Woman with a battitude. Connoisseur of cheeses and breakfast foods, lover of gin and tonic, writer of words, addicted to coffee and ao3, theatre queer, holding on to fandom community building with superglue and spite.Forever in love with Serena Campbell and Bernie Wolfe, struck in the heart by Dulcie Collins in Deadloch. Guess work competent women with messy hair and private lives are my kryptonite.(she/her, at the start of her fifties)
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Tag game: Without naming them, post (up to) 10 gifs of characters that altered your brain chemistry✨
Thanks for tagging me @modestflamboyance ! 😊
This was as lot of fun and quite difficult to narrow down. Also one of these did alter my brain permanently, but given that they are book characters, gif sets are nearly nonexistent. 😄
In no particular order:

I’m tagging @elphiessolsikke @tebarambles @daisydoctor13 @veganpepsibaby @shippingsincebeforeyouwereborn @ktlsyrtis ☺️
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Berena Appreciation Week
Day 3-Favourite dynamic.
Berena and Jason
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Starting a collection




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Innocence incorporated!
#noooooo he wouldn’t throw a temper tantrum at the neighbour for just existing#it’s a bat’s life#linus the dog
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Ooky!! 😍 I feel like Ooky will give excellent hugs. 100/10 would hug!
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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.
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lol 😄
If I forgo the double barrelled name and go with just the first one (which I normally do, because who’s got the time for a 16 letters first name) I’m around the 12.650th place.
OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags.
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Writers of a crime show: “And then she was shot!”
Me: Oh no!
Writers: “In the stomach.”
Me: Oh shit.
Writers: “Her colleagues have to find her in the abandoned building that has to be at least about an hour back and forth to the hospital.”
Me: RIP, I guess.
Writers: “But of course they found her in time. Everything went well at the hospital and three days later she was out and about, helping to solve the murder of her fiancée.”
Me: WTF? That’s not how this bloody works. I know fanfic writers taking more care in researching stuff like this. This is so dumb, it’s infuriating.
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"What came first, the chicken or the egg?" Asked the sphinx. To which you answer: "The egg. It's the egg." You need to spend an hour explaining descent with modification before it begrudgingly acquiesces.
#ME!! every time this comes up#the egg. of course it’s the egg.#descent modification!!!#or evolution as you may call it
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#hard choice between librarian and museum curator#glad to see that i’m on the expected wavelength with the rest of tumblr#missing marine biologist as a choice though 😄#i feel like that career choice tops molecular biologists#at least in sexiness#definitely not money wise 😂#tumblr polls
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German children’s tv show mascot Bernd das Brot would do numbers if he had a tumblr account:

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Given that I’m living in a country where aircon isn’t a thing, I’m currently lying in the shadows at the allotment. I’m only going to move to get cold drinks or ice lollies from the fridge and I’m trying not to melt before sundown.
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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A beaver dam in British Columbia showing its ability to hold back sediment pollution during heavy rainfall.
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