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hi, im logan :) I just wanted to tell you that I think your blog is really rad and that I hope we become good web friends :P sorry if im awk, have fun tumblring :)

Hello, new friend! Thanks for the warm welcome. I’m really glad you like my blog. I hope we can be good friends as well :).

P.S: I welcome and embrace awkwardness around here. Don’t worry about it :P

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Christians: Ah yes, I love all the Abrahamic religions. Protestant, Catholic, Lutheran, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Muslin and Juice

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Leftist Jew Problem #9

When the political right tries to use u as their model minority

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The truth about hot people

Straight people: "Ugh, why are all the hot ones gay?"

Gay people: "Ugh, why are all the hot ones straight?"

Bisexual/pansexual people: "Everybody here is hot. The real issue is that I am not."

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"Hey there, kids... wanna try some of my ice cream? Hehehe"

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Deadpool writer Gerry Duggan confirms Deadpool's pansexuality

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I’ll build a snowman with you, Deadpool!

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Fingers crossed

ALRIGHT FOLKS I’M BACK AT IT!!! This time I want you all to send me links to your Amazon.com wishlists!!! There will be four winners this time and I will buy one thing from each of their lists :) DA RULEZZ REBLOG OR LIKE A C T U A L L Y S E N D M E Y O U R W I S H L I S T S....

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This article is the perfect mix of stupid and infuriating.

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So freakin cool

Walkure. Michael Levine.

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Haha yes. This.

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Thank you so much to stargazer9414 and to her lighting and sound techs who sent in the following eight submissions a little over a month ago! Happy Tuesday!

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I wanna go on an aquarium date someday, it just seems like so much fun. Running down blue hallways laughing, watching the pretty fish, petting the stingrays... Just seems like a great way to have fun while you get to know a person.

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Chester See sums up my life in one gif.

I couldn’t NOT gif this….

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Fingers crossed!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE

It’s that wonderful time of the year when we realize we have no idea what to get our loved ones and go into panic mode! Super!

So you’re doing a giveaway? Yes!  I might not be able to find my mother the perfect present but I kinda know what would make some of you guys happy I think! :33 So why not give someone an early/late present, depending on what they celebrate? 

RULES AND REGULATIONS: totally jacking this from my previous giveaways

no giveaway blogs this time. gomen but i don’t really want another 32,000 note thing, that was not so cool.

if the person who wins is FOLLOWING ME AT THIS MOMENT they will receive ALL of the above prizes. 

if the person who wins FOLLOWS ME DURING the giveaway they will get MOST of the prizes.

if the winner is someone who DOES NOT FOLLOW ME they will still get a FEW of the prizes and a box of chocolates and tissues because it really is a shame if you don’t follow me i post quality shit like housetrapped and snk and if you’re reblogging this you have to like that junk right

reblog as much as you like, likes count, buy me a pony, same as every giveaway

ends January 1st at exactly midnight, so like when the ball drops homie 

i’ll ship international since i lucked out last time and only had to ship to Utah

i’ll do a random number generator out of all the entries to pick a winner uvu

Enough rules already what can I win??? ?? prizes, right, gotcha

People who are already following me will receive:

A super fashionable cloak and jacket wowza!

A WTNV mug, i ordered two by accident :<

An arda wig (or other any wig you can find online) up to $50

Any FIVE pairs of horns, I don’t care who, alpha/beta/trickster/oc/ancerstor go crazy friend

Any FIFTEEN shirts they want, they don’t have to be homestuck character shirts either, goodness knows i have enough iron-ons to make a small wardrobe  

Any hoodie from what pumpkin!

5lbs of assorted gummy candy because GUMMIES

Any pair of glasses, tz, sol, vriska, john, jake, jade, equius, dirk, meenah, you name it homie i got you

And, of course, dave shades because you’re a v cool kid

New followers will receive:

A super fashionable cloak and jacket wowza!

A WTNV mug, i ordered two by accident :<

An arda wig (or other any wig you can find online) up to $50

Any FIVE pairs of horns, I don’t care who, alpha/beta/trickster/oc/ancerstor go crazy friend

Any TEN shirts they want, they don’t have to be homestuck character shirts either, goodness knows i have enough iron-ons to make a small wardrobe  

Any hoodie from what pumpkin!

5lbs of assorted gummy candy because GUMMIES

Any pair of glasses, tz, sol, vriska, john, jake, jade, equius, dirk, meenah, you name it homie i got you

And, of course, dave shades because you’re a v cool kid

People who do not follow me will receive:

A WTNV mug, i ordered two by accident :<

Any ONE pair of horns, I don’t care who, alpha/beta/trickster/oc/ancerstor go crazy friend

Any FIVE shirts they want, they don’t have to be homestuck character shirts either, goodness knows i have enough iron-ons to make a small wardrobe  

5lbs of assorted gummy candy because GUMMIES

And, of course, dave shades because you’re a v cool kid

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what if you dated pyramid head can you imagine introducing it to your parents like “mom dad this is Red Pyramid” “how do you do….. Red pyramid?…..” *deep blaring noise* *every fucking car alarm in the neighborhood goes off*

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Believe me when I say, these are the BEST Muppet bloopers ever. Please, please WATCH. You get to watch Frank Oz’s sanity slowly slip away. Priceless.

“Hubba wah?! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WAH?! Hubba WAH?!?”

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seriously though lets cuddle in our underwear and make forts and make out