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@rysiutokwiat

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I was one of those fuckers who shipped Henry Cavil Superman and Ben Aflick Batman cuz AFLICK IS SOOOOOOO PATHETIC BRO. Aflick is manfalure to perfection, his Batman is so soulless he need some dick. And Cavil Superman is like a scary dom who'd snap your arm while fucking ya. Them versions too dark smh. Now I got these absolute sweetheart looking pookies that I shall forever cherish because yes. THEY ARE MORE SHIPPABLEEEE. Their characters are so much better represented. I was getting tired of this serious handsome no bullshit Superman everyone else was doing. Pattison and Corenswet where the best decision ever made for the DC i swear

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#tag yourself, which dennis reynolds mood are you?

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I bet being a man and needing to tell your guy friend you love him but not being able to talk about your feelings so you beat the crap out of each other instead feels good as fuck

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I was never into the superbat ship until now. This Clark FUCKS and this Bruce CRIES DURING SEX.

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I'm so real that I like my own posts

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I'm gonna need every cast and crew member to surrender their phones to me so I can find every single BTS photo we've yet to see.

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Thanks to that bitch I now feel uncomfortable writing my fic and feel lost and cold. I feel sick and dissy and I'm failing miserably at attempting to fix it.

Mind you I fucking tagged the fic as Explicit and Dead Dove: Do Not Eat. That should be enough to warn you that there will be terrible TERRIBLE things. It's literally the best and most direct tag out there. I don't have to tag every single horrible thing. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat means exactly what it says! I'm saying the fic is horrible and horrible things happen. How dare you say you got disturbed? I literally told you it was a Dead Dove. Idgaf. It's comments like this that kill authors who WRITE FOR FREE! I WRITE FOR WHO WANTS TO READ and I mainly write to please my urges to write crazy shit. You shouldn't have taken a risk if you are so easily disturbed! There are ratings and tags for a reason. It's fucking explicit, it says rape/non-con, it says graphic depictions of violence and it says underage sex. YOU CAN'T GET WORSE THAN THAT! YOU JUST CAN'T! Not to mention all the other tags, which seem fine but come ON THE RATING AND ARCHIVE WARNINGS ARE A RED HERRING! How much more do I have to tag this shit to keep snowflakes away?

Do people not read the fucking archive warnings or rating? They could have just, like not said anything and go on on their day. They talking as if I wrote the most horrible thing in history. Which kinda crazy cuz its not (if only I could become infamous but I'm barely scratching the surface on truly disturbing). At least I was told I am a good story teller (which I fucking am). And I was complemented on plot and formating, which was said as if it could soften the blow of someone whinning about not liking something instead of shutting the fuck up. If you had PAYED for what I wrote THEN you have the right to complain and bitch ALL YOU WANT! Gosh this makes me not wanna receive any comments at all, I dread mean unnecessary comments. So sorry you ruined your Ao3 name by being in the pool of my kudos. Everyone will know just how badly you hated it.

When I kudo too early, and I end up hating a fic. I don't say shit. I CLICK THE BACK AND LEAVE IT AT THAT. They deserve the kudo even if I'm left disturbed. I took the chance and risk to read it and I kudo even if I hated it. I will always kudo shit even if I started a chapter and hated it half way. Authors deserve the kudos. I would NEVER tell an ff author I regret giving them a kudo. That's beyond cruel.

I am glad they disappointed in themselves. I am too, shocked the snowflake took the time to write about how disturbed I got them. Oh oh oh nooo! I disturbed someone! Whatever shall poor little ol' me do! Fuck you honestly. Fuck you to hell and back you bitch. Im also sorry you don't fucking read! I warned you!

It said: Dead Fucking Dove: Do Not Fucking Eat

Gosh it's like fucking Kindergarten. Have some sense and don't say shit. You don't know what the author is living. You don't know why they write to escape from reality. You don't know if I think about killing myself everyday because I know I'm a fucking useless piece of shit that should die and perish. Don't say mean unnecessary shit to people you don't know, if you knew me you could talk but you don't fucking know me. You don't have the right to whine to me that you got disturbed. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ, TOO MAD YOU KUDO TOO EARLY I AM SOOOOOOO GLAD YOU REGRET IT. I'm so fucking glad I hurt you as badly as you hurt me.

I fucking hope you can't find peace because you clicked on something with so many warnings. I'm glad you are disturbed. You deserve it for not FUCKING READING RIGHT. I hope you take this as a lesson and not read shit that says Dead Dove if you can't handle it.

I know it's stupid but I am unbelievable upset that something I shared for free was trashed on. It just, upsets me so much that you read it. Why did you read it? Why did I have to know you were disturbed? Why? Why? Why? Why the fuck did you read it? Im so sorry Hiccup is evil and Viggo is disgusting. That's exactly what I'm writing them as. I'm glad you are perceptive as a reader. I'm glad this didn't sit well with you. Because you were warned multiple times.

Now I know I have to over tag the shit out of everything. I'll give you that. Just to keep whiny bitches outta my fucking way.

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Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

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The Holy Trinity

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Fanfiction is the literal embodiment of “if you want something done right, do it yourself”

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NO MORE ZERO COMMENTS BINGO EVENT!!!

Hi everyone!!! As you all know, I'm going away for a week, but I didn't want to leave you with nothing to do, so @circus-complex and I have made a bingo card for you all to do!

The rules are simple. Leave a comment on a fic that has no comments and fits one of the criteria on the bingo card. This time, you can only use a fic for one square each, so if you get a full house you will have left 16 comments!

Post your bingo card with the hashtag #nomorezerocommentsbingo and tag this blog, and I'll reblog as many as I can. Have fun! If you have any questions, absolutely feel free to ask.

More information and tips under the cut <3

The prompts are designed to be easy to filter for, but certain criteria may be hard to find for some fandoms. Try fandoms you don't read often or haven't read for a while, or even reading fandom-blind! The challenges are designed to be a little harder, and are not required to get a full house.

If English is not your native language but you normally read in English, reading in English still counts towards the bonus challenge. Fics translated into your native language do not count.

If you have commented on every single fic you have ever read (or there are no fics you've read previously that have no comments), leave a comment on any fic you've read before and I'll let it count because I'm nice like that

We chose 2015 as the 'read before' cut off because that's the year I (the admin) started writing fic!

"50 or less fics in the tag" can be a character, relationship or fandom tag.

A lot of people struggled to read 10k word fics for the last bingo card, so hopefully 5k will be easier for everyone!

A crossover fic should be a crossover between two distinct fandoms. For example, a crossover between two different Star Wars properties doesn't count, but a Star Wars x Batman crossover would.

"Not from the spreadsheet" is any no comment fic you found on your own without looking at the spreadsheet. It can be by an author who is on the spreadsheet but doesn't have that specific fic on there.

If a fic had zero comments when you decided to read it for this challenge, but by the time you finish it has received a comment, then I'll let that count too.

Hopefully this is enough information for you all, but please ask if you have any questions or need clarification <3

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Mind you I fucking tagged the fic as Explicit and Dead Dove: Do Not Eat. That should be enough to warn you that there will be terrible TERRIBLE things. It's literally the best and most direct tag out there. I don't have to tag every single horrible thing. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat means exactly what it says! I'm saying the fic is horrible and horrible things happen. How dare you say you got disturbed? I literally told you it was a Dead Dove. Idgaf. It's comments like this that kill authors who WRITE FOR FREE! I WRITE FOR WHO WANTS TO READ and I mainly write to please my urges to write crazy shit. You shouldn't have taken a risk if you are so easily disturbed! There are ratings and tags for a reason. It's fucking explicit, it says rape/non-con, it says graphic depictions of violence and it says underage sex. YOU CAN'T GET WORSE THAN THAT! YOU JUST CAN'T! Not to mention all the other tags, which seem fine but come ON THE RATING AND ARCHIVE WARNINGS ARE A RED HERRING! How much more do I have to tag this shit to keep snowflakes away?

Do people not read the fucking archive warnings or rating? They could have just, like not said anything and go on on their day. They talking as if I wrote the most horrible thing in history. Which kinda crazy cuz its not (if only I could become infamous but I'm barely scratching the surface on truly disturbing). At least I was told I am a good story teller (which I fucking am). And I was complemented on plot and formating, which was said as if it could soften the blow of someone whinning about not liking something instead of shutting the fuck up. If you had PAYED for what I wrote THEN you have the right to complain and bitch ALL YOU WANT! Gosh this makes me not wanna receive any comments at all, I dread mean unnecessary comments. So sorry you ruined your Ao3 name by being in the pool of my kudos. Everyone will know just how badly you hated it.

When I kudo too early, and I end up hating a fic. I don't say shit. I CLICK THE BACK AND LEAVE IT AT THAT. They deserve the kudo even if I'm left disturbed. I took the chance and risk to read it and I kudo even if I hated it. I will always kudo shit even if I started a chapter and hated it half way. Authors deserve the kudos. I would NEVER tell an ff author I regret giving them a kudo. That's beyond cruel.

I am glad they disappointed in themselves. I am too, shocked the snowflake took the time to write about how disturbed I got them. Oh oh oh nooo! I disturbed someone! Whatever shall poor little ol' me do! Fuck you honestly. Fuck you to hell and back you bitch. Im also sorry you don't fucking read! I warned you!

It said: Dead Fucking Dove: Do Not Fucking Eat

Gosh it's like fucking Kindergarten. Have some sense and don't say shit. You don't know what the author is living. You don't know why they write to escape from reality. You don't know if I think about killing myself everyday because I know I'm a fucking useless piece of shit that should die and perish. Don't say mean unnecessary shit to people you don't know, if you knew me you could talk but you don't fucking know me. You don't have the right to whine to me that you got disturbed. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ, TOO MAD YOU KUDO TOO EARLY I AM SOOOOOOO GLAD YOU REGRET IT. I'm so fucking glad I hurt you as badly as you hurt me.

I fucking hope you can't find peace because you clicked on something with so many warnings. I'm glad you are disturbed. You deserve it for not FUCKING READING RIGHT. I hope you take this as a lesson and not read shit that says Dead Dove if you can't handle it.

I know it's stupid but I am unbelievable upset that something I shared for free was trashed on. It just, upsets me so much that you read it. Why did you read it? Why did I have to know you were disturbed? Why? Why? Why? Why the fuck did you read it? Im so sorry Hiccup is evil and Viggo is disgusting. That's exactly what I'm writing them as. I'm glad you are perceptive as a reader. I'm glad this didn't sit well with you. Because you were warned multiple times.

Now I know I have to over tag the shit out of everything. I'll give you that. Just to keep whiny bitches outta my fucking way.