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Was listening to "Watcher in the Sky" while driving to work and realized how good a rhythm it has to bounce to.

No reason.

🥵🔥❗️

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Well, I'm officially one of those. My hyperfixation has me going to a second Skeletour date. Fucking band; fucking obsession.

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This fuckass; I want to kneel in front of him, rest my forehead on his thigh, slip my hands under his shirt, and just gently rest my fingertips on the area just above his waist band. No higher, not under, not even his treasure trail, just that heated skin right there that flashes every so often because his shirts are cropped to do that. And I don't even care if I get a glimpse of his chest or even belly, just the feel of skin.

Asmodeus help me; I had to write that out or it would eat me alive. Sorry, I'm a big ol' creep.

Ghoulbangers Ball 21 - Tampere

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come together ⋆｡°✩ together as one

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I'm getting such a Freddie Mercury vibe off of this photo and I don't know why.

Missing Dracopia, missing early Popia, missing my arrogant and power hungry little mew mew, my plotting and cunning little ray of sunshine, my-

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I just don't think it's fair he knows ALL of my kinks and I can only guess his. Tit for tat my friend. Does he like tits and tats?

'omg does tobias know about the kinky stuff?'

ghesties this man has been selling us dildos and buttplugs for years and years. ghost ran a blog on this very website where they displayed fanart, including nsfw pieces and encouraged us (children of perversion) to revel in lust and blasphemy. also like... the live shows? he knows and it's fine.

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He has a tumblr account, I'm sure of it

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When I was a teenager I heard Lordi win Eurovision with "Hardrock Hallelujah" and made fun of them as "family friendly Gwar" and didn't give them much of a chance. Now I decided to give them a second listen and holy shit did I sell them short. "Who's Your Daddy" is on the same album and wow. . . that song fucks.

Say what you want about streaming but had it been an option back then I'd probably have become a fan.

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The Roman forum or The LA forum? You must be specific; I need to know if I need a toga or a bikini.

the forum is a classic place to have a crazy public threesome

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Oh fuck yeah. I've been playing and DMing weekly for 10+ years and this is spot fucking on.

What would copias preferred dnd classes be, in your opinion?

(imho he'd also be a fantastic DM)

He would be an amazing DM your brain is so huge Lu 🫶🏻🖤

So I’m still fairly new to DND even though I’ve been playing on and off for a few years now, so I’m by no means a pro. But, I can see him rolling a few different classes depending on the ✨vibe✨

Maybe he’s a fighter? Or a cleric! A Warlock (is the most obvious choice), but I also also see him throwing in a sprinkling of a Bard?

My first thought was a Warlock who casts spells through song, and while that’s still partly Bard-esque, there’s the added flare of summoning ghouls and ghosts, taking down your enemies with a nice tune. It also reeks of necromancer too!

Also I think when he wants to turn his brain off and play whack-a-mole, he’s choosing to be a fighter or barbarian!

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Watch Kraft seize on this opportunity and create a Ghost bar of some sort. I am here for it.

CRYING

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Teenager borrowing his dad's suit energy.

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I don't know if it mortifies me or not. I'm almost more worried to hear that he hated the writing.

I feel like I can deal with "your ritual sex kink is weird and awkward"; I don't think I could recover from " your prose is bullshit and your characterization of my creations is awful"

Absolutely HYSTERICAL over the fact he knows we call him

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He also knows all our kinks :/

Absolutely HYSTERICAL over the fact he knows we call him

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Make him a satanic pope, duh.

He's just a little guy

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I make fun of him because of his appearance in "Jesus Christ Superstar". Go have a listen if you want to hear the most cursed thing imaginable.

like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year