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I was rewatching The Good Place and was wondering why Tahani and Michael didn’t have soulmates while Eleanor, Chidi, Jason, and Janet had them. I realized that Tahani didn’t need a soulmate because her arc is her realizing that she doesn’t need anyone to define her own happiness. Michael’s arc is about his redemption from being selfish and evil to a good person who cares about his friends.

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(Kevin and Sophie skipping stones on lake.)

Sophie: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Kevin, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

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Eliot: Hardison, I like this guy.

Hardison: Ask him to watch a movie.

Eliot: Wanna go to the movies this weekend?

Hardison: No, I meant ask him.

Eliot: Just did.

Hardison: What did he say?

EIiot: You tell me. I like you, dumbass.

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Parker: I spy with my little eye something that starts with S.

Hardison: Sunshine?

Parker: No.

Eliot: She’s talking about Nate and Sophie.

Hardison: Sexual tension?

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Eliot: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Sophie: You’re literally making flower crowns for Parker and Hardison as we speak.

Eliot, pointing a rose stem threateningly: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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Hardison: Eliot, why are you lying face down on the floor?

Eliot: I have depression.

Hardison: Ah.

Eliot: I've also been stabbed three times.

Hardison: Eliot what the fuck-

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Danny: Mickey, can you do the thing?

Mickey: What thing?

Danny: The thing that makes me happy.

Mickey: Oh, *smiles*

Danny: Thanks, *heart eyes*

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