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Differential Diagnosis Time

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I was extremely bored during class and made a lil doodle from the university AU. I think Thorin definitely fell first but also the hardest lol, while Bilbo was mostly getting very mixed signals and thought Thorin hated his guts at first. If you guys have any suggestions or ideas for this AU feel free to comment! Anyway enjoy this very messy illustration.

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wonderful

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let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance

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thorin fucked that hobbit on the road to erebor broke back mountain style and then died saying “u were such a good FRIEND bilbo”. what an ATROCIOUS situationship my god

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at the first reclaimed-erebor press conference the reporter dwarves are like, “🎤 balin son of fundin can you deny or confirm the rumors about thorin oakenshield and bilbo baggins?” to which balin leans forward and says, “🎤 well. you know how unflattering it would be to speak ill of the dead. which won’t be a problem because it’s not speaking ill to let the record show that, yes, they did in fact fuck nasty a couple times. and you can quote me on that because i’m like 95% sure it’s what king thorin would want”

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the what

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i’m at ur girls house nursing on a poison that never stung. our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it 😏

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fatummeum: Thorin 3 :) donttouchsherlock: Thorin with 3 pleeese :) (ps I love your Thranduil)

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Thorin Oakenshield

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This is quick and kinda bad but I miss him ☹️

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this is actually what happened after the battle of the five armies

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you’ve got something on your face. let me just—

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Hello friend

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i am very funny