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ph by steven meisel

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Reminder that the smiths songs were originally written in this handwriting. Disgusting.

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every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

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i hate stephen king what the fuck is "but he knew well enough." bitch i'll kill you

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"morrissey is a big gay baby"

- everyone, probably

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this has such cursed energy im-

Rick Astley and Morrissey, c. 1980s

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i wish my life had a cohesive color scheme but unfortunatly thats not how "real life" works

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me at the beginning of 2001: a space odyssey : oh this is kinda slow. is this just gonna be a space thing? idk ill probably get bored

me, in the middle of 2001: a space odyssey: this robot is wild. is this gonna be one of Those kinds of movies? where u gotta beat the Scary AI ??

me, at the end of 2001: a space odyssey: what is this hell movie

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nobody:

me, in my room, alone: "im just eatin ass and takin names"

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teehee sorry this is so angry i just watched imallexx's new video and it stirred up how i been feeling about the situation. also no hate to those whove been supporting him <3 luv u guys

@ all them bitches using dan howells coming out as an opritunity to justify their gross fetishization and general sense of entitlement to know about others personal lives: fuck yall. he did not confirm him and phil were together, it could have been seen as being implied, but what wasnt implied is the fact that he EXPLICITLY SAID that both he and phil are private people and would rather keep the details of their lives private. and yall HOES (who probably didnt even watch the video) saw this as an oppritunity to go “oh uwu I KNEW IT. im so glad that we KNOW THEYRE TOGETHER” and now THESE ABSOLUTE BUFOONS think what theyre doing is okay because its “canon”. but its not “canon” because this isnt a fucking tv show!! they are real people and dan shared very personal strugles he has had and all of you are throwing it back in his face and doing things he specifically said made him uncomfortable. none of you actually care, you just want to continue fetishizing two men and thinking youre entitled to know ANYTHING about their lives. FUCK YALL!!!

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Stanley Kubrick - A Clockwork Orange (1971)

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*breasts boobily into the room, tittering tittily with one of my friends*

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y’all ever have a mental health day so weird that your brain feels like the skittish half-wild horse in a horse girl movie and you have to be the tenacious but tender 12 year old girl who patiently earns its trust

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not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

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someone draw me a teletubby fighting a boobah 

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please someone let this poor kid have a nap