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Live reactions watching The Dark Knight for the first time

a.k.a a girl loosing her mind for 2h straight

Only 20mins in but I love that the Joker is literally the people’s criminal (I don’t know his motivations yet but him striking against organised crime screams IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS (he’s better))

No because why does this movie is so serious but has so many great jokes/funny moments

I fucking miss small phones. Why do I have to break my fingers just to hold my piece of shit iphone smh

Is there an Eminem reference???

The bitch is telling a second story of how he got the scars. Like the first I believed but now I just think he did it to himself for the sheer drama of it all. The man’s a theatre diva through and through

OH WAIT, I STOPPED AT THE BEGINNING OF HIS EXPLANATION. Regardless, I don’t believe he did it for any other reason than being dramatic

Gurl, Joker’s just an agent of chaos, you will never get him of in his pants

Why am I literally predicting the next words smh

I didn’t know how many references I use that came from this movie. The writing’s spectacular in that sense. There’s something to be said for it ingraining itself in our culture

NOT YOU COMPLETE ME. IM SCREAMINGGGGG

WAIIIIT HARVEY BECOMES TWOFACEEEE????

Joker is so Aries coded

HE LITERALLY CALLED HIMSELF AN AGENT OF CHAOS. I SWEAR TO GO IVE NEVER SAW THE MOVIE FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY LIFE I AVOIDED BATMAN MOVIES BECAUSE THEY SEEMED LIKE A DRAG SO FOR ME TO GUESS THREE FUCKING MOMENTS JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD… my mind’s blown because I never payed attention that much to joker joker. if anything i still think that the animated joker is THE JOKER because I vaguely watched it as a kid

How come bat’s weakness is dogs?

I was surprisingly genuinely so engrossed in it

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tiramisu ice cream save me… save me tiramisu ice cream

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

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You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

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open every window, write a list of everything you need to do, hide your phone, start on laundry, wash dishes, use your hands, have a method, put cotton sheets on the bed, the scent of dewy garden flowers, tidy the shelves, clean every nook, more candlelight, bridge the distance between the romantic and the mundane

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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once I finish watching the next to normal proshot, im gonna be soooo not normal about it

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The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

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browsing social media in 2025 feels like this. ragebait. fearmongering. ragebait. ragebait. misinformation. straight up lies. ads. engagement bait. more ragebait. doesn’t matter. don’t care. cute cat picture

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okay but saying "i wish i had known you sooner" — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

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Chastity Claire, my absolute darling 🥰

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shout out to the Mel and Rani's "i never think about you" "oh you think about me every. single. night😌" to Mel, a beautiful lesbian moment for the ages

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sparkle on! its the first day of the fifth month in the year the albatross came to the south-western halls. forget who you are

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There is a theory that watching unbearable stories about other people lost in grief and rage is good for you—may cleanse you of your darkness. Do you want to go down to the pits of yourself all alone? Not much. What if an actor could do it for you? Isn't that why they are called actors? They act for you. You sacrifice them to action. And this sacrifice is a mode of deepest intimacy of you with your own life.

Anne Carson, from Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Euripides; Tragedy: A Curious Art Form

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The Doctor selling insurance is insane because I’ve never seen someone cause more uninsurable damage than them.