benadito
benadito
i baked you a cake with your face on it
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i remember odd facts and have weird things happen to me all the time. this is my attempt to try and document those moments in one place.currently based in melbourne, recovering from a decade of portland, or. 
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benadito · 8 years ago
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google: jangly white guy indie rock IS the entire genre of indie rock lmao
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benadito · 9 years ago
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benadito · 9 years ago
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jillary fanfiction
i googled “jill stein hillary clinton fan fiction” and found nothing and was very disappointed in the internet - so i wrote it myself. 
Maybe, just once. The thought crossed Jill's mind as she scrolled through Hillary's leaked emails, her heart pounding louder and faster with each one she read. Benghazi, Trump, Keystone Pipeline. Even Jeb Bush! Maybe she'll have mentioned me in the emails sent around the time Bernie conceded, she thought. But the page reached the end. Nothing. Jill's heart sank. The elation she had felt when Hillary acknowledged her comments about vaccines had long faded. She longingly looked at the "I'm With Her" sign on the lawn of the house across the street and whispered, "I wish."
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benadito · 9 years ago
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proud of how well my birthday event title and cover photo go together lol
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benadito · 9 years ago
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Amazing material 
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benadito · 9 years ago
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“No large-scale construction work is needed. It only involves one person and a falcon,” Fujita said, emphasizing the method’s cost efficiency.
(via Kanazawa Station uses falconry to drive away problematic pigeons | The Japan Times)
My favourite news of the week. 
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benadito · 9 years ago
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addicting 
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benadito · 9 years ago
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eternal crush 
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benadito · 9 years ago
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Baby sometimes I don’t understand you But you’re the abstract art in my modern museum And baby sometimes we fall apart But the ruins of my heart stands like a coliseum
Molly Nilsson
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benadito · 9 years ago
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E•MO•TION: Side B
I’m loving these 8 new Carly Rae Jepsen tracks but why is no one talking about how one of the songs is about her ghosting on someone by telling them she’s “just going to the store?” it’s so WILD
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benadito · 9 years ago
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last night i dreamt that (i was a dog) and everybody loved me
my take on the smiths and also what i actually dreamt about last night, it was so great
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benadito · 9 years ago
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neon genesis pizzagelion
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benadito · 9 years ago
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still in the running for best text of 2016
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benadito · 9 years ago
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i was worried my deer fern was dying, but this morning i took a closer look at it and found three tiny new fronds growing amongst all the dead ones!!! It feels like a sign because last week it felt like everything was going to shit but now things are slowly improving. PLANTS ARE THE BEST 
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benadito · 9 years ago
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benadito · 9 years ago
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i've been listening to closing time on repeat and yeah i'm not ashamed it's just where i'm at today
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benadito · 9 years ago
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me, explained 
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