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Statically speaking, christians are more likely to be pedophiles than trans folk

My point is children should be more afraid of someone wearing a cross

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…but her aim is getting better!!

My wife still misses me…

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"Make like an attic door and shut up."

"…"

"…"

"Well that just cancels the whole 'shut don't go up' argument."

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What if Q appeared in the Abramsverse?

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Being a cat parent is weird.

They run in front of you in an attempt to trip and kill you,

Then act like the victim when you didn't die

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What if ghosts really did just look like floating white sheets, but the only true lore about them was the lore and legends making them out to be the scariest and most dangerous supernatural entities to ever exist?

Pretty much anime Mimikyu. Adorable, but will rip your body and soul asunder in the most horrendously gruesome ways imaginable without a second thought or any sign of remorse

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These past 5 years has been the most draining month of my life

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I got really blazed once and referred to Anish Kapoor as Anal Cap

That's the guy's name now.

He is no longer Anish Kapoor.

He is Anal Cap.

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How else could the mad call themselves lucid if that wasn't a possibility?

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Logic, my dear, merely allows one to be wrong with authority.

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Mommy! She stole my butthole!

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I will cupid shuffle on your grave until you reach up from hell and slap the s💩t out of me!

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I will hamster dance at you, and you will like it!

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Don't make me summon Satan with the cha cha slide!

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Memes, but with mix-matched Avatar quotes

That's so sad. Alexa, play Despicito.

Becomes

That's rough, buddy. Zhu Li, do the thing.

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Until boys learn to control their emotions, no woman is ever truly safe