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“Why’d you only call me when you’re drunk?” - A Jschlatt x Reader fic

Summary: You were Jschlatt’s ex partner before he moved out of New York, and broke up right before he moved to Austin, now He’s back in New York and has somehow found your number

ship: Jschlatt x GN! Reader (second person prospective for this)

type:!!Hurt/comfort if you count closure to a relationship and fluff!! also a play on the arctic monkeys song “Why’d you only call me when you’re high”

You woke up to your phone ringing, an unknown caller ID shown, normally Spam callers had that written on them, but this was a New York area code, so you picked up, a slurred voice on the other side, a thick, almost over exaggerated accent “Y/N?” the man asked, you couldn’t quite tell who it was but he clearly knew you “yes? Who is this?” the voice seemed to have a sigh of relief as he slurred his next words again “It’s me! It’s Schlatt, it’s so nice to hear your voice again” You had called him Schlatt as that was his nickname in high school, apparently he had been using it online and got famous “Oh my God, Schlatt? Why are you calling? Are you drunk?” You had only heard his drunk voice a few times, the first on his 21st birthday, but it seemed a lot more…drunk? if that’s the word, you could hear meows in the background “Do you have cats?” You said, he could almost hear the eyebrow raise he had only ever had a bearded dragon when he dated you, no desire for a cat “Slow down with the questions, toots, I am a little drunk and I do have two cats, I’ve changed a lot you know” You knew he had, at least according to his online profiles, you sighed “Why’d you only call me when you’re drunk…” You said into the microphone, just soft enough for him to hear, you could hear him smile behind his camera “Maybe you should find out”

A.N: Hey! Sorry I haven’t posted in almost a year, I’ve gotten distracted with school, guitar and general stuff, but if you want a part 2 just tell me and I’ll write it asap!

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Kids ~ A Jschlatt x reader oneshot

summary: Schlatt asks if you would ever consider having kids with him after spending a day around them for a video

paring: Jschlatt x reader (mentions of ludwig) reader gender neutral and I use you/your for this.

type: Fluff

!!Enjoy!!

You walked into the kitchen of your AirBNB, smiling as you realize your boyfriend, Jschlatt had already gone shopping for your stay with him in Los angeles, he was filming a video with Ludwig and invited you with him, he was playing as a babysitter, you didn’t really understand, having not a lot of online presence unlike your boyfriend, but you were happy if he was, then the door unlocked, speak of the devil you thought to yourself and walked to the door, smiling broadly as Schlatt took you in his arms immediately. “Hey, J” you whispered happily in his ear, and he responds with a small grin and says “Hey, pumpkin” you smiled and walked back to the kitchen, Schlatt following behind like a puppy, he wrapped his arms around your waist and gently whispered in your ear “So the film with Ludwig was about me being a babysitter you know…” You nodded waiting for him to continue as he left a slight ellipsis at the end of that sentence “And they were all really cute, which brings me to my question…” You smiled, as if reading his mind you immediately knew what he was about to ask but let him finish anyway “Would you ever like to have kids with me?” You smiled and nodded once more “Of course, I’d love to have them one day” that made Schlatt smile and hide his face into the crook of your neck, his mutton chops tickling you “I’m glad” he said, still nuzzled into your neck, you giggle, you knew you were in for a night of cuddling tonight.

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 also sorry I’ve been so inactive, I’ve just been really busy with school and stuff and haven’t had much motivation to write!

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“You’re not jealous of a cat are you?” ~ Jschlatt x Reader oneshot

summary:schlatt is angry about you cuddling jambo instead of him so he makes it very obvious

!kinda short!

paring:schlatt x fem!reader

Schlatt and Y/N had been sitting on the couch for a around 20 minutes, the whole time Y/N had been playing with the couples cat Jambo, Schlatt wasn’t having this however he wanted the attention his cat was getting so Schlatt sighed not to loud but not to quiet his girlfriend still hadn’t noticed the sour look on his face, Schlatt turns around a bit not wanting to see all of his attention, Schlatt sighs once again as he turns his head and sees Y/N still giving all of her attention to Jambo “that little bastard is stealing all my attention” schlatt whispers to himself just quiet enough for Y/N not to hear. He looks at her, still cooing at the cat, he sighs louder than before, this time Y/N heard him “mhm what is it?” Y/N looks up at her boyfriend, she lays her hand on his shoulder instead of on jambo’s stomach, this brings a slight smirk to schlatt’s face “are you okay, hun?” she asks schlatt lightly shakes his head no “what’s wrong, sweetie?” Y/N asks again this time getting a a quiet response from schlatt “are you really gonna make me say it?” Y/N looks at her boyfriend, who is now eyeing jambo, just then it clicks in Y/N’s head “you’re not jealous of a cat are you?” Y/N says in disbelief “yes, okay? I’m jealous of a cat so what” Schlatt replied, just then jambo jumps off Y/N’s lap to sleep on the floor “well if you want attention there’s a spot for you right here” Y/N says pointing at her lap schlatt almost immediately lays his head down, as Y/N starts to play with his hair, his eyes start to get heavy as he falls asleep in his partner’s lap, but before he did he whispered “I love you, pumpkin”

A/N: sorry if the end is rushed I never really know how to end oneshots like this

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Cooking and cuddles ~ a Jschlatt x Reader oneshot

schlatt walked into the door after a long day at the office, he then saw his cat, jambo, “hey buddy” schlatt said bending down to pet his cat, just then his girlfriend, Y/N entered the room “hey hun!” she says happily running to her boyfriend and kissing him on the cheek “hey pumpkin” he says, smiling at her “how was your day?” Y/N questions “sucky” her boyfriend responds with a small sigh “aww I’m sorry, how about you take a shower and I make some dinner for us?” Y/N questions “add some cuddles in there and I’m in” schlatt says with a laugh “fine, well go on then, start your shower” “ok ok” schlatt runs out of the living room and heads to the couples shared bathroom “this man is going to be the death of me” Y/N whispers to herself, as she gets the stuff out for one of her and schlatt’s comfort meals, spaghetti

~time skip to after schlatt’s shower and dinner being ready~

“SCHLATT! THE DINNERS READY!” Y/N screams to her boyfriend “OK!” schlatt screams back as he runs into the kitchen “aww sweetheart you made spaghetti” schlatt says his mouth agape “yeah, I know it’s a comfort meal for the both of us” the couple eats in a comfortable silence as jambo sits on the floor pawing at the chair legs waiting for one of his parents to give him some food, after about 20 minutes both partners finished their dinner, and cleaned up. The couple then ran into their shared bedroom and got ready for bed, Y/N finished putting on her pajamas and flopped on to their bed, “come on schlatt, you were the one who wanted to cuddle” she says as she opens her arms “yay!” schlatt screams as he jumps into bed. Schlatt then lays his head on his partner’s chest, and wrapping his arms around her waist “thank you by the way” he says, his words being muffled by the woman’s shirt “no problem honey” She says playing with her boyfriend’s still wet hair “good night, toots” schlatt’s says with a yawn and falls asleep in near minutes “good night, love” Y/N says falling asleep not far after her boyfriend.