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silly oc fillers while i slowly gather more motivation to continue my KRABTLASBAHCO series :3

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update: i caught the stag!! :3 yaaaay

so i found a scorpion island 💀💀

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yea sex is cool but have u ever been treated like a priority instead an option

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so i found a scorpion island 💀💀

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stupid akihiro doodle i forgot to post

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istg if i hear ONE more person at my school utter any more brainrot words i'm dropping out

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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It makes me so fucking god damn happy they're basing the designs on the video games and not that piece of shit Netflix cartoon x3

This is Kojima's Alucard<3

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SIMON!!!!!!

I don't even care that it's just a new skin for Trevor and they didn't even bother taking out the scar. STILL SIMON<3!!!

The original Belmont is still the best I will fight you and you will lose

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HAUNTED CASTLE REVISITED HAUNTED CASTLE REVISITED HAUNTED CASTLE REVISITED

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"i know you better than you know yourself! >:("

no the fuck you do not 💀💀💀

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wowie zowie!! another one!! simon again, hwhegewh. second installment in my KRABTLASBCO rant series!! of course, this one is about CV2! :3 akin to my previous rant, this one is under the cut! wahoo, more yapping!!! ^_^

(⚠️ tw for discussions of rotting/decaying alive, basically [simon's curse] ⚠️)

MAIN MAN!!!!! SIMON'S QUEST SIMON!!!!! YEAAAGGHHH THAT'S MY BOY!!! ((resounding clapping and cheering))

i. Love this design. so much. i'd say off the bat that this is pretty functional!! but for sad reasons. :(

this outfit is a stark contrast to what we see in CV1. instead of a bunch of armour with lots of leather and metal accents, now we get simon in some sort of bodysuit, along with all-metal armour! additionally, simon doesn't have his cool headband in this one, which honestly makes me feel a little bit sad for some reason.

anyway, i can't really tell what sort of material the bodysuit even is, at least not with proper historical context. 💀 i would say that it could be leather, but the way the fabric wrinkles around simon's ankle despite the rest of it practically being vacuum-sealed on him, along with the way it's shaded, i honestly have no idea. probably some sort of cloth, but still,,, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

same goes for his boots, now that i'm taking a better look at them. they're a different colour than the rest of his bodysuit – the latter being a dark, blueish black (?) and his boots being a rather easy-on-the-eyes silver – but they're also vacuum sealed.

hell, they don't even really look like boots all that much; you can't see any buttons or laces or actual soles or anything. i mean, there is the possibility that simon put some sort of padding or insoles on the bottom of his feet before he squeezed himself into the bodysuit, but that's the only possibility i can really think of... (╥﹏╥)

and, for functionality with the bodysuit, i have no idea! i mean, considering simon is literally rotting under there due to his curse, the fabric of his bodysuit definitely does the job (at least somewhat...) of literally holding his body together. so that means that it should at least be durable, which is good.

considering, once again, that My Main Man Slimeon is pretty much about to collapse at this point, the bodysuit helps with that. it also aids general protection; his entire body is covered (along with the all-metal armour; more on that in a bit) in fabric (??), which shows that he's just less vulnerable. he has his guard up even more because why would he want to get cursed or just maybe even heavily injured in general AGAIN??? 💀

now, speaking of the all-metal armour, it is EVERYWHERE lmao. plus, there is armour in the places i talked about with CV1 simon! his knees and elbows are protected!! he also has pauldrons on BOTH sides!!! bringing back the loincloth motif from CV1 but this time it's metal!!! yeeeaaaaaaaghhh, awesome!!! :0

the armour isn't too thick, so it shouldn't hinder his movements too much. maybe. i'm just going with the assumption that although simon wants more protection in this armour, it wouldn't be heavy as to ruin his agony-riddled body even more, here. i dunno, that's just what i would do...

all-metal armour is definitely a wise choice! it seems our poor goober learned the hard way from getting cursed!! ahaha...hahaaa.... somebody please save him

anyway, my point still stands!! metal armour is obviously more fortified than leather. it's thicker and harder to cut through! (D:>...) but the poleyns and pauldrons, along with the chestplate and everything else just being metal? definitely more strong. i'm sure simon's willing to sacrifice a bit of flexibility in turn for overall protection. now, i still have no idea about the boots, gloves, and bodysuit overall, but otherwise i rate this armour a 10/10 in terms of strength and functionality.

now, for design and appearance!! (^vv^)

this design is also very, very memorable for me!! i do definitely miss the headband, but the bold, colourful armour makes up for it! i absolutely adore the gold and bejeweled accents! they really stand out in the armour, and the main purpleish red as the base colour for his outfit is pretty recognizable as a Simon Colour™, especially in his SSBU design (which i will also explore later :3)!!

although i have absolutely no idea what the idea for simon's gloves and boots was, i do still like them regardless!! the silver in contrast to the gold and maroon-ish/byzantine main accents really stands out!

ALSO. THE BOB??? god damn simon!!!! i honestly prefer him with longer hair because it's easier to draw, somehow... but i feel like that just makes this outfit even more unique! more people recognize simon with hair that's a tad longer, but this goofy little guy has SHORTER hair. very interesting!!! 10/10!!

tldr; strength and overall functionality: 10/10. appearance and overall design: 10/10.

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why the fuck do I have to be a sagittarius now. i don't even care about astrology and i'm pissed. fuck my stupid baka life

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I just want to have a friendgroup of vampires who are trans i think that would fix me

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i decided to hop on the "miku in your culture" bandwagon except i'm a fuckass canadian

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my brain is weird

like i have to wash my hands all the time because they always feel extremely dirty and greasy and tingly?? whenever i touch literally anything so i have to wash them 24/7

also if i open the fridge or lock the front door or flush the toilet for example i always get these prominent thoughts like "MAKE SURE YOU DID THAT THING." and even if i double check, when i go back to whatever i was doing earlier, half the time it's like "DO IT AGAIN"? like what???

i know what i did, i literally CHECKED. but apparently now i have to slam my body against the fridge to close it even though it's already closed and god forbid i use my hands because if i do i'll have to wash them like five times afterwards because WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY GREASY AND TINGLY NOW WHAT AM I EXPERIENCING and if i try to ignore the Fridge Thoughts i get mentally screamed at because apparently if i Do Not do something that i already did, THE FRIDGE WILL BE OPEN FOREVER AND THE COLD AIR WILL SEEP OUT AND ALL OF YOUR FOOD WILL ROT

:/ does anyone else have to deal with this? especially the tingly hands thing. it's really fucking weird man