batvader-joker
batvader-joker
All dam ships
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batvader-joker · 6 years ago
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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Hah hah hah hah hah fuck you
People who say “Sleep is for the weak” are actually weakening themselves with sleep deprivation.
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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If you can relate to any of these posts, follow us @anxietyproblem​
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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Message to all parents
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- not taking your child’s injuries seriously when they’re younger, may make them feel like they can’t tell you anything when they’re older. 
 - PLEASE let your kids take personal days once in a while once they reach high school. 
 - grades are NOT everything. you can get plenty of well paying jobs now without having to go to college. 
- really strict parenting WILL lead to sneaky kids. trust me. 
 - let them be who they want. they can’t change who they are, whether it be sexual orientation, gender identity or anything else. they need someone to support them.
 - ^never say “they’re too young to know" 
- 1 in 5 teenagers deal with mental illnesses of some sort. please make sure they know. 
 - you can’t MAKE them choose an educational field. 
 - even an A+ student, who’s a star athlete can be suicidal. 
 - MENTAL HEALTH COMES FIRST 
- self harm is more common amongst teenagers than you think. it’s not always cutting (or on wrists). PLEASE BE AWARE. 
 - sex ed. doesn’t teach them anything 
- tattoos and piercing aren’t "unprofessional” anymore. 
 - if they have depression, please DO NOT call them lazy. it’s almost the worst insult you could say. 
 - if their grades are dropping for no reason, ask about it, don’t assume things. 
 - most teenagers don’t have high self esteem. don’t make it worse. 
 - school is much harder now than it ever has been before. 
 - not everyone on the Internet is a predator. 
 - take them seriously. 
 - don’t take their phones/ computers away from them, as that is severing a link to what they feel could be the only people that understand and care about them. 
 - don’t get mad at them for always being on their phones/ computers. they have friends online and its absolute hell to get yelled at by your parents for talking to your friends.
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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All cats are beautiful
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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I just wish my mum would see this. I can't go on like this.
If your child’s grades are dropping
DO NOT:
Yell at them for three hours
Take away their devices and look through them
Make them sit in their rooms in silent and do their homework alone
Side with the teacher and not get your child’s side of the story
Tell them that their grades are the most important thing they should worry about
INSTEAD:
Ask if they’re having trouble with other students or teachers
Sit down with them and help them with what they don’t understand
Speak calmly instead of yelling
Don’t invade their privacy by looking through their devices
Don’t take away their hobbies as punishment
Never make them feel unsafe or unable to trust you
This has been a message from a struggling high school junior that wishes their own parents actually did this stuff.
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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mutuals do this
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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OMG, finally! Some high res scans of these Willowson drawings!
I’ve got three more on their way. I hope to finish them tonight or tomorrow. :D
UPDATE:
Last three done! *whew*
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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Things that will always make me laugh:
People throwing themselves full body at a wall
PATRICIAAAAA!
“oh my gawd! my berries!”
People talking with speech jammers
Kittens being clumsy
That part of Milo and Otis where Otis runs right over one of his puppies
“tis only a flesh wound”
“Logan and I are playing dress up, Virgil’s making us question our existence and I found a dollar”
Things flying that shouldn’t be
Doors in places without easy access
Freeze frames on super awkward facial expressions
“I FUCKING LOVE COLORING”
Really ridiculous Nick nacks
“it’s a Chris pine”
“YEET”
Someone not reacting to something hitting them in the face
“you better watch out, you better watch out, you BETTER watch OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT”
Things that are just utterly ABSURD
“uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does”
The gay and wondrous life if Caleb Gallo
Monty Python, just anything by them
Mr Bean
“Judas… No”
“we can’t let people know we SIT”
Markiplier with cheezits on his head
Thomas Sanders
Good Mythical Morning
“I wanna be a cowboy baby”
Ridiculously energetic infomercials
Basically just shit posts
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
Hh
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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Percy Jackson could’ve been a huge movie franchise
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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“Please protect me”
My favourite scene from Gosick~
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batvader-joker · 7 years ago
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IMPORTANT!
It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!
Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!
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