a piece of plastic

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noo sorry im tired i stayed up listening to the rythmic sounds of my neighbour attempting to break down their own door with a piece of plastic

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bad news: your old friend's mom died

good news: you just won high school reunion bingo

bad news: your friend just saw you strike 'dead mother' off your bingo card

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getting a time machine to go tell my younger self im thriving but all they care is about how many tumble notes i make a month and whether the little gay ppl on my shows are canon (they are, sometimes)

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you, the woke mob: dont light fire to the oval

me, an in(cel)tellectuale: *the accidental third testicle of my penis shaped courtyard fire sets fire to the school i just got fired from*

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never have i wanted a show to end on 'and it was all a dream' more than while watching one day

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there's two wolves inside of you; chronic oversharer vs still scared of strangers on the internet

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"that's just deutsche bahn" "haha you should never take db" im sorry for assuming that the efficiency/wir schaffen das country actually has functioning public transport

in the future there's gonna be these things called trains, which are like airplanes but they can carry more people and theyre way more spacious, and there's a view and so many beautiful women will be on it.

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I TAKE IT ALL BACK. deutsche bahn when i catch you,,,,,,, when i catch you deutsche bahn,,,, when i catch you

in the future there's gonna be these things called trains, which are like airplanes but they can carry more people and theyre way more spacious, and there's a view and so many beautiful women will be on it.

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there's free coffee on this bus i'm on (its like a car but you don't have to drive and lots of people can fit on it and the seats are comfy)

in the future there's gonna be these things called trains, which are like airplanes but they can carry more people and theyre way more spacious, and there's a view and so many beautiful women will be on it.

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in the future there's gonna be these things called trains, which are like airplanes but they can carry more people and theyre way more spacious, and there's a view and so many beautiful women will be on it.

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ive extended my theory to the following: when you can talk about gross shit with your friends, without feeling embarassed or them going like 'ew gross' you have achieved ultimate friendship

nobody tells you about the stage in a friendship where you discuss your stools. i don't think i've ever been happier than when a friend confides in me about their diarrhea.

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BREAKING NEWS: Two Heroes in Dire Condition After Visit to Spoiler and Black Bat's Secret Base. "A layer of cheeto dust covered all surfaces and the smell of dirty socks was ever present," says one victim, who goes by Nightwing.

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jason todd, the kind of man to get locked out of editing his own wikipedia page.