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Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

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Jaskier: So what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Geralt does? What if he jumps off a cliff?

Y/N: If Geralt were to jump off a cliff he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of the entry. So yes, if you see Geralt jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Jaskier: You jump off a cliff.

Y/N: Gladly. Provided Geralt did first.

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Y/N: Geralt, this is my mother. Mom this is my Geralt.

Y/N: *Realizing what they just said* Wait, no- that's not what I-

Geralt: *Holding out his hand, completely straight faced* Hello, I'm their Geralt.

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Thank you so much!! I'm glad that you liked it <3

Lestrade x nonbinary!reader

Form: headcanons?? Idk how to call it 

Words: 576

A/N: yes, I wrote it to comfort myself and calm my dysphoria :’]

Warnings: Dysphoria, top surgery

General:

When you first met he was confused bisexual™

You were just like “Hi, I’m [Y/N] and I use they/them pronouns, what about you?”

And he looked at you with the most thoughtless expression ever

Meanwhile in his head was just one big mess 

After he got back his ability to speak he just said “the male ones???”

It was awkward 

But after John broke ices between you two everything escalated pretty quickly 

Let’s be honest - Lestrade has the personality of a golden retriever

And you couldn’t resist these big puppy eyes 

He takes you on cute dates in cafes

He tells you every day how happy he is that he has you in his life 

He loves helping you with composing an outfit for you

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If you would decide to change your name:

He would be kinda confused at first

But after a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, he would start to repeating your name over and over with different expressions - like he was “tasting it”

After this short show, he would smile at you and say “It’s perfect! I love it It really suits you”

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If you use a binder:

He would always check if you don’t use your binder longer than 8 hours 

He would have a heart attack if you decided to exercise in your binder

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If you plan top surgery:

He would support you with his whole heart

He would take overtime just to help you afford surgery (he would still do it even after you said him to not do it)

But also right before he would lose his mind over every single detail 

“Did you pack everything??”

“Are you sure that we have pillows already in a car??”

He would be so happy that you can make yourself more comfortable in your body

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When dysphoria hits bad:

He would transform you into a blanket burrito 

And make you your favorite snacks 

He would cuddle you and watch some random serials on tv, constantly giving some stupid comments, just to make you smile 

He would tell you how gorgeous you are

He would shower your whole face with kisses 

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Pride: 

Let’s get something straight - he’s bisexual, no, I don’t take any criticism 

He would go buy you a nonbinary flag if you want to 

He would transform your flat into one big rainbow for pride month

Despite that most of the time he listens only to rock he would for the whole June only play Lady Gaga

He would talk John into going on pride and taking Sherlock with him

(Sherlock somehow would blackmail Mycroft into going with them, he couldn’t bear the thought that he would be in pain alone)

Greg would make himself some funny t-shirts with LGBT-jokes 

You would get one with a little misshapen raccoon and the words “Gender is garbage”

(Sherlock got one saying “I would rather have a cake” and little cake in asexual flag’s colors, and he would never admit it but he loves it)

A/N: I really hope that you liked it! I’m sorry that it’s so short but I’m just not bold enough right now to write full fanfiction :’] If you have any writing tips please DM me or write in a comment :3 I would love to receive some kind of feedback!

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Hiiii, I love your account and I was wondering if I could request a Male reader x Aizawa where they are married in secret and 1A finds out... or something like that :)

Wait...You're Married?? | Aizawa x Pro Hero!Male!Reader

Requested? Yes

Genre: Fluff

Summary: Class 1-A finds out that their favorite teachers are married...

Word Count: 1013

A/n: Sorry this took me so long I took a bit of a break. Im also moving and getting ready for school so I've been busy..But I love this idea so much. Hope you enjoy. Thanks for 570 followers!

As great as Mr. Aizawa is, he very much isn't the type of person you would think would be in a relationship… no offense.

Despite the handsome face Shota doesn't seem to make for boyfriend material. He sleeps a lot, is often unmotivated, and doesn't seem all that interested in things such as dates.

So finding out that he was married was a shock, an even bigger shock to class 1-A was finding out that he was married to you. [Hero Name], a.k.a Y/N. A hero steadily climbing the top ten ranks and one of their favorite teachers.

Sorry to say it but many people would think you were out of his league if they knew you were together. Hell, even he thinks that. But all the seemingly negative qualities of Aizawa you find endearing. How your relationship came about was very interesting. But that's a story for another day.

So… here's how the students found out the news of your marriage went.

Although you sometimes come to UA to teach the students about life as a hero as a special guest thing so they don’t get to see you all the often. That doesn’t stop you from being one of their favorite teachers. Now today you weren’t scheduled to come into school but you came to UA to come to visit Aizawa on his lunch break.

Aizawa was sat at his desk with you on his lap, running your fingers through his hair. Now, normally you would never do this outside of your shared home but with everything going on this was the only time you’ve gotten to see him in a while. You missed your husband, plus you wanted to annoy him a bit. He would never admit it but his cheeks had the slightest tint of pink.

You both had long finished your food now and were just sitting enjoying each other’s company, having a quiet conversation. Soon you’d have to leave though, as his lunch break would be ending in five minutes. As you stood and packed up to leave, you turned around to kiss Aizawa and tell him you’d see him at home. Unfortunately, Denki, who was walking past the classroom on his way to the bathroom chose to peek in at the very moment and caught a glimpse of the kiss you two shared.

With something much more important on his mind than the bathroom he quickly rushed back to the cafeteria where his friends still were, very out of breath since he ran back. Catching up to his friends who he spotted by the door he quickly came to a halt, almost crashing in Kirishima. Before he managed out something along the lines of

“Aizawa… [Hero Name] … Kissing..” While very out of breath.

“Woah what? Denki what? Slow down, man!” Kirishima patted Denki’s back while everyone else looked at him confused.

“I saw… [Hero Name] and Aizawa Sensei kissing in his classroom.” He said slower this time and everyone was quiet for a moment before Mina was the first to speak up with an excited squeal.

“Aaaah really?! I called it! I knew they would be a cute couple.” Jumping up and down in her spot she immediately started asking for more details.

“Well we don’t know if they’re dating, it could have been a friendly kiss,” Kirishima said shyly, slightly uncomfortable with talking about his teacher’s love life.

“Oh, it was more than friendly all right.”

With all the commotion it caused more of the class to come over and the news spread around pretty quickly about what Denki saw, most people didn’t believe him. The class president had many objections to this kind of talk seeing as it really wasn't anyone’s business. Those who were excited about it really just tuned him out.

“Well let’s see if [Hero Name] is still there!” Mina excitedly ran off towards the classroom and the others followed, mostly because lunch was about to end and they had to get back anyway.

You had planned to leave before the students came but you ended up getting distracted… Luckily you were not still kissing your husband when they arrived or on his lap, instead, you were leaning against his desk talking about what he would like for dinner when he got home.

Your conversation quickly cut off as the students suddenly shuffled into the classroom. Where they were shocked to actually see you. Maybe Denki was telling the truth after all...

“[Hero Name] are you here to teach the class-” Iida started but Mina abruptly cut him off, getting straight to the point. “ARE YOU AND AIZAWA SENSEI DATING?”

The question caught you both off guard, slowly you turned to look at Aizawa before back at Mina. “What brought that question up?”

“Denki said he saw you two kissing-” She started and was interrupted by Denki. “HEY!” He was not thrilled about getting thrown under the bus especially after seeing the look Aizawa gave him when he heard what she said.

“Sooooo are youuu?” There was a giddiness in her voice, she was clearly very excited to know the answer. Seeing no way out of this, (well actually there were many ways out of this but you just wanted to mess with your husband) you confessed. “Well actually... We’re married.”

Now, this caught the whole class's attention and you could feel Aizawa stare burning holes at the back of your head.

“Wait…You’re Married?!” Multiple students asked in unison and you simply nodded with a sweet smile on your face. Turning towards your husband who you knew was probably less than happy with you you leaned down and kissed his cheek while running a hand through his hair.

“I’ve gotta go, I'll see you at home love.” To others, it seemed sweet but he knew you were just bailing and leaving him with the mess you made. Quickly you left the classroom with a smirk on your face as you held in a laugh while he was stuff with some very curious and nosy students.

Liked the story? Great! Reblogs are much appreciated.

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Gods, I fucking love writing fanfiction o(￣▽￣)ｄ

I am right now writing, just for fun, reader x villain!sherlock (the rdj version of sherlock)

And there is this scene where Y/N punches Sherlock in the face and starts getting emotional because he has feelings for Sherlock, and Sherlock was missing for some time. And Sherlock is just like: "Hol' up 😃✋🏻 stfu where are ur manners, we are gentlemen for fucks sake, so stop hitting people and stop crying".

I am the god of this universe. They could be in omegaverse if I felt like this would fit the story. I love writing fanfiction for fun dsfkjgdkd

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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Me: I write for three people only: me, myself, and I

Also me: LIKES? REBLOGS? COMMENTS? ANYTHING!?! Was it… WAS IT GOOD?!? DID SOMEONE LIKE IT!?!?

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If requests are open could you do a Stephen Strange x male reader where the reader has hand tremors so Stephen try to help but he also has tremors so these two shaky men have to call on Tony or Steve to help them. I think that would be super cute

A/n: As someone who has v shaky hands because of a medical issue, jars are my sworn nemesis.

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Plot: Requested

Pairing: Stephen Strange x Male reader

Y/n: Your name

L/n: Last name

H/c: Hair color

E/c: Eye color

Warnings: Medical issues, tremors, fluff, Stephen, and Y/n are some stubborn bastards, cussing, humor, kinda a crack fic ngl, SteveTony (Stony)

Word count: 786

Stephen Strange and Y/n L/n were a powerful duo, the two worked well together, and were brutal fighters. They were best friends and lovers alike, though the second part was less known, only the members of the Avengers team knowing about the relationship between the two men.

Funnily enough when they had first met, the two had hated each other with a passion, never being able to be in a room together without an argument breaking out.

Then one day there had been a flip in their relationship, what the cause had been, no one knew. Other than Steve Rogers and Tony Stark. They had been there to witness the hilarious situation.

See Y/n had been In the kitchen trying to open a jar of Tony’s fancy ass jars of peanut butter, and had been struggling for at least 10 minutes. (That was being nice.) And had been getting beyond frustrated when Stephen had walked into the kitchen, the sorcerer all but ignoring the other man.

“Stephen, can you help me with this stupid jar?” Y/n asked after a pause of silence, eyebrows furrowed and a frown on his lips.

Stephen glanced over, blue eyes crinkling as he let out a snort.

“You’re a superhero and need help opening a jar?” He questioned but made his way over to the H/c haired man none the less.

“Listen dipshit, I have tremors jars are my enemies.” Y/n held his hands up to show his hands that were tremoring violently, causing the sorcerer’s heart to tug in his chest.

Stephen silently held up his own trembling hands, giving an empathetic smile.

“I’m sure two broken men can open a jar.” He said jokingly, grabbing the jar from Y/n, wrapping his hand around the lid.

He tried with all his might to untwist the lid, but the fucker just wouldn’t open. Which only caused Y/n to cackle evilly at his misery.

“You’re a superhero and can’t open a simple jar?” Y/n teased, E/c eyes sparkling with mischief.

Stephen ungracefully flipped Y/n the bird, using his cloak to try and get some traction on the lid. The traction did nothing when his hands couldn’t properly grip, causing Y/n to grab it from his hands and try again.

This went on for 30 minutes of them switching the jar back and forth, using many different tactics to try and open it.

Stephen had even tried using his magic, while Y/n had tried using a knife to brute the lid off. Nothing worked and, in the end, with great shame Y/n quietly asked FRIDAY to call Steve down to the kitchen.

The super soldier appeared moments later with Tony by his side, a pout on the brunettes’ lips.

“This better be important, I was showing him my new suit blueprints.” Tony gave the two a look, looking between them and the jar, they were both glaring at with hatred.

“Did... did you call us down here to open a fucking jar?” Tony asked incredulously, laughter spilling from his lips as he looked at the two men who looked like kicked puppies.

“Fuck you! We have tremors and we can’t open the stupid fucking jar! I just wanted a peanut butter jelly man!” Y/n threw his hands up in the air with a hysterical cry, earning a look from Stephen.

“Steve please just open the jar. We’ve been trying for 30 minutes.” The blonde let out a quiet chuckle and walked forward, opening the jar with a single twist.

Y/n and Stephen stared at the man silently for a second before speaking over each other.

“Fuck you and your hands-!” “I wish I could throw you in a portal.-“ “I hate you.” The two spoke in sync at the last part, glancing at each other.

Y/n grabbed the jar from Steve, flipping the team captain off. “Cmon Stephen, we can go enjoy the peanut butter now.” The sorcerer followed behind the H/c haired man, glaring at Steve as they left the room, leaving the couple staring after them dumbly.

“They’re going to get together.” Tony pointed out, leaning against Steve’s form.

“Oh absolutely, I can’t wait till they have to explain this situation.” Steve replied with a grin, arm wrapping around Tony’s shoulders.

And just like that, two men who suffered from similar medical issues saw each other in a different light. It was a bonding moment for them, even if it seemed small to others. It changed their history.

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Ayo, guys, go check out this writer! His work is just so great and funny, so please go read some of his stuff lsdkjhdsljhhsdf

Alright, Let Me Introduce Myself

Hi, I'm Unavailable. My pronouns are he/him, I'm mixed race (black & white), and I'm a raging bisexual. This blog is a kind of side hobby for me, so don't expect to know too much about me.

Important: I usually check the blogs with female descriptors in the name, so if I see anything fetishy I won't hesitate to block your ass <3

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Current Drafts - 3

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This blog is for male readers

I decided that there aren't enough male reader blogs, so I wanted to write one. I'm not opposed to writing gender neutral every once in a while, of course. I write for transmasc readers too, don't worry babes. Please specify if you want gender neutral or he/they type things, because I will automatically default to male. Female aligned people, do be caustion when interacting. I check accounts :))

I will not write nsfw

I want the blog to be safe for everyone to read and request. Minor nsfw, (and I don't mean underage I just mean borderline), I can do. Just no graphic descriptions or anything, again, I want the blog to be safe for everyone and that includes minors. I will not write anything outright.

Who I write for

Haikyuu, Saiki K, Death Note, My Hero Academia, One Punch Man, and Jujutsu Kaisen

What I will write

Male, transmasc, and occasionally gender neutral reader, platonic and romantic relationships, AU's (fantasy or whatever you suggest), poly relationships (I'll try my best), really anything not listed below

What I will not write

Fem reader, nsfw, teacher/student relationships, parent/child relationships, anything creepy

Requests

So if I close my requests randomly, it's mostly because I want to finish the ones I have already. I want to get to everyone's request. If I don't get to your request in a day or two, check the "works in progress" masterlist and it will be there.

Haikyuu Masterlist

Saiki K Masterlist

Death Note Masterlist

BNHA Masterlist

Jujutsu Kaisen Masterlist

One Punch Man Masterlist

Works in Progress

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Are you sad that June is over and you don't have a pride month anymore? Fear not, friends! There's a different pride month just beginning! lgballt

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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What’s happening to autistic people right now?

(Trigger warning for abuse, electroshock therapy, torture, and ableism.)

The US court has overturned the ban on shock devices being used against disabled students, predominantly autistic students in the US.

The shock device being legalized is called the graduated electronic decelerator (or GED). This is a torture device that is used to ‘correct’ autistic behaviors / symptoms. Autistic people are shocked for stimming, and for having meltdowns, ect. This device was made popular by a behavioral center (the Judge Rosenberg Center, specifically) that is infamous for its abuse and torture of autistic / disabled patients.

(Image ID: someone is holding their arm out and resting it on a table, with their sleeve rolled up. Attached to their arm are wires, which connect to a small cube device.)

This is what the device looks like. It sends electric shocks into the victim’s skin; the victim often being restrained and held against their will. This is torture. GEDs have been reported to cause intense psychological trauma, PTSD, and physical injuries.

In March of 2020, the FDA ruled for GEDs to be banned. (Although, of course, they were still illegally used at a number of places.) This ruling has recently been appealed, and today, the US court of appeals has re-regulated the law to stop the use of GED. Sounds great, right? It would be!

... If not for a huge loophole in the wording, which basically allows this torture to continue. This device is going to have continued use on autistic students in order to “correct their behavior.”

“So.... What can I do??”

Great question! You can:

Listen to and boost autistic voices to spread awareness

As-of now (July 7th), autistic activists are trying to get #StopTheShock trending on Twitter, so Tweet out the hashtag if you have Twitter

If you’re in the US, email / call your legislators

Sign this petition if you’re in the US

Follow this case and look out for updates

If Autism Speaks (known ableist hategroup) says anything about this, DO NOT BOOST IT

That’s all! Thank you. Reblogs are very appreciated!!

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ya’ll support nonbinary people right up until they use any label other than “nonbinary” or any pronouns other than “they/them” lol

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writing fanfics is wild because you could have 12000 people read it and get like, seven comments