I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…
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J.R.R. Tolkien‘s full name:
Jolkien Rolkien R. Tolkien
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when u show love to your pet and they end up sitting on your lap but u got things to go do
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hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.
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I had a dream abt weed
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who tried to do my chem homework for me last time
pyrobe do my chem homework
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security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
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soulja boy tell em. im too shy
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when you’re out looking for pokemon but then the server crashes and you’re forced to enjoy nature
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[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens
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my friend Dylan just sent me this…
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anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death
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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
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i love pokemon go
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My experience with Pokemon Go so far
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