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[bella-of-ballonlea]

I know I've been gone for 100000 years but I just got my phone fixed and my Tumblr on my phone was still logged into this account.

If I wanna get back into this do I... Have to give lore explanations for why I was gone on every single blog? Do I have to acknowledge it?

[bella-of-ballonlea]

You would have to check their website for their online orders, but I do believe so! They are certainly an interregional company

Their products can be rather pricey, but with the code Ballonlea908 you can receive up to 15% off your first purchase with the brand!*

YOUR HAIR IS FAKE? WHAT'S YOUR REAL HAIR COLOR. ARE YOU SECRETLY GINGER.

It is not fake. It is just colored.

My natural hair is a rather dull shade of brown... I rarely let it stick around for long. It is actually remarkably difficult to dye or bleach over ginger hair- something about the texture does not want to take to it. You need professional-grade supplies for that.

[bella-of-ballonlea]

Are you the ginger in question? I do believe going bald would be a hideous decision, but if you ever wanted to color it, we at the Ballonlea Gym highly recommend the Aromapuff line of products. They have a wide variety of cosmetic and self-care products, perfumes, soaps....

YOUR HAIR IS FAKE? WHAT'S YOUR REAL HAIR COLOR. ARE YOU SECRETLY GINGER.

It is not fake. It is just colored.

My natural hair is a rather dull shade of brown... I rarely let it stick around for long. It is actually remarkably difficult to dye or bleach over ginger hair- something about the texture does not want to take to it. You need professional-grade supplies for that.

[bella-of-ballonlea]

YOUR HAIR IS FAKE? WHAT'S YOUR REAL HAIR COLOR. ARE YOU SECRETLY GINGER.

It is not fake. It is just colored.

My natural hair is a rather dull shade of brown... I rarely let it stick around for long.

It is actually remarkably difficult to dye or bleach over ginger hair- something about the texture does not want to take to it. You need professional-grade supplies for that.

[bella-of-ballonlea]

Remember if you bleach your hair to get restorative conditioner. I highly recommend coconut oil for curls~

Are you sure you're not 67 years old. Why is your hair white?

[bella-of-ballonlea]

Are you sure you're not 67 years old. Why is your hair white?

[bella-of-ballonlea]

can you rename Ballonella to BellaCity

That would be very nice if I was in the position to do such a thing, but unfortunately I do not have that power.

[bella-of-ballonlea]

All I'm saying is, you'll never see a metagross in Amity Park.

"Oh, Jigglypuff is the cutest pokemon of all time!" "No way, it's definitely Pikachu!" "Squirtle is the cutest!"

WRONG

Acknowledge the cuteness, you COWARDS

[bella-of-ballonlea]

That was a fucking suicune????

OK Suicune just came back with a splinter in his TONGUE, how did that happen???

[bella-of-ballonlea]

[ Attached is a picture of a large log within the forest! ]

I'm resisting the urge to bite it.

[bella-of-ballonlea]

Well then i would not recommend it.

[ Attached is a picture of a large log within the forest! ]

I'm resisting the urge to bite it.

[bella-of-ballonlea]

Are you attempting to get termites in your teeth?

[ Attached is a picture of a large log within the forest! ]

I'm resisting the urge to bite it.

[bella-of-ballonlea]

Oh btw IC Anon hate is totally accepted for all of my characters <3

[bella-of-ballonlea]

What? Are you saying you are more likely to be the one shooting him in the face?

Or are you insulted by my gullibility? Because trust me, it's not nearly as much as I am.

Victor has a gun?

[bella-of-ballonlea]

Good.

He’s trolling all of you

[photo of victor wheezing on the floor. There are actual tears in his eyes]

[bella-of-ballonlea]

If you find a way to shoot your eye out with that thing, the fault is only on you.

Victor has a gun?

[bella-of-ballonlea]

Excuse me?

Victor has a gun?