26 y/o white dude. Queer. Love me some fandoms. I RB Homestuck, DR/UT, and whatever I find funny/cool/interesting/etc. I am, once in a blue moon, called by the siren song of creative writing.
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The empty space is there because I eated them
just dumpster dived the best thing ever

why are they numbered what does it MEAN
its a list of fruit but its titled plants in the tinest text
the bottom fourth of it is completely empty
i love it so much
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fight back FIGHT BACK
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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.
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An observation…

Crossing over two of my favorite things ::]
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ok wait i got it i can draw them now
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fangamer made wayneradiotv his own spamton a. spamton plush. i just need you all to know this
#WHAT???#Cursed object#they turned his ass into a marketable plushie#deltarune#spamton sweepstakes#spamton g spamton#spamton a spamton#lmao#rb
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unironically i love this website and the people who post here because like 4% of them are even more pedantic and specialized in their knowledge bases than i am, and they are ALL HATERS. these are my people, sincerely. i support them uncritically even though all of us are REALLY annoying
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It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE
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because remember, stalking your ex and harassing her with constant pleas to get back together even though she moved on and feels incredibly uncomfortable around you (and so does your kid!), to the point you're running your own flower business to the ground because she Has To Come Around when she realizes The Truth, is "being cringe and pathetic", but getting drunk on a weekend night with your new boyfriend while your teenage kid is over at your neighbours and lifelong family friends' house is "being an alcoholic and a bad mother"
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it was worth a try
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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger
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lancer. you agree. reblog.
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let it be clear i am going to bat for this terrible horrible no good terrifying rotten icicle of a woman like no one has ever gone to bat for a fictional woman before. this is reparations for every single mid ass morally gray man who got woobified because he was sad once. woman you suck so bad. i can see the toxic grief eating at you from the inside, core to rind. i see the terror and obsession behind your ruthlessness. carol holiday i would kill for you and you would probably try to find some use for that which is great and precisely why i love you
#Carol Holiday#deltarune#deltarune ch 4#deltarune spoilers#dr spoilers#🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡#toby's strongest soldiers are given the toughest battles#based department? hire this creature
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SUSIEEE
her and some of her awesome outfits from chapter 3 🙏
i might be becoming kinda obsessed lol i love her sm , like get rid of Kris as the middle-man cuz i’d gladly hold her hand myself 🤭 /silly
also i drew all of these on separate layers so i might make these intro stickers or smth!! might sell if people are interested :)
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