beppadoo
beppadoo
The Beppadoo is done with you
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Don't you dare give me context. That will just ruin it.
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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Statically speaking, christians are more likely to be pedophiles than trans folk
My point is children should be more afraid of someone wearing a cross
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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…but her aim is getting better!!
My wife still misses me…
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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"Make like an attic door and shut up."
"…"
"…"
"Well that just cancels the whole 'shut don't go up' argument."
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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What if Q appeared in the Abramsverse?
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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Being a cat parent is weird.
They run in front of you in an attempt to trip and kill you,
Then act like the victim when you didn't die
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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What if ghosts really did just look like floating white sheets, but the only true lore about them was the lore and legends making them out to be the scariest and most dangerous supernatural entities to ever exist?
Pretty much anime Mimikyu. Adorable, but will rip your body and soul asunder in the most horrendously gruesome ways imaginable without a second thought or any sign of remorse
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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These past 5 years has been the most draining month of my life
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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I got really blazed once and referred to Anish Kapoor as Anal Cap
That's the guy's name now.
He is no longer Anish Kapoor.
He is Anal Cap.
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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How else could the mad call themselves lucid if that wasn't a possibility?
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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Logic, my dear, merely allows one to be wrong with authority.
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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Mommy! She stole my butthole!
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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I will cupid shuffle on your grave until you reach up from hell and slap the s💩t out of me!
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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I will hamster dance at you, and you will like it!
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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Don't make me summon Satan with the cha cha slide!
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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Memes, but with mix-matched Avatar quotes
That's so sad. Alexa, play Despicito.
Becomes
That's rough, buddy. Zhu Li, do the thing.
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beppadoo · 1 year ago
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Until boys learn to control their emotions, no woman is ever truly safe
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