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First day of being a pilot! Ugh my copilots so annoying. “You’re too low, we are gonna die” ugh shut up
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Every night I lay with my mouth open, hoping spaghetti will magically appear
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What I thought Cattails would look like:
What it actually looks like:
#cattails#its actually a good game#but looking on those faces fills me with dread and laughter#i love them all#but they are haunted by the sins of their past#i reccomend it#i have done almost nothing but play it for 2 days#ive already logged hours#what sins do your eyes hold Pebble#what are you hiding Arthur#i love you but#the nintendo articles led me astray
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The spice girls giveth, and the spice girls taketh away
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Never before I have been so betrayed. I welcomed you into my home and like a wasp, so unprovoked, so unasked, you slapped my metaphorical face and pissed into my accompanying mouth. I was an ant, harmlessly bringing sugar into my den to feed on but little did I know that you would be the poison that is my ultimate downfall, my greatest shame
Fuck you Scrubbing Bubbles TM
#motherfuck#i cant even believe this shit#i left it on for like 15 minutes#wiped away and it did literally nothing#i have never been so astounded and made furious#my Mrs Meyers is everything youre not#you were the cloud of my picnic#the overcast skies at my meteor shower party#the utter destruction that made me understand Pompeii#you stand before me with your innocent eyes that hide only trickery and deceit#begone wench#i trifle with you no longer
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Poptropica is the biggest example of corporate greed I could show to children
#the free islands suck#the only good one is 24 carrot#and that was made when i was still a kid#now i need a membership???#4 ads were playing the whole time#not including the ad content in the game you need to pass a fuck million times to get anywherw#what happeneed to the pizazz#i dont want to work to get a free ticket to a convention#thats not a fun game#what happened#poptropica#capitalism#my bastion of childhood innocence is broken#farewell youth
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Last night I dreamt I was at a really fancy gathering and was eating two breadsticks at once and tried to go into a restricted area by accident so I turned around to go back to the party and the security followed me and I got so panicky I crouched on the floor and hissed at them like a goblin
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Ah yes the MCU
Madagascar cinimatic universe
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You wake up and walk around your house aimlessly
You just hang out, eating, processing information
Suddenly a hand grabs you and all your things and wrenches you in the air then places you in a larger house
Food and water falls from the sky
The life of a houseplant
#staring at my plants#its been too long#the outside world is a myth#all my plants are named dave#they are beautiful#shit post
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Remember that time I got hair dye on my face and thought rubbing nail polish remover on it would help
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My beef had a dream we went to a costume party and I went as one of those big satellites that like NASA has and I just stood in the corner slowly turning my dish
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I’m not like MOST girls
I put my pants on two legs at a time
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“Someday
Someone
Will eat the last ass”
- my bf, still too sleepy
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“Cows eat grass
But we eat ass”
- my bf, too sleepy
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