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batserebus · 2 months ago
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I was rewatching The Good Place and was wondering why Tahani and Michael didn’t have soulmates while Eleanor, Chidi, Jason, and Janet had them. I realized that Tahani didn’t need a soulmate because her arc is her realizing that she doesn’t need anyone to define her own happiness. Michael’s arc is about his redemption from being selfish and evil to a good person who cares about his friends.
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batserebus · 2 months ago
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(Kevin and Sophie skipping stones on lake.)
Sophie: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Kevin, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.
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batserebus · 2 months ago
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Eliot: Hardison, I like this guy.
Hardison: Ask him to watch a movie.
Eliot: Wanna go to the movies this weekend?
Hardison: No, I meant ask him.
Eliot: Just did.
Hardison: What did he say?
EIiot: You tell me. I like you, dumbass.
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batserebus · 2 months ago
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Parker: I spy with my little eye something that starts with S.
Hardison: Sunshine?
Parker: No.
Eliot: She’s talking about Nate and Sophie.
Hardison: Sexual tension?
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batserebus · 2 months ago
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Eliot: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Sophie: You’re literally making flower crowns for Parker and Hardison as we speak.
Eliot, pointing a rose stem threateningly: You’re on thin fucking ice.
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batserebus · 2 months ago
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Hardison: Eliot, why are you lying face down on the floor?
Eliot: I have depression.
Hardison: Ah.
Eliot: I've also been stabbed three times.
Hardison: Eliot what the fuck-
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batserebus · 2 months ago
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Danny: Mickey, can you do the thing?
Mickey: What thing?
Danny: The thing that makes me happy.
Mickey: Oh, *smiles*
Danny: Thanks, *heart eyes*
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