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I take offense to this

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I think I finally get it.

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I just got really angry at something but I can't for the life of me remember what it was, so now I'm just rather confused.

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Prev is very tall and mean to ducks. they're also NOT very fun to talk to @thehatmenace @dukadhd

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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I assumed this guy was a NPC but he has his own room for some reason in the intermission. he also doesn't have and X over his picture so Caine must know he's just lurking around the circus.

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what does a mollusk use rather than texting?

E-SNAIL!!!

@leekandpotatosoop please, I need you to say it was a good joke.

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I love this miserable sewer rat of a man so much

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I hate how much of a matryoshka doll my mind is

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I tried redrawing this image. I don't think I fully understood what made sheep scary at the time

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how that school project is gonna turn out at this rate

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fucking insane that i’ve somehow managed to be no one’s favorite anything

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posting this so i can claim the title of being the first person to point it out

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while I not really a fan of either, waffles seem to be more consistent in their mediocrity, whereas pancakes can be bad at times. @thehatmenace @dukadhd

I'm boutta start a war on Tumblr

Pancakes or Waffles (Reblog with answer then tag more people)

@mifgirlcomics @belladeezbombz

@mosslover999 @the-real-great-papyrus

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Marcus

Philip

my brand new guys!

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@leekandpotatosoop @hostofthepersever @livelaughloveducklings @nightmantras WHICH ONE OF YOU SCOUNDRELS VOTED AGAINST JENGA!

@leekandpotatosoop said that I they couldn't make Jenga a movie because it "has no story" so here is

Exposition:

Jango is a living wooden block, which are referred to as jangles. He, like most other jangles, lives in a stack, a type of wooden tower. After going about his daily business in the stack he attempts to leave to fetch some materials. 

On his way out jango is met by a much larger jangle that acts as the door named michaela, as it turns out, while the jangles in the stack are small the walls of the stack are made of the larger building jangles. Micheala complains to Jango about how much she hates being a building jangle, and especially being the one used as a door, she would rather be one of the jangles that acts as legs to move the stack in case of emergency. jango mentions wanting to go to the double stacks, the two tallest stacks in the world, but michaela thinks it would be unwise to go on such a long journey, especially with the toppled roaming the lands

As jango leaves the stack he steps out into a world of cardboard trees and rocks, while gathering cardboard and other materials jango catches a glimpse of a zombified jangle before promptly hiding behind a tree until the coast is clear, while hiding he realizes what he saw was one of the toppled

Inciting incident:

Panicked, Jango races back to stack but finds it being picked apart and destroyed by giant hands emerging from the sky on long arms. Stunned at what he is seeing, Jango freezes until he is noticed by one of the hands and is forced to flee into the woods. After a restless night wandering the woods, Jango runs into Michaela, who believed she was the only one to have escaped. After Jango asks about the hands she tells him that she believes they’re called topplers and that she had heard stories about them. They realize there only option is to make their way to the double stacks to seek refuge, as the other smaller stacks can’t be seen from a distance 

Rising action:

On their way to the double stacks they are halted by a ravine, but Michaela simply knocks over a tree to act as a bridge. Over the course of their journey the encounter other obstacle such as a hoard of toppled that come together to form a evil moving stack and a sea of wood chips from the jangles the topplers have discarded (i would describe all of this but i’m too lazy) 

Once they arrive at the double stacks they are barred entry as the stacks are under lockdown. Michaela and jango turn around and discover why

Climax:

They are met with the sight of hundreds of topplers and toppled approaching the stacks. Dozens of building jangles are sent out as front lines. Jango suggests they help fight but Michaela believes they should leave, as she does not want Jango to be killed in the crossfire. Despite micheala’s protest jango rushes forward towards the toppled and michaela runs after him. (insert cool janga action sequence where all the blocks and hands are fighting)

Eventually jango and michael end up being cornered after one of the two stacks is knocked down, in a last ditch effort to save his life michaela throws jango into the air and away from the topplers. Jango is thrown so high up that he manages to get above the clouds and sees that the topplers are not actually separate arms, but are in reality one mass  of arms tangled together like a ball of yarn. After landing back on the ground jango comes up with a plan. He lures one of the topplers hands until it is forced to lower its entire body to reach him, he then enlist micheala’s aid in knocking over the second and final tower, the tower lands on the toppler, defeating it. As a result of the topplers death all of the toppled are reverted back to normal jangles

Falling action:

While they’ve defeated the topplers they both realize that they have no home to go to now that both towers are gone, but now without the treat of topplers they have all the time they need to rebuild

Resolution:

About a month later we see Jango, a micheala living in the new tower they built, and now that defense isn't as necessary, michaela no longer has to act as a wall or door for the stack and can instead act as a leg. In the meantime jango is off cataloging the different types of cardboard trees.

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@leekandpotatosoop said that I they couldn't make Jenga a movie because it "has no story" so here is

Exposition:

Jango is a living wooden block, which are referred to as jangles. He, like most other jangles, lives in a stack, a type of wooden tower. After going about his daily business in the stack he attempts to leave to fetch some materials. 

On his way out jango is met by a much larger jangle that acts as the door named michaela, as it turns out, while the jangles in the stack are small the walls of the stack are made of the larger building jangles. Micheala complains to Jango about how much she hates being a building jangle, and especially being the one used as a door, she would rather be one of the jangles that acts as legs to move the stack in case of emergency. jango mentions wanting to go to the double stacks, the two tallest stacks in the world, but michaela thinks it would be unwise to go on such a long journey, especially with the toppled roaming the lands

As jango leaves the stack he steps out into a world of cardboard trees and rocks, while gathering cardboard and other materials jango catches a glimpse of a zombified jangle before promptly hiding behind a tree until the coast is clear, while hiding he realizes what he saw was one of the toppled

Inciting incident:

Panicked, Jango races back to stack but finds it being picked apart and destroyed by giant hands emerging from the sky on long arms. Stunned at what he is seeing, Jango freezes until he is noticed by one of the hands and is forced to flee into the woods. After a restless night wandering the woods, Jango runs into Michaela, who believed she was the only one to have escaped. After Jango asks about the hands she tells him that she believes they’re called topplers and that she had heard stories about them. They realize there only option is to make their way to the double stacks to seek refuge, as the other smaller stacks can’t be seen from a distance 

Rising action:

On their way to the double stacks they are halted by a ravine, but Michaela simply knocks over a tree to act as a bridge. Over the course of their journey the encounter other obstacle such as a hoard of toppled that come together to form a evil moving stack and a sea of wood chips from the jangles the topplers have discarded (i would describe all of this but i’m too lazy) 

Once they arrive at the double stacks they are barred entry as the stacks are under lockdown. Michaela and jango turn around and discover why

Climax:

They are met with the sight of hundreds of topplers and toppled approaching the stacks. Dozens of building jangles are sent out as front lines. Jango suggests they help fight but Michaela believes they should leave, as she does not want Jango to be killed in the crossfire. Despite micheala’s protest jango rushes forward towards the toppled and michaela runs after him. (insert cool janga action sequence where all the blocks and hands are fighting)

Eventually jango and michael end up being cornered after one of the two stacks is knocked down, in a last ditch effort to save his life michaela throws jango into the air and away from the topplers. Jango is thrown so high up that he manages to get above the clouds and sees that the topplers are not actually separate arms, but are in reality one mass  of arms tangled together like a ball of yarn. After landing back on the ground jango comes up with a plan. He lures one of the topplers hands until it is forced to lower its entire body to reach him, he then enlist micheala’s aid in knocking over the second and final tower, the tower lands on the toppler, defeating it. As a result of the topplers death all of the toppled are reverted back to normal jangles

Falling action:

While they’ve defeated the topplers they both realize that they have no home to go to now that both towers are gone, but now without the treat of topplers they have all the time they need to rebuild

Resolution:

About a month later we see Jango, a micheala living in the new tower they built, and now that defense isn't as necessary, michaela no longer has to act as a wall or door for the stack and can instead act as a leg. In the meantime jango is off cataloging the different types of cardboard trees.